Tag Archive: Kerry Marie

Bound For Glory?

January 17, 2013 by Elliot James

Stick a ball gag in her sexy mouth and show her the ropes.

This new XLGirls.com scene with Nikki Smith is unusual for us.

BDSM isn’t  a kink we do much of in any of the sites, and it’s virtually non-existent in the print magazines.

Years back, we had a short-lived “Big Tit Bondage” section with Kerry Marie, Plenty UpTopp, Jezhabelle, Brittany O’Neil and others. Even Linsey Dawn McKenzie got in on the act. The department is still archived at SCORELAND.  It was just bondage. No beatings, whippings, torture or hanging girls off insane suspension devices. It never got all that much of an enthusiastic response. I’d chalked THAT up to our crowd preferring to see tits, ass and good, old-fashioned fucking rather than chicks tied up, gagged and squirming around on a bed.

XLGirls never gets wrapped up in the bondage and discipline scene, but since Nikki mentioned to Maria that she likes bondage, the studio thought some B&D experimentation before the hump and pump would be interesting and different. So this is a first for XLGirls. Even when bondage expert Kelly Shibari was here, we never did any BDSM, just straight sex. Nikki’s released from her bounds when the fuckin’ begins.

We should interview Nikki one of these days and find out what the story is about getting all trussed up and how far she takes it. I was more impressed by her curvy bod in that string bikini and heels, although she did look fit to be tied.

Miss Smith’s sexy with a ball gag in her mouth, but gagging on a boner in her mouth is more fun, and Nikki would probably agree, if she could speak.

What do you think about tying up and gagging girls? Yea or Nay?

The 12-plus babes of Xmas

December 24, 2012 by Elliot James

All SCORE and V-Men want for Christmas are jiggle belles with big boobs decorating their trees and dancing around them.

Twelve days? Let’s make it 14.

This is the reason for the season.

I don’t need another Swiss Army knife.

I will take cameltoe instead of mistletoe.

At this time of the year, I give thanks. Thanks that girls like these decided to show us what they’re made of.

Wishing every model, every contributor, every reader, every DVD collector, every website member, every store employee, every friend of The SCORE Group and everyone on our cool staff a Happy Holiday.

Some Xmas week birthday babes: Victoria Lane (Dec. 22), Mercedes Mounds (Dec. 23), Jeannine Oldfield (Dec. 25), Desiree (Dec. 24), Alanna Ackerman (Dec. 25), Goldie Blair (Dec. 26), Angel Eyes (Dec. 26), Ivy Dreams (Dec. 28), Lanea Love (Dec. 29), Melonie Max (Dec. 31) and Holly Halston (Dec. 31). Happy Birthday.

And here is the trailer of my all-time favorite SCORE Xmas video (not counting the SCOREtv Holiday Specials).

 

 

Babes, boobs and beer

December 8, 2012 by Elliot James

Terry Nova would spill less if she drank with her eyes open.

I’ve blogged about beer before.

I like a beer-drinking woman, especially when she’s hoisting one over bare cleavage mounds.

What is it with the spilling?

I think babes and beer is an unbeatable combo.

Did you know:

Canadian scientists claim that more than 43% of women drink beer weekly.

Women drink 25% of the beer in America.

Many brewers in ancient times were women. By the 1700s, many European brewers were women.

Women are more attracted to specialty beers than the major brands.

Ninkasi is the name of the Sumerian Goddess of beer in ancient times. She gave the world the secret of beer brewing.

The Zulu Goddess of beer is named Mbaba Mwana Waresa.

In Slavic and Baltic mythology, Raugutiene was known as the Goddess of beer.

Gya not only drinks beer, she lines up her next one.

The Great Yorkshire Brewery in the UK brews a black lager called Yasigi named after the African Goddess of beer, “known for her love of partying and extremely large breasts.”

Kaiser Wilhelm II allegedly wrote, “Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world.” (History proves that didn’t work out too well for him.)

It would be the greatest day of your life if Renee showed up at your table like this.

St. Pauli Girl is the best known but there are other beer brands with girls on their labels such as Southern Star Bombshell Blonde, Middle Ages Double Wench and (I’m not kidding) Coney Island Sword Swallower.

In the ’90s, I wrote in SCORE‘s “Boob Beat” column about an entrepreneur in Newport Beach, California who started a beer company called Wanker.  Sexy bikini girls were printed on the Wanker bottle labels.

Siri likes good head.

The combination of babes and beer always brews good spirits in me. Here are a few of my favorite hot SCORE and Voluptuous Girls in a beery mood.

Kerry Marie's birthday is December 9. She's with Lorna Morgan in this photo from Key Largo in 2001. UK girls like beer.

Let’s recap the month of September at SCORELAND

September 13, 2012 by Elliot James

Okay, it’s only September 13th but I want to go over who’s new, hip, hot and happening at SCORELAND this month because a lot is going on.

On September 2, Kalila Kane arrived for the Big Show. Kalila is slim, exotic, stacked and slinky. She comes to us courtesy of a friend who is a SCORE fan. Kalila says “I just started training in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and I’m teaching myself to play the piano. I trap, have fixed and release feral cats in the D.C. area. I currently have a 1992 Kawasaki Ninja Ex250 motorcycle that I’m fixing up. I’m really into group sex and consensually forced sex at the moment, so most of my fantasies revolve around that. Having sex when it’s kind of wrong satisfies me.” Okay, I’d like to see her do a XXX video for us. She had me at altruistic stripper and Kawasaki Ninja 250.

On September 5, Jazmine debuted. A pretty, slim-n-stacked bikini beach bunny, Jazmine went straight from New Discovery to boy-girl in the space of two days. She’s got a rack and she’s on track. In this era of instant gratification, it’s interesting to observe that here’s someone who waited to do a XXX scene, even if it was for a day. I’m not quite sure why Jazmine waited so long but I’m sure the Boob Brotherhood was happy about it. Jazmine likes doggie-style, oral sex, her hair being pulled, being finger-fucked and spanked. “I try to have sex every day,” says Jazmine. If she’s gonna have sex every day, she might as well do it here, right? Why keep it a big secret?

On September 10, Rockell hit SCORELAND like an asteroid. In other words, a heavenly body. SCORE doesn’t get many models from Alabama. “I love being nude. If I could be a nudist and do it in Alabama, I would. But I turn heads wherever I go, topless or not.” I absolutely believe that and I think that being seen at SCORELAND is Rockell’s big break-out move. I also think the magazine readers who pay little or no attention to this thing called the Internets are going to go ga-ga-gazongas over Rockell. She has the kind of easy-going, relaxed, having-fun vibe I got from Kerry Marie, Jessica Turner, Lorna Morgan as well as from Valory, Terri Jane, and Kaytee Carter.

On September 12, Roxi Red exposed her shock and awe inspiring K-sized wonders for the first time. Dave, Maria and I felt like we were Tasered. Memories of the mammaries of Sammie Black, Jenny Hill, Mianna Thomas, Miosotis, Vanessa Del and Kristina Milan flooded my brain. Roxi is a rare one!  “In high school, I went from DD to H to K,” said Roxi. “I was always interested in becoming a model but I was always told that my boobs are too big. But I’m happy to be where I’m at now. This is the first time I’ve ever done any adult modeling.” The swine who dictate to the sheep of society what models should look like would not give Roxi her due but we are happy to place her on a pedestal. You can also get some really good boob angles when they loom over you.

And tomorrow, a new SCORE wife enters these Hallowed Halls of Hooters and she’s going for the big enchilada with special sauce. Barbie Kelley is the spouse of a reader who has collected and kept every single issue of SCORE and Voluptuous ever published. That’s 20 years. He could have kept his own SCORE wife to himself yet they chose to share her with the big-boob world and to enjoy seeing their own fantasies come to life. Now it’s official: Barbie has joined the League of Extraordinary Busty Housewives of SCORE.  “If I am going out, I usually wear a bra. Around the house, all bets are off and you’ll be lucky to find me in any clothing if I am home.” Lucky man!

I’d like to point out that we’re only through half the month. So stay tuned.

 

 

Boob Bloopers 7: Bloop and bloop again

September 1, 2012 by Elliot James

There’s a party going on at SCORELAND. So far, there haven’t been any party poopers

June 20, 2012 by Dave

Leanne Crow measures up among the Top 20 SCORE Girls ever.

Among the things I’ve enjoyed most so far in the “20 for 20” celebration at SCORELAND are the comments members have been posting regarding the day-by-day unveiling of the Top 20 SCORE Girls of all-time. The comments have been interesting and at the same time civil (in most cases). It’s nice when you guys find a way to compliment a model without criticizing another model (or find a way to say something not-so-positive about a girl without sounding quite-so-negative). The good stuff started on the first day with the unveiling of SaRenna Lee at No. 20. Wrote Jorga, “Really people?? SaRenna should’ve at least made the top 5.” Added SB, “I agree- top three- could even peg her as #1.” But I also liked crajosto’s comment: “This is very sad – she is worthy of the top 3 – most recent popular girls in SCORE should really be Voluptuous models – there should be a cut off at 27 inch waist.”

Okay, that’s a biting criticism. But notice how crajosto didn’t name names. He stated his opinion in a very diplomatic manner.

Some people were surprised that Venera finished 19th. Some people might be surprised that there could actually be 18 girls better than her.

When Venera landed at No. 19, babyblue eyes said what a lot of us were thinking: “Why should it be such a surprise that a newcomer would rate this high? Combine this with yesterday’s gnashing of teeth that SaRenna Lee was only No. 20, and what you can surmise is that there isn’t a lot of historical context among SCORELAND members. Those of us who have been around long enough to have bought SCORE and Voluptuous when they were first issued on the newsstand have an appreciation for the ‘legends’ of the industry, but the number of online votes placed by those early readers are no doubt overwhelmed by those who grew up in the Internet era and might not have sufficient recollection of the likes of Chloe Vevrier or Danni Ashe. But that’s true in any all-time rankings done by popular vote: what’s been published most recently is most recent in the reader’s thoughts.”

My thoughts exactly. But then again…if it’s really true that SCORELAND members lack historical perspective…well, I don’t want to give away the rest of the results, but I will tell you that there’s a lot of historical perspective in the top four, which will be revealed next week. So I’m not sure history has anything to do with it. Of course, that’s a subject for debate.

Members have been reminiscing, which is one of the things a celebration like this is all about. They’ve been telling us who they had in their top five. They’ve been talking about girls who didn’t make the list (so far, that is). They’ve been taking about their love affair with big boobs. There has been a lot of spirited back and forth.

Hitomi is great, but is she too new to be considered among the greatest ever?

Another example of respectful criticism came when Hitomi was unveiled at No. 10. Carney22 wrote, “Not to take anything away from Hitomi; she’s quite lovely, and her breasts are stupendous. But this is just another model whose career began far too recently to be rated this high. This is supposed to be a 20th anniversary series, not a best-of-the-last three years feature. But that’s what you get when you let the readers do the rankings online.”

Okay. Fair enough. But, like I said, get ready for the top four. And remember: SaRenna, Danni, Lorna and Kerry didn’t exactly make their debuts yesterday. They all debuted in the 1990s.

Of course, sometimes, people can’t help but show their fangs, which happened yesterday when Leanne Crow came in at No. 8. Wrote Chuck, “In my humble opinion, to have a model who has never shown pink and never done a b/g scene and is put number 9 in the all time models of SCORE for the last 20 years says one thing…RIGGED! And don’t go talkin about how beautiful she is cause several models placed after her are better looking and definitely show a whole lot more. I’d be willing to bet a Yankee dollar that Ashley Sage Ellison will wind up in the top 5. Gotta take care of them English models, right?”

Well, Chuck, as for Ashley Sage Ellison, you owe us a Yankee dollar. Ashley wasn’t on the “20 for 20” ballot.

As for your accusation that the whole thing was rigged…well, Chuck, if it was rigged, SaRenna Lee would’ve been in the top three.

Anyway, gentlemen and ladies, keep commenting like gentlemen and ladies. This party has been a blast, and we still have eight days to go!

 

 

 

SCORE’s 20th Anniversary issue, now at your favorite magazine rack

March 22, 2012 by Elliot James

Now at your favorite rack

It’s here. 20 years in the making. The June 2012 SCORE is now hot off the printing press. Celebrating two decades of bringing big boobs to the world. Get your copy today at your favorite store, or get it direct from eBoobStore.com.

It’s also available in a digital version for reading on tablets.

I like new tech, but it’s only a means to an end, and that end is the love of big tits.

LA Bust was the covergirl of the first issue, June 1992

Veteran subscriber Delmo writes “Scorecard”:

“Twenty years already? Time flies when you’re having fun perusing the best big-boob mag on the market. I remember buying the second issue on the stands in 1992 and was hooked. Here was a newcomer to the big-boob scene that could compete with, and beat, Gent, D-Cup, Hustler’s Busty Beauties, etc.! Being a completist, I quickly tracked down the first issue, and, with the help of subscribing a number of years ago, I have the whole run of SCORE to date. I even have a handful of the short-lived UK version, TEASE.  Congratulations on reaching this impressive milestone, and may you have 20 more years. I know I’ll still be buying.”

 

 

 

Get the digital version of SCORE’s 20th anniversary before the magazine hits stores. Happy birthday to us!

March 6, 2012 by Elliot James

Where's the chick popping out of the cake? We deserve one!

It’s SCORE magazine’s 20th birthday. The best big-tit magazine on Earth has published a 164-page June 2012 edition, and you can get the digital version direct from us right now before the print magazine hits stores on March 20.

The readers created this edition by voting for their 20 favorite SCORE Girls.

The “20 for 20” SCORE Girls they voted for are: Kerry Marie, Sharday, Chloe Vevrier, Minka, Leanne Crow, Merilyn Sakova, Karina Hart, Janet Jade, Lorna Morgan, Busty Dusty, Christy Marks, Danni Ashe, Nicole Peters, Venera, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, SaRenna Lee, Tiffany Towers,  Tawny Peaks, Pandora Peaks and Ines Cudna.

Plus, there are 17 pages of the hottest big-tit hardcore scenes in the magazine’s history, and my “Boob Beat” column looks at 20 years of chasing the girls with the big bras.

We haven’t done a double issue in a long time. Click here to get this special digital pre-release today.

By the way, the print subscribers got this issue in their mailboxes before we got our office copies from the printers. That’s pretty good subscriber service, in my book. I usually get Esquire magazine late with a ripped cover.

Here’s a “Scorecard” letter from a “SCORE lifer” and a friend, D.J. in Texas:

“In 1992, I heard about the upcoming inaugural issue of SCORE magazine in a pack-in from the sales catalogs I was receiving way back then and eagerly awaited the first issue, which I was convinced would be a magazine perfect for my tastes. Indeed, it was. The magazine remains a favorite and a treat with every issue I buy, especially over the past couple of years with the advent of models like Merilyn Sakova, Miosotis, Kristina Milan, Beshine, and my new favorites, Hitomi and especially Venera. From the very beginning, I recognized that I was part of a family that appreciated a certain kind of woman, now known as the SCORE Girl, and remain a proud member of that family. I wish all the other members of the family the very best and look forward to the next 20 years of the best magazine ever.”

 

 

So Cold, Part 2: Ice Cream

February 17, 2012 by Maria

Sometimes, you can have the main course and dessert at the same time. Bring some sweet treats into the bedroom and use them on your sweetie!

Arianna demonstrates how to eat an ice cream cone without using your hands.

Kerry Marie is a messy eater. That just means you need to help her by licking it off.

Yesterday, we took a trip to the frozen tundra…and by frozen tundra, I mean we talked about thermal play, AKA using ice in the bedroom to stimulate your lady during foreplay so that she would be more inclined to put your snowballs in her mouth.

What? That’s exactly what I meant by frozen tundra.

Today, we are going to talk about the thing that makes everybody scream.

ICE CREAM!

Ice cream is delicious and a nice frozen treat.

It is also very, very, very fucking hot when paired with a set of DSLs. (That’s dick sucking lips for those of you not in the know.)

And when you apply ice cream to a ripe pair of tits, well, that’s just like dessert for your dick, dontcha think?

But we should talk about using ice cream during sex because there are some rules and tips that will keep your food play as play and not a mess that will make your dick limper than overcooked asparagus.

  • First of all, like we discussed in yesterday’s post about thermal play, when it comes to using ice cream in the bedroom, less if more. I repeat: LESS IS MORE. Don’t go in there and dump an entire tub of ice cream on your girlfriend’s pussy and expect things to remain sexy. I suggest a couple of spoonfuls, max. You are trying to keep it sexy. Your lady lover is neither a bowl nor one of those cold marble slabs from Coldstone Ice Cream. Do not coat her in ice cream.
  • Also, remember that unlike our ice play, when ice cream melts, it is messy as fuck. And I am not talking about the good kind of fucking messy. I am talking about a kind of sticky unsexiness that will never be good. You don’t want this melted ice cream all over your bed, your carpet and your walls. So, I suggest you keep this play to the kitchen areas or even outdoors. Stuffing a Popsicle in a woman’s pussy, outside on a hot summer day…well that can be quite pleasant.
  • That brings us to DAIRY-BASED ice cream versus NON-DAIRY ICE CREAM. Okay, here is the truth: Dairy-based ice creams or dairy-based ANYTHING will start to smell bad after a few hours, so you NEVER want to play with ice cream and then conveniently pass out into a post-orgasm coma. You will wake up and smell like rotten milk. No one wants to be naked and smell like rotten milk, I fucking promise you. Fruit-based, non-dairy ice creams and Popsicles will be as messy and sticky but won’t make you smell like a decaying cow afterwards. Just an FYI.
  • This last pointer is pretty much common sense but I am going to throw it in here because I know someone this happened to and I want to spare you the embarrassment. Heed my warning unless you are into your friends making fun of you for years, then by all means do whatever you will. Okay…so you should probably make sure that both you and your partner in this foodie fuck fest are not Lactose Intolerant. I know, by now most of you know whether or not you can handle dairy, but if you don’t know, find out. If you don’t know and you eat a lot of ice cream and then proceed to have what we will politely refer to here as “bubble guts” and “mud ass” halfway through your epic sexual performance…YOUR FRIENDS WILL MAKE FUN OF YOU. WOMEN WILL TALK ABOUT YOU AS A PUNCHLINE. YOUR FUCK STOCK WILL PLUMMET! Okay? You’re welcome.

 

And there you have it. So Cold, Part 2: Ice Cream.

Now if you will excuse me, I am going to go chase down the ice cream man and get myself a Creamsicle.

Tune in tomorrow for the final chapter in our exploration of all things ice…So Cold, Part 3: Snow.

xoxo

Maria

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wild, nasty fuck talk, or silence is golden…which do you prefer?

February 5, 2012 by Dave

If you were fucking Kerry Marie, would you be okay with it if she suddenly let loose with, "Oh, fuck my big tits! Slam your cock in my dirty whore cunt"? Or would you just be happy that you're fucking Kerry and you wouldn't give a fuck what she said?

The poll currently running at SCORELAND asks, “Who does the best dirty (or erotic) talking out of this list?” The choices are Christy Marks, Crystal Gunns, Eva Notty, Kelly Christiansen, Kerry Marie and Stephanie Stalls.

This is an interesting list that Elliot has compiled. I have to admit, I normally don’t think of nasty fuck talk when I think about Kerry Marie and Kelly Christiansen, but Elliot did add the “erotic” disclaimer. A lot of other girls could have gone on this list, but Elliot wasn’t try to publish a phone book. Several months ago, I pointed out that Gya Roberts said, “I want you to fuck me on the floor like naughty, wild animals. I want all the neighbors to hear us, baby. I’m going to suck your cock so bad. I’m going to suck it with my mouth on it and then put it between my breasts.” Pretty good stuff. And Sonja Haze, an XLGirls.com newcomer, followed up a torrent of “fucks” with, “Oh, fuck my dirty whore pussy!” As sex talk goes, it doesn’t get much nastier than that.

Elizabeth Starr can also unleash the fuck talk, throwing out the filthy words almost non-stop in a XXX video that’s airing at SCORELAND. “Oh, fuck that pussy! Oh, now you’re trying to play with my asshole, aren’t you? You know how to fuck that pussy, don’t you? Fuck that pussy! Hold that ass!”

Damn fine stuff.

Some guys like the “lady in the boardroom, whore in the bedroom” thing. I kinda go for the “whore in the boardroom, whore in the bedroom” thing, but that’s a matter of personal taste. I do like it when a girl who seems shy and demure starts screaming the “F” and “C” (cock, cunt, cum) words like an out-of-control slut. It’s so unexpected.

So, here are my questions for you:

1. Who are your all-time greatest fuck-talkers among SCORE Girls?

2. Do you like when a woman keeps it kind of demure, like, “Oh, fuck my pussy!” or do you like it when she goes all out, as in, “Oh, fuck my dirty whore cunt!”?

3. When you’re having sex in your personal life, do you like when your partner unleashes the fuck talk? If your wife or girlfriend or whatever said, “Slide your big, greasy rod in my needy cunt,” would that turn you on or get you soft? Or does it depend on the situation?

Of course, I ask these questions for research purposes only, but I kindly ask that you answer them…you dirty, sleazy, fuckin’ Blog readers!

 

NOTE FROM ELLIOT: I apologize for hijacking Dave’s Blog but I have to include a SCOREVideos link to a girl I am convinced has one of the dirtiest mouths of any SCORE model of the last ten years, Dolly, a very underrated brunette from the northeast . Listen to the filth Dolly says in these two clips. Sheer poetry. Pure magic. Total enchantment. The torrent of dirty words is non-stop in the video she did for us. It was a very long video, almost 40 minutes, and she doesn’t stop the fuck talk for a second. The quality of Dolly’s voice is very sexy too. I’d have chosen different clips myself for this sampling but you’ll get the idea. Here’s the link.

Then there’s Dolly Delight, the Brit blonde who recently traveled with the SCORE peeps to Montego Bay, Jamaica. She’s got her nasty rap down very nicely too, in an English accent. Props to her also. I love potty mouthed girls. Click here for this Dolly.