The Breast of XL Girls is an informative, educational and socially important learning guide for both boob hounds as well as for curvy women worldwide who want to improve their sex lives. It’s the most-authoritative DVD yet on the intimate and little-known subject of large ladies engaged in the unbridled joys of carnal knowledge. See what goes on behind the closed doors and shaded windows of the XL Girl.
Written by noted sex researchers at The SCORE Group and starring 26 of the most-popular models from XL Girls magazine, The Breast of XL Girls is an indispensable addition to DVD shelves in every home and every university library.
We have spared no expense to bring you the finest, horniest, sexiest, bustiest, assiest dolls enjoying the most-energetic and boob-shaking poundings and creamings by rigid cocksmen in a new EIGHT-HOUR, 2-disc set. That’s 478 minutes of fucking. I’m exhausted just thinking about it.
Look at this line-up!
Analee Sands
Arianna Sinn
Bailey Santanna
Bunny De La Cruz
Charlie Cooper
Dallas Dixon
Daniella Grey
Dawn Davenport
Gia Johnson
Glory Foxxx
Jade Parker
Julia Juggs
Kristina Milan
Lady Snow
Lisa Canon
Maria Moore
Melonie Max
Monique L’Amour
Nikki Cars
Peaches LaRue
Porsche Dali
Samantha 38DD
Sapphire
Simone Staxxx
Twilight Starr
Vivian Alise
Watch the three-minute trailer at eBoobStore and see these curvacious cuties go to town. Your pocket pal will thank you.
Christy Marks is nominated for Model of the Year in the SCORE Awards.
Kristina Milan is nominated for Plumper of the Year in the V-mag awards.
Valory Irene is nominated for Newcomer of the Year in both the SCORE and V-mag awards.
Vanessa Del is nominated for V-mag’s 2011 XXX of the Year award.
Well, I would’ve illustrated them for you if I had any artistic talent, but I don’t. The most you would get from me is some stick figure with stick-figure boobs. (But they would be BIG stick-figure boobs! lol)
Thank goodness for you that our pal H.D. from Germany can draw. (He draws his figures with big boobs, too. Go figure.)
He sent us some fine, new sketches of some of the finest ladies who are nominated for both the SCORE and V-mag awards.
Speaking of which…have you voted? If you haven’t, you SHOULD. The competition is so tight, the winners will be decided by a few votes. So, if you are the type of person with very strong opinions about tits (like all of us here at SCORELAND!), then cast your votes in the SCORELAND Voting Booth. Voting ends soon, and the fate of your favorite models’ breasts are in your hands.
Back in July, Maria asked in a Blog posting, “To show cleavage or not to show cleavage?” and discussed the decisions big-boobed women must make when they’re getting dressed in the morning.
I am pleased to report that the ladies in the November 2011 issue of Voluptuous, which is being posted this week at SCORELAND, all seem to have decided, “Yes, I think I’m going to show cleavage today.” Because the cleavage factor–the “Wow!” factor, as my buddy Darrell Sheets in the TV show Storage Wars would call it–is sky-high. These ladies are storing a lot of boob-flesh in their shirts, and unlike those dark, dank storage bins in the TV show, they’re putting the contents of their storage chests on display, letting us view them for as long as we want, not just five minutes.
Minka is famous for her elongated nipples and other reasons.
Not every girl gets hard nipples from handling. Bailey gets ’em.
Destiny as the nipple nurse!
There’s a point to nipples. Two points, in fact. They are erogenous zones as well as the spigots of milk delivery. And they are great to look at, in an artistic sense. Plus, staring at them causes woodies.
Let’s look at the boob science behind nipples. There won’t be a quiz later. I just wholeheartedly urge that you spend some time with some fine, fine nipples and their beautiful owners this weekend: Eva Notty and Sarah Satori in a threesome at SCORELAND; Natalie Fiore and Micky Bells at XLGirls ( a must see) and Destiny Rose in her second boy-girl scene (as a nurse, naturally) at SCOREVideos.
Today in boob science:
The medical term for nipple is papilla. Teat is a word used more often for animals than humans. The word tits comes from teats, but tit usually means the entire breast, not only the nipple.
Some word scholars believe that the word nipple derived from “neb,” an Old English word for nose or beak. Others claim it’s from the German “nippel.” Not much in favor anymore, for an excellent reason, is the German “die Brustwarze,” literally “breast wart.”
“Puffy” nipples are larger than average nipples and areolae that have a domed look.
Erect nipples are caused by contracting muscles under the skin, while clit enlargement and a boner in guys is caused by blood engorgement. Cold will also contract the areolae giving them a scrunched-up look. Not all women get erect nipples when turned-on.
The average projection and size of the human female nipple is approximately 3/8″ or 10mm.
20% of women have inverted nipples.
The nipple/breast system is complex and well-designed. Each breast has approximately 20 sections called lobes that surround the nipple. Inside the lobes are smaller lobes called lobules that end in bulbs that create milk. Small tubes called ducts carry the milk to the nipples. Montgomery glands inside the areola lubricate the nipple during breast-feeding. Kristina Milan can show you exactly how this works.
Female nipples are more sensitive than male nipples because there are more nerves and nerve endings.
Male horses and rats have no nipples. They don’t miss them, either.
Kristina Milan enjoys a beautiful, sunny day in the Dominican Republic, her home.
Yes, a picture is worth a thousand words, and this once of Kristina Milan (from a set that goes up today at XLGirls.com and is already up at SCORELAND) is worth about a million. Nonetheless, I’d like to point out a few things about this photo:
1. Her tits are brushing against her inner thighs AND SHE’S NOT LEANING FORWARD! This is the big point: Any girl can make her tits brush against her thighs if she leans forward far enough, but Kristina isn’t leaning forward at all. Amazing!
2. Her fuck boots.
3. Kristina seems so nonchalant about sitting there practically naked (although somewhat covered in this super-sexy body stocking).
4. Her fingernails are approaching slut length, which is great for fucking.
Lactose tolerant? Our friend Blackbull1970 commented yesterday on this week’s Valory Irene breast pump pictorial and video, “Believe it or not, if a woman constantly stimulates her boobs on a daily basis and changes her diet, she could fool her body into lactating. There needs to be more lactation on SCORE!” Well, good timing on the comment, Blackbull. SCORELAND has you and the cleavage cream crowd covered today and tomorrow.
Milky and mamalicious Kristina Milan is our special guest. Kristina is not only dripping the “leche de teta” out of her nipples like a leaky faucet, she’s sharing it with her booty call in “Milky Jugfucker.” She sure doesn’t need a breast pump. The video kicks off with our amigo Juan Largo talking to Kristina about her huge, milk-filled tits. Since Kristina doesn’t speak English, Largo talks to her in Spanish and translates into English. We learn a lot of facts about Kristina’s amazing jugs and her one-woman dairy production. This opener makes the video much better than just a sexing, so extra props to the studio staff for this one. Then Largo brings out his amigo John who heads straight for Kristina’s titty taps like a big baby and winds up with a milk moustache.
Like I said, don’t let Kristina’s photo set and tomorrow’s video get past your eyes.
Valory Irene’s not knocked up and lactating. No, no, no. She’s not ready for that change of life just yet. The electric breast pump she’s using on her big, ski-jump tits is for fun and games and nipple stimulation, and you can see what she’s up to an 80-image pictorial and a 17-minute video today on SCORELAND. The video has a close-up of Valory’s nipples pulsating under the suction action of the clear-cupped breast pump. It’s really great! But don’t take my word for it.
Valory was feeling really good and very relaxed afterwards. There’s a scientific reason behind that.
Nipple stimulation by sucking, pinching and rubbing releases a pituitary gland hormone called oxytocin that works on the pleasure centers of the brain and makes people feel good, affectionate and friendly. That’s why scientists call nipple stimulation the “oxytocin button.” It also causes the let-down reflex in breast-feeding, releasing milk to the nipples. Something Kristina Milan would know more about. Because she’s lactating and humping tomorrow and Friday!
Thanks to K.S. over in Great Britain for alerting me to this story that’s been squirting all over the Internet like a busted baby-bottle nipple.
A Covent Garden ice cream shop called Icecreamists has been relieved of its new frosty taste treat called Baby Gaga by government officials. It’s because of one of the ingredients in Baby Gaga: human breast milk. The rest is made of Madagascan vanilla pods and lemon zest. Baby Gaga went on sale last week, cost curious customers $20 a cup and sold out the first day. There are apparently a lot of lactation fans in London who were interested in getting their moo-moo juice from another source than the original tap. The owner of Icecreamists is a gent named Matt O’Connor. Matt has 15 breast-milk supplying ladies who pump out their tits at home and send it to Icecreamists. They make £15 for 10 ounces which is currently $24.50. 35 more lactating mammas have signed up since O’Connor released Baby Gaga but now the future of this dairy product is in jeopardy.
The Westminster cabinet member for business told the press: “Following two complaints from members of the public and concerns from the Health Protection Agency and Food Standards Agency, our officers visited the premises and removed all ice cream being sold as containing breast milk. Selling foodstuffs made from another person’s bodily fluids can lead to viruses being passed on and in this case, potentially hepatitis.” Mr. O’Connor issued his own statement: “As far as we are aware there is no law prohibiting a business from selling breast milk ice cream.” He said his company screens its breast milk donors, the same way the UK National Health Service screens blood donors, before pasteurizing the milk. I’m not sure if they check the cholesterol levels.
Icecreamists could have gotten in touch with Kristina Milan if they really wanted to stock up on the baby beverage!
Millions of babies around the world suck milk from their mothers’ nipples every day without health issues so the reason for the seizure doesn’t really make sense, especially if the milk is screened and pastuerized. It’s more likely because of the sexual angle involved or at least the sexual angle in the minds of the complainants. Fact is, there’s a low-key subculture of adult males who hire wet-nurses to suckle for their breast milk and a lot of it goes on in the UK. I knew a Brit years ago who used to seek out and hire lactating mothers for that reason. No sex was involved, just nipple sucking and milk consumption.
A new photo set set of Kristina Milan from the March ’11 Voluptuous goes live today at SCORELAND. Now, I love Kristina’s milky jugs, and I definitely get off on the way she rests her tits on guys’ thighs while giving blow jobs, but you know what? I’m not sure I ever need to see another photo of Kristina naked because the sight of her in tight tops does it for me. So here are two photos of Kristina. The one in the white top, in which her cleavage seems to go on for hours (I dare you to look her in the eyes), is from today’s posting. The one on the right, in which she absolutely destroys a black bodysuit, is from an upcoming Voluptuous pictorial. The appropriate response to both photos is, “Holy shit!”
Tits the season for giving and who’s a better recipient for Xmas loot than you? Can you think of a better time to reward yourself with boobs and booty?
February '11
Treat yourself to February ’11 SCORE, February ’11 Voluptuous and XL Girls (SCORE Special 207), now at your friendly, neighborhood mag store. SCORE stars Valory Irene, Chica, Alana Anderson, Angel Gee, Stephanie Stalls, Kitana Flores and Arianna Sinn.
February '11
Voluptuous stars Ashley Sage, Sophie Mae, Virginia Simms, Miosotis, April McKenzie, Skyie Blew, Lexi Summers and Valory Irene.
XL Girls
XL Girls stars covergirl Analee Sands, Anna Kay, Julia Juggs, Kendra Grace, Daniella Grey, Kristina Milan, Charlie Cooper and Bailey Santanna. They put the rack in magazine rack.
The best specialty men’s mags on the planet. No one even comes close anymore. They gave up a while ago.
Not sold in stores, SCORE Xtra 13 and Busty Cock Worshippers 2 are a few of the latest must-own DVDs this holiday season available from the SCORE Store. There’s lots more to choose from. You owe it to yourself. Don’t feel like going anywhere? Call 1-800-421-0760 to order or log into eBoobStore.com.
