September 21, 2012 by Elliot James
Roxanne rocks V-mag's cover and centerfold this month!
December ’12 Voluptuous just shipped to your favorite magazine rack. Check it out today or log-into the eBoobStore for a look.
This edition is also iPad and tablet ready with bonus embedded videos for you digital readers. It’s a very cool added feature.
Romanian looker Roxanne Miller makes her global mag debut as our 36GG covergirl and centerfold in an eight page layout. She’s a photographer, writer, poet, actress, make-up artist and a damn hot model ready to throw you a curve or two or three. It’s worth collecting this issue just for Roxanne’s premiere. It’s the first day of Fall. I’m sure a lot of guys have already fallen after seeing this cover.
If you’re curious about that tattooed saying on Roxanne’s left arm, “Man kämpft nur für was Man liebt,” my German’s not good but I think it means, “You fight for who you love.”
Adding their bosomania to the mix are super-vixens Krystal Swift, Melissa Reed, Hitomi, April McKenzie, Marille, Bella Gianna plus Maserati and Goldie Ray in XXX action.
A bonus DVD is included with the international edition at most retail stores. In stores that carry XXX, the DVD is called Drilled Naturals. It’s not about dental care. In stores that have R-rated fare, the DVD is Busty Moaners.
We’d throw in a free lunch too but the store clerks would have to store the mags in a cooler.
If your favorite store doesn’t carry TSG mags, let us know and we’ll correct this unimaginable error.
August 24, 2012 by Dave
Krystal's pussy is going to riot if it doesn't get some cock soon. Of course, it does, because Krystal's demands are always satisfied.
When I first found out about what I thought were the Pussy Riots going on in Russia, I got very excited. I don’t think I had an exact vision of what I was imagining, but in my mind, somewhere in Russia, there were a lot of exposed pussies and they were going wild or maybe a bunch of women were gathering in Red Square and protesting something or other by showing off their pussies. Which, I think, could be a very effective means of protest. Let’s face it: men’s minds go crazy when they see pussy, their little heads take over their big heads and they start doing things they wouldn’t otherwise do if not for the presence of pussy. They’re vulnerable. They’ll do anything.
I was only slightly disappointed when I learned that it wasn’t Pussy Riots. It was Pussy Riot, and Pussy Riot is the name of a feminist punk-rock band in Russia that was thrown in jail for three years for speaking out (singing out, actually) against Russian President Vladimir Putin. I say that I was only slightly disappointed because although the Pussy Riots I had imagined weren’t taking place, I still was able to take a lot of Beavis & Butt-head-type pleasure from seeing stodgy old newspapers like The New York Times, The Washington Post and even The Times of London, England forced to use the phrase “Pussy Riot” in their headlines and articles. Can you imagine Queen Elizabeth sitting down for her afternoon tea and seeing headlines like “Pussy Riot Outrage” and “Putin Offers Hope For Pussy…Riot Trial.” (Ellipsis mine).
Of course, at times like these, I can get a little greedy. Things I wish the band had been called instead:
1. Cum-Glazed Mega-Tits
2. Shaved Cunt
3. Tit-Fucked Sluts.
So, for example: “Russia’s human rights ombudsman on Thursday called the prison sentences handed down to three women from punk band Shaved Cunt ‘excessive’ and warned that the case was igniting dangerous tensions within society.”
Or: “Guilty Verdict in Trial of Cum-Glazed Mega-Tits.”
Anyway, to get to my point, I’d just like to point out that there’s a Pussy Riot (and a big-tits riot) going on all the time at SCORELAND. This weekend, for example, Sabrina Linn tries to quell her own, personal Pussy Riot (a riot caused by the fact that her pussy hadn’t had any cock in a day or two) by getting fucked by two hung studs. Then, in homage to Vladmir Putin, she has the two guys Put their cocks In her asshole. The Pussy Riot continues on Saturday with Krystal Swift’s pussy and tits. Then, on Sunday, some lucky guy’s cock gets to experience Krystal’s Pussy Riot first hand. Krsytal’s pussy does not protest, and it ends up getting thoroughly fucked and satisfied.
And isn’t that how it should be? There would be no Pussy Riots or any unrest in the world if everybody would just calm down and fuck. Or spend their weekends at SCORELAND. I guarantee, your cock won’t protest.
May 25, 2012 by Elliot James
Kacey Parker has happy healing hands.
At XLGirls.com, Kacey Parker loosens up a few muscles in “Massage Parlor Girl,” and a happy ending is guaranteed. Here’s Kacey in her masseuse’s titty-whiteys before she unleashes her massive 36H massage pillows on her client. It’s a lot more energetic than Jennifer Love Hewitt’s new Lifetime TV show The Client List. “I’m an attention whore,” Kacey boasts. “I love it when wives catch their husbands staring at my large, youthful tits!” Our kind of woman.
Krystal Swift is a walking wet dream.
At SCOREVideos.com, newcomer Krystal Swift demonstrates how the Czech Republic will not slow down its pace to win the International Boobs Race. With her pigtails and country girl outfit, sweet and fresh-faced Krystal looks like the farmer’s daughter who moved to the big city. Watch out for those innocent-looking farmer’s daughter types. They like to ride guys ragged, and Krystal is no exception, going hardcore in her debut.
Uh, Chantal...he stopped breathing...
Dave blogged about the debut of Chantal Raye, one of the new wave of girls who don’t wait months or years (and, many times, forever) to step up their thermostat. They’re ready, willing and most able right now, right off the snap. Is this happening because more girls are now genuine fans of adult material as much as guys are? Or are they more naturally uninhibited than earlier generations?
Shyla Shy at 8+ months.
This Monday at XLGirls.com, Shyla Shy returns a month after her pregnant hardcore scene at seven months. Here she is at 8+ months for one last visit before her blessed event. There will be another photo set and video at SCORELAND the first week of June. Dave and I were ready to deliver, just in case.
We salute the service men and women of the USA.
