Tag Archive: Lap dancers

“Ms. Moore, isn’t it true that you ate Danielle Derek’s pussy in a SCORE video?”

January 25, 2010 by Dave

Some of you might know (and if you don’t, do a Google news search) that Alexia Moore, who debuted in the November 2005 issue of SCORE, is on trial in New York City for prostitution. The prosecution contends that she tried to sell sex to an undercover cop at a lap-dance club (Big Daddy Lou’s Hot Lap Dance Club; gotta love that name), but Alexia denies it. On Friday, charges were dropped against her alleged partner in crime. A decision in Alexia’s case is expected tomorrow.

UPDATE: Alexia was found not guilty of all charges. According to the New York Post, after the verdict, Alexia’s lawyer said, “She’s just an exotic dancer. That’s what she does.” But maybe not anymore. Alexia promptly announced her retirement. That’s a shame. The world needs more busty lap dancers. Unfortunately, New York City has had a hard-on for lap dancers ever since the Giuliani administration. Personally, I’d trade a Disney Store for Big Lou’s Hot Lap Dance Club any day of the week.

During the trial, the prosecution was concerned that Alexia would offer a lesbian defense in which she’d claim that she wouldn’t have offered sex for money to a man because she’s a lesbian (which she isn’t). That sounded idiotic to me (and to Alexia’s attorney, too; even if Alexia was a lesbian, what does sexual orientation have to do with making an honest buck?), but it reminded me of about four years ago, when I interviewed Alexia (who, to the best of my knowledge, has never done boy-girl) and her best friend Danielle Derek (who went on to do hard-pounding anal scenes in several SCORE movies, including Big-Tit Glory Hole and Tits-a-Poppin’).

The lesbian defense kinda goes out the window in this clip, but, hey Alexia was never claiming it, anyway, and I thought you might enjoy it. If the D.A. tries to show Private Stuffers, Danielle and Alexia’s DVD, in court, I hope they have a lot of Kleenex handy. By the way, Alexia’s the girl on your right.

Lap dancers who get off on giving lap dances!

July 22, 2009 by Dave

A busty babe is giving you a lap dance, and let’s face it: You really don’t care about whether she’s getting off. All you care about is that you get off. At least that’s how I look at it, selfish prick. Hey, it’s my 20 bucks.

Your mission: Get Stephanie off without taking off your pants.

Your mission: Get Stephanie off without taking off your pants.

But the other morning, I’m sitting around the studio, talking with EE-cup newcomer Stephanie Stalls (boobs slipping out of her robe over and over again as we speak, by the way). She’s a feature dancer, and I say to her, “Stephanie, out of every 100 guys you give a lap dance to, how many turn you on?”

“Twenty,” she says.

I’m shocked. “Twenty out of a hundred? Really? That many?”

And she smiled and said. “Are you kidding? I’m grinding my crotch against a guy who turns me on? Yeah, I get off from 20 out of a hundred.”

Wait a second…did she say “get off”? Not just wet pussy? Or a tingling? An actual orgasm?

“Actual orgasm,” she said, smiling again at my disbelief. “Sure. Why not?”

So I looked at her and said, “Stephanie, if I knew that I actually gave a dancer an orgasm during a lap dance without even pulling it out of my pants, I’d be the happiest guy in the world.”

Twenty percent. Amazing.

Think you’ve ever done it? Think about that while checking out this video from the DVD Private Stuffers 2 of lap dancer (and SCORE Girl) Crystal Gunns fucking a guy’s legs with her tits. And look for Stephanie’s debut, coming soon at SCORELAND.