But today, I am proud to say that my naked ninja fantasy is now a reality.
What? I am entitled to have naked ninja fantasies. Hot chicks who kick ass have always had a soft spot in my pants…er, heart. It is the reason comic book heroines are hot. All curves and just a touch of danger…who wouldn’t love that?
And who wouldn’t love to be pummeled by our latest busty find, Siri?
Siri is all curves. We showed you her inverted nipples in our last blog video, and this time we are going to show you her thick legs and her fierce martial art moves. (They are not that fierce, but that’s because naked karate is more subtle than that. lol)
As a lover of all things tits and ass, I am also a sucker for legs. I love a long pair of gams on a gal, especially when they are curvy and thick. That’s why when I saw Siri’s legs, I knew I had to have her pose for my other magazine, Leg Sex.
Check out this shot of Siri‘s stems. Pretty hot, eh?
Siri is all curves; big tits, big ass and a great set of legs!
And since I thought her legs were sexy, I thought it would be fun to have Siri do some karate moves for me. I asked her to do them topless and in tiny shorts, of course. Why? Because martial arts are definitely better when nudity is involved, I am just saying.
And while I highly doubt that Siri’s karate moves would take down any bad guys, they would totally give the bad guys serious wood, and no one wants to fight when they have a boner. 🙂
Yes…a hot piece of ass like Siri could probably bring about world peace. (At least I like to think so.)
Check out her tits and kicks below! Then check out her first hardcore scenes today and tomorrow at SCORELAND.
For example, there’s this letter from C.A. of West Midlands, United Kingdom. He writes, “I’m a lover of both natural and fake tits, but in my opinion, fake tits always win as far as bikinis go. Soft, natural tits can’t quite manage that, which is why fake tits will always look better in bikinis. Other great examples are Minka, Crystal Gunns, Donita Dunes and, of course, the ultimate bikini babe, Angelique.”
You know, C.A. might have a point, and I think I know why he could be right. But, on the other hand, is there anything better than a girl with big, natural tits running down the beach, her boobs bouncing out of her bikini?
You're looking at Eden's eyes right now, right?
Then there’s J.C. of Oklahoma City who writes, “The eyes have it! Eden has the loveliest eyes I have seen in a long time. I recall that Autumn-Jade had lovely eyes also. What do you think about a reader survey of the best eyes?”
Sure. I’m fine with a survey, although I think J.C. should act like a gentlemen and stop staring at girls’ eyes when he should be looking at their tits.
Karina's legs are very nice, but are they her best feature?
M.C. from Woodhaven, Michigan is looking in a different direction. He writes, “I just watched the DVD Karina Hart As You Wish. Holy shit, she is perfect! But I must say the part of her that turns me on the most is her legs. Sorry to be redundant, but perfect is the best word to describe them. The way they are shaped is just too much. They’re creamy white and so sexy that I just could not take my eyes off them. I would die to suck on her luscious thighs for just five minutes.”
In all three letters, the writers present interesting points of view (which is why I published them in “Scorecard” in the print edition of SCORE). Any comments, Blog Men and Women?
The words "Lana Ivans" probably mean BIG TITS in some language, but BEHOLD! Lana's stems and ass are quite noteworthy, too!
We talk about a lot of body parts on the blog. We talk about tits. We wax poetic about asses. But what about legs? As the editor of Leg Sex, I see a lot of busties strutting their stuff for our photographersm and I want to point out that legs deserve a little love. Why? Cause they are pretty hot. Now, I am not saying that they’re for everyone, but I know that I appreciate them! Especially in the following shots.
Look at Lana up there…her stems are looking good, man. Her ass is looking pretty hot in those panties, too! And what about my favorite, Gianna up there? Methinks if I came home and she was laid out like this, I would have an intense moment of SCHWING! And one of my favorite leg poses is the bent over, “I think I dropped something,” shot that Christy is in. There is something about a woman bent over, with her legs splayed and leading you right up to her pussy promised land that makes me smile.
Will legs every get the love that T&A gets? Maybe? I want to think that one day they will. You might say that I am a dreamer, but I’m not the only one! lol
One of our prolific Voluptuous fans known as “The Feetosopher” is probably going to comment negatively about this topic because he’s a 100% barefoot and sole lover, but here goes. I love to see a girl wearing those skyscraper-heeled open-toed shoes affectionately known by pervs like me as “stripper shoes” or “F-M shoes.” Some examples are shown here. Even if a SCORELAND model doesn’t wear a pair in her pictorials or videos, I guarantee you she’s got three or four in her closet at home, whether she’s a stripper or not. I’ll bet that the girls who read our blog have plenty at home.
Linsey Dawn: you couldn't pull stripper shoes off her feet if you tried.
When I see a girl who would never even think of being a stripper wearing stripper shoes , I want to applaud her. When a girl says she wears them around the house, I want to give her an award. Linsey Dawn McKenzie used to practically live in these things. (I think I once dubbed LDM the Imelda Marcos of stripper shoes. ) Now a lot of guys don’t like them because they don’t like strippers or they just think they look stupid or trashy, and so do many girls. Not me. I’ve always believed that they give the ass, leg and foot incredible, super-sexy shapes. I’ve spent many a happy hour in a trance at strip clubs, slack-jawed, eyes glazed over, gazing at the dancer on stage, starting with 1) her tits 2) her feet if they’re in stripper shoes 3) her face 4) her legs 5) her ass and then back to the tits and feet again. I’m pretty sure my ancestors did something similar. (I stopped going to strip clubs some years back but that’s another story.) When I see a red-hot busty model wearing boring pumps or “glamourous” (ugh) shoes that a woman would wear at a wedding party, I’m disappointed if not despondent.
Faith's choice of footwear proves she's a top model.
As far as Hollywood celebrities, Jessica Simpson, who has her own shoe line, is on the right track a lot of the time. She’s definitely into the F-M stripper shoe mindset. Victoria Beckham thinks like that also and so does J-Lo. The best kind of TV for stripper shoe fans is Latin TV. On stations like Gala or Univision, babes of all ages are perched on chairs with crossed legs, dangling their shoe like Katie Couric used to do. Googlize “stripper shoes” and a zillion stores appear. Many outlets like Wicked Temptations or Flirt specialize in them and the number of styles, some really off the wall, is amazing. So a lot of people like them. And yes, I like bare feet too. In Bebe’s pictorial, she’s bare foot in the second half of the set. It was the best of both worlds. Stripper shoes. I like ’em and that’s final.
I believe that Eva Notty wears stripper shoes around the house instead of fuzzy, flat slippers with bunnies on them.
