September 8, 2011 by Dave
Eva Notty (left) and Sarah Satori, coming soon to SCORELAND…along with the dude who's behind them.
K.S. from the United Kingdom writes, “I’ve seen nearly every issue since 1997, and the Eva Notty/Sarah Satori layout (October ’11) is, hands-down, the greatest hardcore spread you’ve ever shown. Pity you had to team them up with Barry Chuckle (look him up). I’ll bet that guy thought all of his birthdays and Christmases had come at once the day of that shoot. Incidentally, I think you should do a reader poll about showing guys’ mugs in the XXX pictorials. Personally, I can do without it.”
Okay, K.S., I did look it up. Turns out that Barry Chuckle is a British comedian who’s about 38 years older than Juan Largo, the stud in the Eva/Sarah pictorial. I can see the resemblance if I squint hard enough or close my eyes.
But, anyway, back to the main point of the letter: Should we show the guys’ faces in XXX pictorials? Now, I know some of you don’t even want to see the guys’ cocks in XXX pictorials, but last time I checked, that’s impossible (or nearly impossible; see Japan). But the guys’ faces? Really?
Well, I’m not going to take this any further right now. The ball’s in your court, Blog readers. How do you feel about seeing the guys’ faces in XXX pictorials? There’s a poll off to the right. Comments will be accepted here.
Barry Chuckle. Nice. The fact is, Juan Largo happens to be a very good guy.
FYI, the Eva/Sarah three-way will be posted in October on SCORELAND.
April 22, 2010 by Dave
Dildo diva Karina Hart demonsrates the perfect dildo pose: Wet pussy, cunt walls wrapped around the dildo.
K.S., a SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls reader from the U.K., recently wrote, “I’m a long-time reader (13+ years now.) and have recently come to the conclusion that I’ve had it with dildo-insertion shots. I never used to mind them back in the early 2000’s when it was a novelty, a few such shots casually straying into solo pictorials as a tester for the full-on hardcore that would soon follow, but now the use of several dildo shots to close out a pictorial is starting to have a wearying air of inevitability about it.
“I understand (I think.) what you’re trying to do with said pics. Presumably, the whole idea is to say ‘Wow, look how hot and uninhibited this chick is! Stuffing herself silly for your onanistic pleasure!’ And, of course, there’s nothing wrong with that sentiment, except it overlooks one critical factor: that that plastic fuckstick all but obliterates the view of sweet, succulent pussy.
Angela White is also a dildo expert. She knows the onanistic benefits of spreading her pussy lips while insertion the dildo.
“Now, I appreciate you have to try to appease all readers, though I’d be willing to bet you’ve never received one single letter or email asking for more dildo shots (I imagine there are probably guys who mind them less than me but I honestly can’t see anybody seriously thinking we need more.). All I’m saying is could we possibly ease off a bit on the dildo front? I enjoy spreading shots (Incidentally, aren’t these just as uninhibited as inserting a dildo?), but at the moment, they seem to be losing out big-time to the plastic plague. Whenever I start looking at a new solo pictorial in one of your mags, I always do so in the hope that it will climax in a spectacular view up the model’s birth canal but, lately, more often than not I find myself gazing at the speed-control on a luminous blue vibe. Doh!!
Danielle Derek and the controversial hands-free dildo pose. Her ability to do this proves that she has a tight cunt.
“By the way, I neither have an aversion to, nor do I feel threatened by, dildos and I’d wholeheartedly agree that to see a woman masturbating with one either in the flesh or on video is astoundingly erotic and boner-inducing. I just don’t think they work as well for still pictures.”
In a way, I can see what K.S. is saying. I remember when newsstands adult mags started showing dildo and insertion pics for the first time. They were shocking! “A girl is doing this…on the newsstand?” Very hot. And, as a rule, almost everything is better in video than it is in still pictures. But I think an across-the-board ban on dildo pics wouldn’t sit well with a lot of you.
Where do you stand on the subject of dildos in photos and videos?
One more thing: I had to look up “onanistic.”
