When a woman bites another woman's nipple, it's hot! Like Eden and Bozena in a girl-girl scene from the DVD Knockin' Nipples.
Okay, So I feel like right off the bat I need to put this little disclaimer out there…
I am NOT going to blog today from the perspective of the man-hating dyke.
I wanted to put that out there because:
1) I am not a dyke.
2) I challenge you to find someone who loves the baloney pony more that I do.
But I am going to blog as a woman who, from time to time, enjoys another woman. It doesn’t make me any less attracted to men, but honestly, you know how you get turned on when you see a hot chick? So do I. How about when you see two hot chicks doing slippery and nasty things to each other’s bodies? You get worked up, right? You want to be in that sticky, girl sandwich, right?
Rebecca and Holly gettin' it on by the pool is my favorite scene from Busty Snatch Club.
Um, yeah…me, too.
Now, some people will tell you that lesbian porn is all the same. Not true, say I.
Some of it is just plain awful. I know, I’ve seen it. It’s about as hot as lukewarm coffee and it pisses me off. No one wants to watch two women half-heartedly going at it. It’s not entertaining.In fact, I would rather watch golf on television than see terrible lezzie porn, and I fucking HATE golf on T.V. Ugh. Just the thought of it makes me shudder.
So what makes lezzie porn good? Well, to me, I think it’s the buildup. I am not so much interested in two women jack-hammering each other’s twats with plastic cocks or even fingers. I am not really even that interested in seeing them lick each other’s cunts. (Although none of this is bad at all. It’s just not my favorite
When Kelly Kay and Linsey Dawn bumped bosoms, it was HOT!
part.)
To me, the hottest thing about watching two big-titted lezzies go at it, is the boob-play. (And maybe some making out. Seriously, there is nothing sexier that two women making out, soft lips on soft lips, hands exploring each other…maybe even some soft, feminine moaning.) But overall, the boob-play makes it all happen for me.
I like to see two women caress each others breasts and maybe suckle one another. I like to watch some lite biting and maybe even some titty-slapping. I want them to mash each other’s tits together and tweak each other’s hard nips. This is
I dig that Kathy tweaks Linzi C.'s dugs in this shot. Why? Because I'm sure it feels good!
what makes it hot for me. Maybe because in my mind I think that women know how to push each others buttons and when they handle each others tits, they do so as if they were fondling their own breasts.
I’ve had this conversation with my guy friends and while some of them tell me that they prefer to see two chicks and a guy in a porno (Because all of them list a B/G/G threesome as their ultimate fantasy.), most of them agree that lesbian foreplay, especially tit-play, is the hottest stuff you can jack to.
But then again they all said that they could jack to just about anything, so they might not be the best people to ask. lol
Luckily, I can blog about it and get your opinions. So, let me have it, tit men. Are you into the lezzie porn? What makes it good for you? And what big titters would you like to see go at in the future?
And Exotica is the other half of my girl-on-girl wet dream.
Ines Cudna is one-half of my ultimate lesbian fantasy.
If you ask me, my fantasy lezzie mashup would involve Ines Cudna and Latina lovely, Exotica. Probably covered in oil and screaming all sorts of profanity and slutty raunchiness while tweaking each other’s nipples and makin’ out. YUM.
Newcomer Eva Notty busts the bed today on Scoreland.
I’ve been with SCORE since 1992, when the Internet was in its infancy, email service had just begun (anyone remember Delphi?) and downloading one photo took an agonizingly long time. Today, electronic communication has speeded up the pace of life itself to Warp Factor Six in a welter of Twittering, Blogging, MySpacing, Facebooking, Blackberrying, Texting, Podcasting, and blah-blah-blahing.
Where am I, a guy who still uses stamps, going with this?
Back then, when a new model arrived, there was a more leisurely pace to her progression in the big picture of things. Chloe Vevrier modeled for SCORE for seven years before she jumped on the cock in 1999. Linsey Dawn McKenzie hit SCORE in 1996 and waited to do her first boy-girl until 2001, and even that was with her then-husband.
And many others have never taken one photo with a guy. Kerry Marie, Jessica Turner, SaRenna, Lorna Morgan, Casey James, Pandora Peaks, Niki Knockers, Busty Dusty, Danni Ashe…the list is lengthy.
Linsey once told us, “When I first started my career, I decided that I was going to take things nice and easy. I was trying to space out my career as much as possible.” LDM could have been speaking for an army of models.
But now, the wait time to see a new hot chick doing the horizontal cha-cha has decreased to mere weeks or days instead of months or years. Case in point today: smokin’ hot babe Eva Notty, who’s got a sex temperature that pops the thermometer. Eva appeared on SCORELAND in a four-week special in June and is doing the cock in her first XXX hardcore today in “First Fuxxx.” Man, talk about instant, or at least semi-instant, gratification.
Would Eva have waited to do full-sex like Linsey or Chloe did if this was 1996? We’ll have to ask Eva the next time she visits us.
But something tells me no. Our entire pace of life has hyper-accelerated.
Something to Twitter, Blog and Vlog about…not that I want to Flog the subject into the ground.
DJ with Lorna Morgan & Brittany Love, Boob Cruise 2000.
DJ is a four-time Boob Cruiser, sailing with SCORE on the1995, 1997, 1998 and 2000 Cruises. He’s also a charter subscriber to SCORE magazine. DJ was in South Florida for the first time in nine years and visited the SCORE building. While we gave him the guided tour, we asked him if he’d like to guest blog, and he accepted. The floor is yours, DJ:
It’s been over ten years since I last visited SCORE Land (not the web site SCORELAND but the real, honest-to-God location in Miami). Since then, SCORE headquarters has moved from its modest offices just off the highway in Southwest Miami to a very impressive, spacious building on a tree-lined boulevard in the city of Doral. For folks not familiar with southern Florida, that’s code for an upscale, recently-developed mini-city near the airport. It was easy to find on my cab ride from the hotel.
A few folks are still around since my last visit: John Fox, SCORE’s publisher, editors Elliot James and Bruce Smith, photographer Peter Wall, art director Steve and Internet genius E. A couple of those folks remember the early days of SCORE as fondly as I do as a charter subscriber. Nowadays, when I pick up SCORE or Voluptuous at the newsstand, they come with a DVD. Back in the old pre-Internet days, the magazine came with a newsletter.
I first heard about Peter from one of those pack-in newsletters, when he did his first layout for SCORE magazine with SaRenna Lee. Peter and I became friends later on the 1995 Boob Cruise, when I was a brand new amateur photographer, and I enjoyed watching him at work and learning a few things from the master on that and later Cruises. Last time I came to South Florida, I visited Peter at his old studio in Fort Lauderdale, where he was a freelancer. Now he’s a SCORE Studio employee at the SCORE building with lots of sets and lights and a big make-up room next door. I couldn’t spend much time poking around in there because they’re busy shooting…as usual, I’m sure.
I met Elliot on the Cruise, too, and used to see him from time to time at the big events in Las Vegas. We’ve stayed in touch over the years. Elliot moved from Vegas to Miami a long time ago to stay closer to the heart of the SCORE operation. Bruce and I haven’t stayed in touch, but we remember each other from the many Cruises together. I remember Steve because he was the art director of a photo shoot from the 2000 Boob Cruise that I actually appeared in as a guest model with Ariana and Tanya Danielle.
There are a couple of girls here modeling on different projects. During my visit, I got to meet Persia Monir as she was on her way to a conference room. She’s a MILF but much more than that. She has an incredibly tight little ass and long gorgeous legs. She placed her hand over her tush as she walked away from me, but I got a decent look anyway.
Later I got to meet Renee Ross as she was getting ready for a photo shoot with Peter, and she blew me away. I’m an old-time SCORE man, and Renee is a Voluptuous model, but she would appeal to any SCORE fan. Renee let me hold her breasts for a bit while Elliot took some photos so I’d have a memento of my visit. Her boobs are big and heavy and feel very much like Linsey Dawn McKenzie’s (you’ll have to take my word for this, but I really do know; one of the advantages of being a multi-year Boob Cruiser). They tell me Renee has just appeared in the issue of Voluptuous that’s on the stands now (October ’09), but I can already predict that she’ll be back in many more. She’s gorgeous.
Before I leave today, I need to poke my head into John Fox’s office and plead: One more time, John. One more Boob Cruise, for old time’s sake!–DJ
My colleague Dave posted one of his favorite shots of Chloe Vevrier earlier in the week, which got me thinking about one of my all-time favorite poses/photos: these pictures of the great Linsey Dawn McKenzie. This pose tells the whole story. Her tits are fully exposed. Her pussy is exposed. Mouth open, she’s self-absorbed in her own girl power. If Linsey had been looking at the camera with a smiley face, the shot wouldn’t be as compelling as it is. Her finger is “flicking the bean,” as she used to say in her videos.
Linsey Dawn McKenzie "flicking the bean."
Self-examination adds a voyeuristic touch.
I like both the horizontal and vertical versions of this photo. They’re similar yet different. I like the vertical because it shows her boobs better, but the horizontal gets points because it includes her legs and feet.
