"Tea will be served promptly at four o'clock, you filthy beasts."
Appearances are deceiving. Take Michelle Bond here. When SCORE needed a proper, genteel, cultured dean to run its Big-Boob Finishing School in Portugal, someone British came to mind. Someone named Michelle Bond. Michelle’s 70-image pictorial from May ’11 Voluptuous posts today on SCORELAND, and the brunette from Liverpool looks the epitome of prim, proper and stylishly sophisticated. Very English. A very popular look ‘cross the pond with horny dudes who like to see girls dressed the way Michelle is dressed in this pictorial.
Well, maybe not the epitome. That blouse is a little too sheer, a little too tight and a little too low for 34H tits.
Michelle’s really not prim. Nah. She used to work summers during the mid-2000s as a showgirl at the gigantic club Privilege in Ibiza, the Euro-trash party island off the coast of Spain.
“It was the world’s biggest nightclub, and we did different shows, and my part every Monday night was to get dragged onstage, handcuffed and naked, by a dwarf,” Michelle said. “It was wild, but it was fun, and the crowd always got a big kick out of it. In part of the show, I’d be wearing underwear, but in the part with the dwarf, I was naked, and I had a collar and chain around my neck and he’d drag me on up, and I’d be wearing nothing but handcuffs, and he’d drag me around onstage.”
The sexy British GND (girl-next-door) from the Liverpool area began modeling in 2001. Her first mag for us was the June 2002 Voluptuous. Her first SCORE was June 2003. Working in a hotel at the time, the 32F-cupped brunette wasn’t sure if she’d continue modeling. Back then, I wrote “Here’s a winnah.” My spelling has improved since then.
Over the years, Michelle’s pictorials were published in a lot of TSG mags. She didn’t do much video for us. There’s an early interview and solo toy video filmed in England still archived on SCORELAND and SCOREVideos has a few. When the On Location shoot in Eleuthera, Bahamas (Big Boob Paradise) was planned in 2007, Michelle was invited to join us but she couldn’t make it.
But now, Michelle is on the cover of the April ’11 SCORE with an interview, a pictorial and even a special bra giveaway. She’s also the covergirl of the May ’11 Voluptuous and is one of the hotties in the DVD Big-Boob Finishing School, shot in Portugal. Michelle was invited to play the leading role as the teacher of an academy for girls, and this time she could do it. And there’s more good stuff coming.
Today, SCORELAND publishes Michelle’s April pictorial. Sunday, a new SCORE Theater vid. If you look at Michelle’s earlier photos and compare them to now, you can see that there’s been some growth spurtin’ going on. Thanks, Michelle!
A big birthday shout-out to Angela White and London Andrews, both March 4. Have a great day.
