Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes
Olivia Jackson does have big...eyes.
He said: “What big eyes you have.”
She said: “My eyes are up here!”
On this was built a funny T-shirt empire.
A thousand men took part in a study to determine what men look at first when they check out a woman, and boobs were not first on their automatic list.
Eyes, smiles and then breasts were the top three out of 10.
The study was commissioned by–who else?–Murine Eye Drops.
Murine’s spokesperson concluded, “Eyes usually tell us a lot about a person so we aren’t surprised that eyes are what draws us to the opposite sex. This study almost crushes the common stereotype that the first thing men look at is a woman’s chest, however it came third on the list so it’s not quite a changed habit.”
Girls love a man who wears this shirt. Off-topic, isn't that great cameltoe at left?