Tag Archive: Lorna Morgan
May 30, 2013 by Elliot James
10 years ago today at SCORELAND.
The August 2003 issue of SCORE was posted at SCORELAND on May 30th, 2003, ten years ago today. I was looking at the line-up of hot babes and the way-back machine in my brain began spinning its dials.
It was a big month for the C word. No, not that C word.
I mean names beginning with C, either first name or surname.
Ashley Evans
Casey James
Cassitty
Chesty Sweet
Cindy Cupps
Crystal Gunns
Hana Cekova.
Holly Halston
Josie Hernandez
Kiki Daire
Lorna Morgan
Mary Carey
Let’s do a head count on May 30th, 2013 and catch up.
Crystal and Cindy are retired. Don’t know what Chesty, Claudia, Cassitty, Ashley, Holly and Hana are up to these days. Josie Hernandez still models and is now known as Monica Mendez. (She also became a photographer herself.) Kiki Daire started modeling again just recently. Casey does web-cam shows on the net. Lorna is raising her three kids in Wales. Mary Carey has been doing the strip club circuit. She was dancing in south Florida recently.
And that’s how it was, ten years back.
Kooky Mary Carey.
Claudia, an Arizona dancer.
Casey James.
May 3, 2013 by Elliot James
Bea Summer in Germany
In the spring of 2007, we invited Bea Summer to join the SCORE staff and a group of models in Eleuthera, The Bahamas. Bea is German and had just started modeling in Germany. At the time, she was working as a hotel receptionist.
There were some passport/visa issues at the airport and they wouldn’t let her catch her flight. As a result, she wasn’t able to get to Eleuthera and missed the week. That really sucked. It’s also one of the worst feelings because the staff has invested time, money, care and planning, and a model is being blocked from her goals.
I’m positive that trip would have been a game-changer for Bea’s modeling career if she had been able to join Lorna Morgan, Christy Marks and the other girls. I can only imagine the photos and videos she would have made on that great beach and with girls like Christy.
Bea appeared in SCORE three times in 2008 and then dropped out of sight. It was a shame because her slim-n-stacked bod is just right.
Then, just a few weeks ago, a couple of sets arrived from Germany. One of them is posting at SCORELAND tomorrow. Bea is back.
Bea basically looks the same. Her hair is dyed jet-black now and she has a piercing over her lip, but her big-boobed bod is still the same. Which is good news.
December 8, 2012 by Elliot James
Terry Nova would spill less if she drank with her eyes open.
I’ve blogged about beer before.
I like a beer-drinking woman, especially when she’s hoisting one over bare cleavage mounds.
What is it with the spilling?
I think babes and beer is an unbeatable combo.
Did you know:
Canadian scientists claim that more than 43% of women drink beer weekly.
Women drink 25% of the beer in America.
Many brewers in ancient times were women. By the 1700s, many European brewers were women.
Women are more attracted to specialty beers than the major brands.
Ninkasi is the name of the Sumerian Goddess of beer in ancient times. She gave the world the secret of beer brewing.
The Zulu Goddess of beer is named Mbaba Mwana Waresa.
In Slavic and Baltic mythology, Raugutiene was known as the Goddess of beer.
Gya not only drinks beer, she lines up her next one.
The Great Yorkshire Brewery in the UK brews a black lager called Yasigi named after the African Goddess of beer, “known for her love of partying and extremely large breasts.”
Kaiser Wilhelm II allegedly wrote, “Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world.” (History proves that didn’t work out too well for him.)
It would be the greatest day of your life if Renee showed up at your table like this.
St. Pauli Girl is the best known but there are other beer brands with girls on their labels such as Southern Star Bombshell Blonde, Middle Ages Double Wench and (I’m not kidding) Coney Island Sword Swallower.
In the ’90s, I wrote in SCORE‘s “Boob Beat” column about an entrepreneur in Newport Beach, California who started a beer company called Wanker. Sexy bikini girls were printed on the Wanker bottle labels.
Siri likes good head.
The combination of babes and beer always brews good spirits in me. Here are a few of my favorite hot SCORE and Voluptuous Girls in a beery mood.
Kerry Marie's birthday is December 9. She's with Lorna Morgan in this photo from Key Largo in 2001. UK girls like beer.
September 26, 2012 by Dave
Gianna and Lorna have that look in their eyes.
I haven’t written about SCORELAND2 in a while, mostly because there has been so much going on at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com that I haven’t gotten around to it. But that doesn’t mean SCORELAND2 has been forgotten. Not by a longshot. In fact, Elliot and I devote considerable time to SCORELAND2, partly because it’s a new project and partly because we take the site so personally. Elliot and I hand-pick the scenes one-by-one, and then when it’s time for a scene to go up, one of us writes the accompanying copy and adds a personal touch. That’s why I was pleased when the review website AdultReviews.com said, “Every update in the library had a pretty long write-up to go along with it. This is a well written piece about the model and the shoot, usually. It’s a glimpse behind the scenes and most of these short stories offered some interesting information about the model, the shoot, or both.”
Good. I’m glad they noticed. And I hope that’s part of the reason SCORELAND2 has exceeded our expectations.
Anyway, enough of that. I’m writing about SCORELAND2 because this has been (and will continue to be) a very interesting week at our newest website.
Monday: Short ‘n’ stacked natural Rachel Love got fucked by two guys in her scene from the DVD Mamazon.
If Amazon.com sold Lori Pleasure, I'd pay for expedited shipping
Tuesday: Gianna Rossi and Lorna Morgan tit-to-tit in Eleuthera, the Bahamas, a highly unusual matchup of a full-fledged porn star and a girl who has never so much as inserted a dildo in her pussy on-camera. I watched this scene again yesterday, and I was again amazed by the level of heat. I wrote, “At a few points, it looks as if Gianna was tempted to go down on Lorna’s pussy. She doesn’t, but you know what? I’m not sure Lorna would have stopped her. She was that into it.”
As I suspected, club managers get all the good pussy.
Wednesday: Lori Pleasure as a sex-bot who comes to life and gets ass-fucked. In her personal life, Lori loves to dress like a slut, and I still have fond memories of the time when she told me about how she would wear ultra-short skirts in public and the look on people’s faces when they realized that the jewelry dangling from below her hem had to be attached to her pussy. For some reason, that’s hot.
Cindy and Crystal checking out the sights on South Beach.
Thursday: 50plus Persia Monir as a stripper who fucks the club manager to get a job. Big-titted Persia is one of the hottest women on Earth.
Friday: A great week wraps up with bosom buddies Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns in their only tit-to-tit scene. This is one I’d been waiting for a long time, and you know what? Some of my favorite shots are the ones of Cindy and Crystal in and around South Beach wearing super-cleavage tops.
That’s a heckuva five days, and when you consider the bottom line ($9.99 a month for membership), it’s incredible. Okay, yeah, I’m a little biased. So is Elliot. But we’re tit-men, just like you, and we’re picking these scenes with our very own hands and…well, I know this is the political season, and you’ve heard this before. But trust us. You won’t be disappointed.
September 13, 2012 by Elliot James
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Barbie Kelley: a wife to strive for.
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Roxi Red: does 38K mean anything to you?
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Rockell: Alabama mud wrestler.
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Jazmine: special talent is using a stick shift.
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Kalila Kane: teaching herself how to play piano.
Okay, it’s only September 13th but I want to go over who’s new, hip, hot and happening at SCORELAND this month because a lot is going on.
On September 2, Kalila Kane arrived for the Big Show. Kalila is slim, exotic, stacked and slinky. She comes to us courtesy of a friend who is a SCORE fan. Kalila says “I just started training in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and I’m teaching myself to play the piano. I trap, have fixed and release feral cats in the D.C. area. I currently have a 1992 Kawasaki Ninja Ex250 motorcycle that I’m fixing up. I’m really into group sex and consensually forced sex at the moment, so most of my fantasies revolve around that. Having sex when it’s kind of wrong satisfies me.” Okay, I’d like to see her do a XXX video for us. She had me at altruistic stripper and Kawasaki Ninja 250.
On September 5, Jazmine debuted. A pretty, slim-n-stacked bikini beach bunny, Jazmine went straight from New Discovery to boy-girl in the space of two days. She’s got a rack and she’s on track. In this era of instant gratification, it’s interesting to observe that here’s someone who waited to do a XXX scene, even if it was for a day. I’m not quite sure why Jazmine waited so long but I’m sure the Boob Brotherhood was happy about it. Jazmine likes doggie-style, oral sex, her hair being pulled, being finger-fucked and spanked. “I try to have sex every day,” says Jazmine. If she’s gonna have sex every day, she might as well do it here, right? Why keep it a big secret?
On September 10, Rockell hit SCORELAND like an asteroid. In other words, a heavenly body. SCORE doesn’t get many models from Alabama. “I love being nude. If I could be a nudist and do it in Alabama, I would. But I turn heads wherever I go, topless or not.” I absolutely believe that and I think that being seen at SCORELAND is Rockell’s big break-out move. I also think the magazine readers who pay little or no attention to this thing called the Internets are going to go ga-ga-gazongas over Rockell. She has the kind of easy-going, relaxed, having-fun vibe I got from Kerry Marie, Jessica Turner, Lorna Morgan as well as from Valory, Terri Jane, and Kaytee Carter.
On September 12, Roxi Red exposed her shock and awe inspiring K-sized wonders for the first time. Dave, Maria and I felt like we were Tasered. Memories of the mammaries of Sammie Black, Jenny Hill, Mianna Thomas, Miosotis, Vanessa Del and Kristina Milan flooded my brain. Roxi is a rare one! “In high school, I went from DD to H to K,” said Roxi. “I was always interested in becoming a model but I was always told that my boobs are too big. But I’m happy to be where I’m at now. This is the first time I’ve ever done any adult modeling.” The swine who dictate to the sheep of society what models should look like would not give Roxi her due but we are happy to place her on a pedestal. You can also get some really good boob angles when they loom over you.
And tomorrow, a new SCORE wife enters these Hallowed Halls of Hooters and she’s going for the big enchilada with special sauce. Barbie Kelley is the spouse of a reader who has collected and kept every single issue of SCORE and Voluptuous ever published. That’s 20 years. He could have kept his own SCORE wife to himself yet they chose to share her with the big-boob world and to enjoy seeing their own fantasies come to life. Now it’s official: Barbie has joined the League of Extraordinary Busty Housewives of SCORE. “If I am going out, I usually wear a bra. Around the house, all bets are off and you’ll be lucky to find me in any clothing if I am home.” Lucky man!
I’d like to point out that we’re only through half the month. So stay tuned.
June 24, 2012 by Dave
Linsey Dawn McKenzie was voted the greatest SCORE Girl of all-time by SCORE readers. Will SCORELAND members agree? Will the great LDM, #1 in big boobs since 1996, reign supreme?
Over the past three weeks, we’ve been unveiling, one-by-one, SCORELAND members’ choices in “20 for 20,” the 20 greatest SCORE Girls ever. Here’s what we have so far:
No. 20: SaRenna Lee
No. 19: Venera
No. 18: Natalie Fiore
No. 17: Danni Ashe
No. 16: Sharday
No. 15: Terry Nova
No. 14: Lorna Morgan
No. 13: Angela White
No. 12: Valory Irene
No. 11: Eva Notty
No. 10: Hitomi
No. 9: Leanne Crow
No. 8: Autumn-Jade
No. 7: Kerry Marie
No. 6: Nicole Peters
Starting Monday at approximately four p.m. Eastern Daylight Time, we’ll begin revealing the Top 5, culminating with No. 1 on Friday. That’s right, on Friday, we’ll announce SCORELAND members’ pick for the greatest SCORE Girl ever. Magazine readers have already said it’s Linsey Dawn McKenzie. Did the web guys agree?
Five days to go…which means you only have five more chances to win one of the “20 for 20” gift packs (they include a limited-edition SCORE shirt, a limited-edition SCORE cap, a DVD of your choice, a magazine of your choice and a month of website membership of your choice). They’re literally prized possessions. S.G., one of the winners, wrote to Elliot:
“The prize pack arrived today and as usual, I was blown away by all of it. Amazing stuff of the highest quality..I can’t thank you enough. You all really put together a STELLAR product, whether it be print, online or product. It is so obvious that you and your colleagues work your fucking asses off, evidenced by the everyday at SCORELAND and even more so when you all put on a contest such as this.”
Thanks for the kind words, S.G.
Who do you think will land in the Top 5?
June 20, 2012 by Dave
Leanne Crow measures up among the Top 20 SCORE Girls ever.
Among the things I’ve enjoyed most so far in the “20 for 20” celebration at SCORELAND are the comments members have been posting regarding the day-by-day unveiling of the Top 20 SCORE Girls of all-time. The comments have been interesting and at the same time civil (in most cases). It’s nice when you guys find a way to compliment a model without criticizing another model (or find a way to say something not-so-positive about a girl without sounding quite-so-negative). The good stuff started on the first day with the unveiling of SaRenna Lee at No. 20. Wrote Jorga, “Really people?? SaRenna should’ve at least made the top 5.” Added SB, “I agree- top three- could even peg her as #1.” But I also liked crajosto’s comment: “This is very sad – she is worthy of the top 3 – most recent popular girls in SCORE should really be Voluptuous models – there should be a cut off at 27 inch waist.”
Okay, that’s a biting criticism. But notice how crajosto didn’t name names. He stated his opinion in a very diplomatic manner.
Some people were surprised that Venera finished 19th. Some people might be surprised that there could actually be 18 girls better than her.
When Venera landed at No. 19, babyblue eyes said what a lot of us were thinking: “Why should it be such a surprise that a newcomer would rate this high? Combine this with yesterday’s gnashing of teeth that SaRenna Lee was only No. 20, and what you can surmise is that there isn’t a lot of historical context among SCORELAND members. Those of us who have been around long enough to have bought SCORE and Voluptuous when they were first issued on the newsstand have an appreciation for the ‘legends’ of the industry, but the number of online votes placed by those early readers are no doubt overwhelmed by those who grew up in the Internet era and might not have sufficient recollection of the likes of Chloe Vevrier or Danni Ashe. But that’s true in any all-time rankings done by popular vote: what’s been published most recently is most recent in the reader’s thoughts.”
My thoughts exactly. But then again…if it’s really true that SCORELAND members lack historical perspective…well, I don’t want to give away the rest of the results, but I will tell you that there’s a lot of historical perspective in the top four, which will be revealed next week. So I’m not sure history has anything to do with it. Of course, that’s a subject for debate.
Members have been reminiscing, which is one of the things a celebration like this is all about. They’ve been telling us who they had in their top five. They’ve been talking about girls who didn’t make the list (so far, that is). They’ve been taking about their love affair with big boobs. There has been a lot of spirited back and forth.
Hitomi is great, but is she too new to be considered among the greatest ever?
Another example of respectful criticism came when Hitomi was unveiled at No. 10. Carney22 wrote, “Not to take anything away from Hitomi; she’s quite lovely, and her breasts are stupendous. But this is just another model whose career began far too recently to be rated this high. This is supposed to be a 20th anniversary series, not a best-of-the-last three years feature. But that’s what you get when you let the readers do the rankings online.”
Okay. Fair enough. But, like I said, get ready for the top four. And remember: SaRenna, Danni, Lorna and Kerry didn’t exactly make their debuts yesterday. They all debuted in the 1990s.
Of course, sometimes, people can’t help but show their fangs, which happened yesterday when Leanne Crow came in at No. 8. Wrote Chuck, “In my humble opinion, to have a model who has never shown pink and never done a b/g scene and is put number 9 in the all time models of SCORE for the last 20 years says one thing…RIGGED! And don’t go talkin about how beautiful she is cause several models placed after her are better looking and definitely show a whole lot more. I’d be willing to bet a Yankee dollar that Ashley Sage Ellison will wind up in the top 5. Gotta take care of them English models, right?”
Well, Chuck, as for Ashley Sage Ellison, you owe us a Yankee dollar. Ashley wasn’t on the “20 for 20” ballot.
As for your accusation that the whole thing was rigged…well, Chuck, if it was rigged, SaRenna Lee would’ve been in the top three.
Anyway, gentlemen and ladies, keep commenting like gentlemen and ladies. This party has been a blast, and we still have eight days to go!
June 16, 2012 by Dave
Eva Notty is the 11th-greatest SCORE Girl ever. Says who? Says you!
SCORELAND‘s “20 for 20” 20th anniversary celebration has reached the halfway point. Today, the 11th-greatest SCORE Girl of all -time (as voted by SCORELAND members) was announced, and her name is Eva Notty. So, to recap, the results so far:
No. 20: SaRenna Lee
No. 19: Venera
No. 18: Natalie Fiore
No. 17: Danni Ashe
No. 16: Sharday
No. 15: Terry Nova
No. 14: Lorna Morgan
No. 13 Angela White
No. 12: Valory Irene
No. 11 Eva Notty.
Who will be in the Top 10? Who will be No. 1? We’ll continue to reveal the results day by day, climaxing on June 29 with the name of the greatest SCORE Girl ever.
Surprises so far? Well, kind of, but not really. When reviewing the history of SCORE and the all-time popularity of models (meaning how popular they were during their prime), SaRenna Lee should be in the Top 5 and maybe in the Top 3. Few models have been so important to SCORE. But I’m not surprised she came in at No. 20 because members these days have clearly expressed their preference for naturals over the mega-busters of the 1990s. I am kinda surprised that Sharday was No. 16. I thought she’d be higher, but the thing is, she never appeared in any videos. If she had, she might have been Top 5.
I will tell you that I know the remaining results, and there are some surprises to come, especially at No. 7 and Nos. 2 and 3.
SaRenna Lee, one of the most-popular SCORE Girls ever (and one of the most important in the mag's history), finished No. 20 in the "20 for 20" voting.
What have we learned so far? Well, we already knew that the big-boob lovers of today prefer naturals. It would be easy to say that they have short memories, but when you examine the results, you’ll see that a lot of the girls in the first 10 (and many who are to come in the Top 10) debuted more than 10 years ago. So new vs. not-so-new has not been an issue.
Finally, so far, there has been wide disagreement between SCORELAND members and SCORE readers. Already, five girls not picked by mag readers have found their way into SCORELAND‘s Top 20: Natalie Fiore, Terry Nova, Angela White, Valory Irene and Eva Notty. I already knew that website members and mag readers were different, but I didn’t think they were this different.
One more thing we’ve learned: Elliot and I might have gone a bit nuts with the gift-pack giveaway trivia questions. Seems as if each day has been tougher than the previous one. “Which girl did not appear on Howard Stern’s TV and radio shows?” Were we kidding? The answer (from among Kellei G, Casey James, Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Dawn Stone) was Dawn Stone, and I wish I had a dollar for everyone who guessed Kellei G. I think today’s questions are a bit easier (What is Christy Marks’ favorite restaurant?), but we’ll see about that.
Oh, well. We’ll try to be easier on you guys in 2022. Meanwhile, enjoy the rest of “20 for 20.”
June 8, 2012 by Dave
These belong to the girl who placed No. 18 in our "20 for 20" voting. The action continues today at SCORELAND.
So the “20 for 20” celebration continues today at SCORELAND with the announcement of our 18th-best SCORE Girl of all-time as voted by SCORELAND members, and I can tell you a few things about this girl:
1. Initials N.F.
2. Tits get bigger every time we hook up with her, which is impressive since she’s 100% natural.
3. She’s the first of several girls who didn’t make it into the Top 20 named by magazine readers but did make it into the Top 20 as voted by website members. What does that mean? Hey, you tell me!
Also continuing today (and tomorrow, too) is the daily gift-pack trivia contest in which members have a chance to win a limited-edition 20th anniversary cap and shirt, among other goodies, and let me tell you something: I’m surprised. When Elliot and I first thought up the questions, we wondered, “Are they too easy?” Well, the answer is a big, gigantic NO!
The way it works is, each day, we present three SCORE-related trivia questions. Answer all three correctly and you get entered into a random drawing for one of 20 gift packs. Well, so far, I’d say about 10% of contest entrants have answered all three questions correctly.
On Day One, the answer that tripped up most people was, “How many times did the Boob Cruise sail?” The correct answer was five, but almost everybody answered six. Surprisingly, most people correctly answered the one about the real-life farmer’s daughter who grew up working on a hops farm. The answer is Kaytee Carter, and when Elliot devised that question, I said to him, “Nobody’s going to get that right.” But almost everybody did.
On Day Two, almost everybody knew that Lorna Morgan poured heavy cream over her body in Key Largo, Florida, but a lot of people thought Chloe Vevrier’s first SCORE shoot was in London, England (it was actually in Eleuthera, the Bahamas), and not a lot of people knew that Lisa Lipps had brought her own stud to a SCORE hardcore shoot.
Well, I’m glad the questions haven’t been too easy. That makes it more fun. I’m not sure which of today’s questions will stump readers. There’s one about whose first XXX scene was a threesome, then there’s one about Autumn-Jade’s growth spurt and another about Tawny Peaks.
All I can say is that those gift-packs are going to be well-earned, and if you happen to win one, wear that cap and shirt proudly. In my opinion, you’re the big-boob world equal of any Jeopardy champion.
The Day 2 winner was A.E.W. of Silver Spring, Maryland. Congratulations!
May 18, 2012 by Dave
Jezhabelle once told me that her favorite restaurant is Golden Corral. A cheap date, sure, but not as cheap as SCORELAND2.
A few weeks ago, I told you about our new website, SCORELAND2. Since launch day, the following videos have gone up:
1. Blonde, German wunderbabe Annina getting ass-fucked by a huge cock (as originally seen at SCOREVideos.com).
2. Voluptuous natural Jezhabelle getting fucked by our strap-on equipped videographer in a great P.O.V. scene (as originally seen at XLGirls.com).
3. Black, stacked and cute as all get up Janet Jade tit-fucking and hand-jobbing (as originally seen at TitsandTugs.com).
4. Hourglass-figured natural Cherry Brady getting ass-fucked by her real-life husband (as originally seen at SCORELAND).
5. Minka putting on a tight tops show before enjoying some suckie-fuckie action (as originally seen at SCORELAND).
6. Naturally busty Czech babe Marketa in one of her earliest hardcore scenes (as originally seen at SCOREVideos.com).
And lots more. Daily Monday through Friday, in fact. Photos, too. Lots of them.
Now, I can almost hear some of you out there saying, “What’s with that ‘as originally seen’ bullshit? Where’s the new stuff?”
If you ask me, Cherry Brady's ass is worth a lot more than $9.99. I'm sure Mr. Douglas agreed…after he fucked it, of course.
Well, the new stuff is at SCORELAND and SCOREVideos.com and XLGirls.com. The stuff I just listed (in addition to still being at those websites) is at…
Well, the stuff I just wrote about is at $9.99. That’s right. NINE DOLLARS AND NINETY-NINE CENTS at SCORELAND2. I just had an elk burger and iced tea at Fuddrucker’s that set me back more than $9.99, and all I got was lunch and an eyeful of a busty pregnant girl (very busty, by the way, and in a low-cut T-shirt, too).
Minka. Cheap.
$9.99 for SCORELAND2? I call that a bargain jack. I call that jacking on the cheap. Want the new stuff? SCORELAND is for you, and in all honesty, I don’t blame you. I want the new stuff, too. But, hey, times are tough. And free Internet porn sucks. You know it. I know it. And the action on SCORELAND2…well, it’s great and it’s high-quality.
Free? You want free? I’ll give you a free preview of next week’s action at SCORELAND2: busty Czech babe Ivy Darmon fingering her slit on Monday; the legendary Busty Dusty in vintage action on Tuesday; rare hardcore action with Autumn-Jade on Wednesday; exotic MILF Claudia Keahola fucking on Thursday; and the great Lorna Morgan on Friday.
$9.99. Impossible. You know what? I’m going to have to check with the boss, John Fox, on this one. I’m afraid that part of the funding for this website might be coming out of my salary.
