Malissa, please come to SCORELAND!
I'm guessing that Malissa's tits look a lot like Shyla Shy's.
The first season of More To Love is over, and Malissa, the blonde with the biggest pair of tits seen on reality TV in a long time, didn’t get her man. Luke picked Tali, forsaking boobs for apparent love. Good luck, buddy. As for Malissa, her rack got her to the final two, but when the chips were down, she choked. She failed to pull out the big guns when she needed them most, barely baring her cleavage on the final two dates and then making the mistake so many other big-titted women have made: she wore a strapless dress. As any boob lover knows, strapless dresses minimize, and at that point, Malissa needed to maximize to get the guy.
I think Luke made a mistake. He went for love, and love isn’t found on reality shows. He should’ve picked the girl he most wanted to fuck, which was clearly Malissa. Unless, of course, he’d already fucked her. I’m having a hard time getting a read on that. Malissa kept going on about how Luke was such a gentleman, which can mean one of two things:
1. He kept his hands off her tits, even though they were right in his face.
2. He made sure she came before he did.
Anyway, it’s over, although from the start, Malissa clearly wanted nothing more than her 15 minutes of fame. Now she can go back to Covina, California and continue her career as a waitress. Ho-hum.
Or she can get a lifetime extension on that 15 minutes of fame.
Come to SCORELAND, Malissa. We’ll treat you like a lady—professional makeup, hair styling, photographers—and even put you on the cover of an international magazine. Our guys will worship you in a way wimpy Luke never did, and maybe you’ll even win our $50,000 model search contest!
Okay, I don’t expect Malissa to read this. But there must be someone out there who knows her and can pass along the message. You’ve been teasing us for months, Malissa. It’s time for you to show us your tits!