At SCORELAND, every day is National Cleavage Day!
I'm spending "National Cleavage Day" with Leanne Crow. How do you like dem apples?
Every day is cleavage day for newcomer Melissa Manning
Today is “National Cleavage Day.” Yep, there is such a thing, and it’s today, March 30, 2012. It’s the creation of the bra maker Wonderbra, which celebrated the event by sending out what The Sun newspaper called “a harem of scantily-clad women” down Oxford Street in London wearing just their bras and panties. I’m sure that right this very second, you’re getting ready to “Google” photos of the event, but don’t waste your time. I checked out the photos, and there isn’t a big-buster in the bunch. I mean, there they are in London, England, home of Linsey Dawn McKenzie and more big-titted naturals than I could name, and they couldn’t find some girls with real, big racks to celebrate “National Cleavage Day”?
Wonderbra also released its “Celebrity Cleavage Top 10,” and the only women on the list with anything close to a big rack are Kim Kardashian and Marilyn Monroe. Some actress or model I’d never heard of named Lara Stone made the list. I “Googled” her and…no, no, no! Christina Hendricks of Mad Men did not make the list. Are these people blind?
Anyway, it’s pretty clear to me that the mainstream media and Wonderbra know nothing about big tits. Now, I have nothing against the idea of “National Cleavage Day,” but if you’re going to celebrate it, celebrate it right.
In other words, spend it at SCORELAND.
