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The Maserati Effect

September 24, 2011 by Elliot James
He tried to stall Maserati. He lost.

He tried to stall Maserati. He lost.

Last week’s Maserati scene (“Maserati Goes For A Juggy Joy Ride”) once again proved that this huge-chested newcomer has what it takes to zoom to the top of the big-boobed world.

Your comments included: “This girl is a real find. She has the beauty and body type of Janet Jade, one of my favorites. Love those big, round tits and her great fucking skills!” (spoolhookerone77)

“She is an all-star! Not only is she a total package–round, voluptuous ass, and big, bulbous titties–but she gives one hell of a performance and a proper finish to boot!” (Erotica6)

Maserati leaves guys sprawling and comatose, drained and dry, exhausted and unconscious.

I call this The Maserati Effect.

We aren’t even safe in the boy’s room at SCORE, as this photo demonstrates. Maserati said she’s drawn to guys who ignore her, but passing out cold is going to extremes.

Maserati (December ’11 SCORE) said she only recently learned how to masturbate when a friend bought her a vibrator at a sex-toy party. Now she says she has to cum twice a day and she owns five different buzzin’ buddies.

Who would have guessed?

So now you know what she needs for Xmas. Batteries.

Maserati goes for a juggy joyride to SCORELAND today & Saturday. All new!

September 16, 2011 by Elliot James
Check under Maserati's hood! Twin turbos await!

Check under Maserati's hood! Twin turbos await!

Maserati told us in her first SCORE video (“Maserati’s Rack Attack”) that she’s attracted to guys who don’t pay attention to her right away. Guys who kinda ignore her. Guys who look like a challenge to her.

Well, here’s what I have to say about that, even though I find it hard to believe that she runs across any guys who behave like that.

Anyone who doesn’t have chained to his waist a girlfriend or wife who’s in the same physical shape as Maserati and plays that game is trying the old reverse-psychology tactic or is studying for the priesthood.

I know that any SCORE reader or SCORELAND member who spotted Maserati in a social setting, like a party, wouldn’t be holding up the wall. He’d be chatting her up, at the very least.

No such situation here in our second Maserati total hardcore scene, “Maserati Goes For A Juggy Joy Ride,” at SCORELAND. This mechanic is more than eager and ready to see what’s under Maserati’s hood, check out her impressive headlights, play with her knobs and buttons, inspect her luxe interior, then take her for a long, hard ride.

Maserati’s ride rules! So show her some love.

Maserati, Desiree, Beverly Paige…it’s a great time for huge-boobed, pole-vaulting newcomers.

Maserati’s debut magazine appearance is December ’11 SCORE, now ready for ya at eBoobStore.com or your favorite newsstand.