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The Maserati Effect

September 24, 2011 by Elliot James
He tried to stall Maserati. He lost.

He tried to stall Maserati. He lost.

Last week’s Maserati scene (“Maserati Goes For A Juggy Joy Ride”) once again proved that this huge-chested newcomer has what it takes to zoom to the top of the big-boobed world.

Your comments included: “This girl is a real find. She has the beauty and body type of Janet Jade, one of my favorites. Love those big, round tits and her great fucking skills!” (spoolhookerone77)

“She is an all-star! Not only is she a total package–round, voluptuous ass, and big, bulbous titties–but she gives one hell of a performance and a proper finish to boot!” (Erotica6)

Maserati leaves guys sprawling and comatose, drained and dry, exhausted and unconscious.

I call this The Maserati Effect.

We aren’t even safe in the boy’s room at SCORE, as this photo demonstrates. Maserati said she’s drawn to guys who ignore her, but passing out cold is going to extremes.

Maserati (December ’11 SCORE) said she only recently learned how to masturbate when a friend bought her a vibrator at a sex-toy party. Now she says she has to cum twice a day and she owns five different buzzin’ buddies.

Who would have guessed?

So now you know what she needs for Xmas. Batteries.

Maserati goes for a juggy joyride to SCORELAND today & Saturday. All new!

September 16, 2011 by Elliot James
Check under Maserati's hood! Twin turbos await!

Check under Maserati's hood! Twin turbos await!

Maserati told us in her first SCORE video (“Maserati’s Rack Attack”) that she’s attracted to guys who don’t pay attention to her right away. Guys who kinda ignore her. Guys who look like a challenge to her.

Well, here’s what I have to say about that, even though I find it hard to believe that she runs across any guys who behave like that.

Anyone who doesn’t have chained to his waist a girlfriend or wife who’s in the same physical shape as Maserati and plays that game is trying the old reverse-psychology tactic or is studying for the priesthood.

I know that any SCORE reader or SCORELAND member who spotted Maserati in a social setting, like a party, wouldn’t be holding up the wall. He’d be chatting her up, at the very least.

No such situation here in our second Maserati total hardcore scene, “Maserati Goes For A Juggy Joy Ride,” at SCORELAND. This mechanic is more than eager and ready to see what’s under Maserati’s hood, check out her impressive headlights, play with her knobs and buttons, inspect her luxe interior, then take her for a long, hard ride.

Maserati’s ride rules! So show her some love.

Maserati, Desiree, Beverly Paige…it’s a great time for huge-boobed, pole-vaulting newcomers.

Maserati’s debut magazine appearance is December ’11 SCORE, now ready for ya at eBoobStore.com or your favorite newsstand.

Two for Tuesday

September 6, 2011 by Elliot James

I love photos of models in pairs or in a group. Sometimes they’re part of an group event, like a trip overseas; sometimes two of them are crossing paths in the studio.

Like Angelina Castro and Kelly Christiansen getting chummy on the SCOREtv set during SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored.

Like Michelle May and Camelia Davis doing a rare double interview together on video.

Like Desiree and Maserati getting so close when they did a two-on-one tits & tugs two weeks ago that you couldn’t slide a piece of paper between them.

I enjoy the comparison, checking out the girls’ differences and similarities. They can be dressed or they can have their tits out. They can be totally naked, too. I’m all for that.

Seeing the girls together also creates a feeling of community. The kind of community we’d like to live in. Imagine leaving your apartment in the morning and seeing your neighbors leaving, too, except they’re all busty and hot. There could be no better community than that.

I’d call it SCORELAND.

Venera’s covered front and back. Or should we say uncovered?

September 5, 2011 by Elliot James
December '11 SCORE now at your favorite rack.

Now at your favorite rack.

The back cover...naturally.

The back cover...naturally.

Venera’s stackitude is mindboggling. How can anyone so slim be so naturally busty? And yet, seeing is believing. I pondered the same question in 2005 when Merilyn Sakova exploded onto the scene. I realize there’s no definitive answer. It’s a miracle of nature in how body mass is distributed, and that’s the only answer I can come up with. And I’m grateful for this phenomenon. And to Venera for showing us what nature has bestowed upon her.

Venera’s debut in the December ’11 SCORE, now being stacked on newsstand racks all over the world, will have the same impact. There will be lots of rack studying going on in numerous countries from the States to Sweden to Australia.

Also starring in this edition: Maserati; Michelle Bond and Eden Mor; Angel Gee; Valory Irene; Brooke Tyler; Kaytee Carter; Kelly Christiansen & Karen Fisher XXX; and a DVD preview of Big Tit A-List 2.

Pick up a copy at your local store or get it with a few clicks at eBoobStore.com.

Either way, don’t miss it.

And get to know Venera on DVD. Available now and only from SCORE, Venera’s Busty Debut, filmed in Jamaica, is the first DVD to showcase the slim-n-stacked hottie. See the trailer at eBoobStore.com.

She's boobalicious!

She's boobalicious!


2011: For Voluptuous newcomers, it’s 2003 all over again!

July 12, 2011 by Dave
2003 Newcomer of the Year Nicole Peters

2003 Newcomer of the Year Nicole Peters.

Eight years after her debut, Angela is still making headlines

Eight years after her debut, Angela is still making headlines.

February brought us Cherry Brady, March brought us Ines Cudna and April brought us Nicole Peters. When Brandy Talore, then just 21, graced the June cover, it was clear that 2003 was shaping up as a special year for big, natural tits, and when we finished off the run with Sapphire in July, Sunshine in August, Devin Taylor in September, Maria Moore in October, Casey Cleavage in November and Angela White in December, it became monumental, historic, memorable. In my opinion (and Elliot James’, too) the greatest year in the history of big, natural tits. Of the 13 issues of Voluptuous that year, newcomers graced the covers of 10. Three of those girls–Nicole, Ines and Angela–would make the top 10 of SCORELAND‘s Top 100 of the Decade. Brandy Talore just might be the greatest naturally stacked porn star ever.

I bring this up because just yesterday, I was talking to Maria about how great a year this has been for V-Mag newcomers, and then I went up to Elliot and asked, “Do you think this year is better than 2003?” Elliot thought about it for a moment and said, “It might be.”

Honestly, I never thought we’d see the day (the year?). Already in 2011, Valory Irene, Analee Sands, Elaina Gregory, Dors Feline, Terri Jane, Leanne Crow and a fuller-figured Desiree have made their V-Mag debuts, with Micky Bells and Gya Roberts (both of whom have already made their XLGirls.com debuts) on the way. And here comes Maserati and Hitomi and Beverly Paige!

Time has been very kind to the Class of 2003. Many of the girls who debuted that year have remained among our favorites. Time will tell regarding the Class of 2011, but I can’t imagine that eight years from now, we won’t look back upon 2011 as fondly as we do 2003. And here’s the great part: the year isn’t over!

Is Leanne Crow 2011's heir apparent to Nicole Peters?

Is Leanne Crow 2011’s heir apparent to Nicole Peters?

Full-figured Terri Jane will probably still be in our jack fantasies in eight years

Full-figured Terri Jane will still be in our jack fantasies in eight years.

Valory Irene. As you can see, the choosing 2011 Newcomer of the Year will be a very hard task.

Valory Irene. As you can see, choosing 2011 Newcomer of the Year will be a very hard task.

Maserati revs it into high gear!

July 8, 2011 by Elliot James

Those are not headlights blinding you, forcing you to lose control. Those are Maserati’s natural 34H bumpers. And, get this, there was a time when Maserati actually thought her national treasures were nothing special. Nothing special!?We’re chokin’ here! She’s packing twin turbos under that hood. Some women would lie, cheat and steal to have those tits.

After telling all and showing all with Dave in the opener of SCORE Theater’s “Maserati’s Rack Attack!,” hot, hot, hot newcomer Maserati is serviced by the walking dildo who fine-tunes her engine until she’s purring like a kitten and his oil pan is drained.

Because she has a small back and a small waist, Maserati’s high-beams look even bigger. They’re perfectly symmetrical too, at least to the eye although the lady says that the left is slightly smaller than the right.

The SCORELAND speedway is open. Take Maserati for a test drive. She’s a fine ride. You see, foreign models don’t always own the road. This one’s made in the U.S.A.!

The biggest hands can’t handle Maserati.

 

Fasten those seat belts. Maserati will put you in third gear.

June 11, 2011 by Elliot James
Maserati. Now @ SCOREVideos.com.

Maserati. Now @ SCOREVideos.com.

Perfect tits. Maserati has 'em.

Perfect tits. Maserati has 'em.

Welcome Maserati. She moves fast, goes from 0 to 150 in in a few seconds and doesn’t know the meaning of the word stop.

Maserati races into SCOREVideos.com with “Maserati XXX Is Busting Out For SeXXX.”  Her chassis is built for pleasure and comfort.

She dances and does a striptease for her audience of one, then takes him to the finish line. No burning rubber either. Maserati didn’t use one.

Maserati’s tits are perfect. Their shape, size and other specs alone will blow your piston rod.

If you belong to SCORELAND‘s Loyalty Program, SCOREVideos is probably in your collection of free websites. Test drive Maserati right now. And wear your seat belt.