Tag Archive: Maserati’s Rack Attack!

Maserati goes for a juggy joyride to SCORELAND today & Saturday. All new!

September 16, 2011 by Elliot James
Check under Maserati's hood! Twin turbos await!

Check under Maserati's hood! Twin turbos await!

Maserati told us in her first SCORE video (“Maserati’s Rack Attack”) that she’s attracted to guys who don’t pay attention to her right away. Guys who kinda ignore her. Guys who look like a challenge to her.

Well, here’s what I have to say about that, even though I find it hard to believe that she runs across any guys who behave like that.

Anyone who doesn’t have chained to his waist a girlfriend or wife who’s in the same physical shape as Maserati and plays that game is trying the old reverse-psychology tactic or is studying for the priesthood.

I know that any SCORE reader or SCORELAND member who spotted Maserati in a social setting, like a party, wouldn’t be holding up the wall. He’d be chatting her up, at the very least.

No such situation here in our second Maserati total hardcore scene, “Maserati Goes For A Juggy Joy Ride,” at SCORELAND. This mechanic is more than eager and ready to see what’s under Maserati’s hood, check out her impressive headlights, play with her knobs and buttons, inspect her luxe interior, then take her for a long, hard ride.

Maserati’s ride rules! So show her some love.

Maserati, Desiree, Beverly Paige…it’s a great time for huge-boobed, pole-vaulting newcomers.

Maserati’s debut magazine appearance is December ’11 SCORE, now ready for ya at eBoobStore.com or your favorite newsstand.

Maserati revs it into high gear!

July 8, 2011 by Elliot James

Those are not headlights blinding you, forcing you to lose control. Those are Maserati’s natural 34H bumpers. And, get this, there was a time when Maserati actually thought her national treasures were nothing special. Nothing special!?We’re chokin’ here! She’s packing twin turbos under that hood. Some women would lie, cheat and steal to have those tits.

After telling all and showing all with Dave in the opener of SCORE Theater’s “Maserati’s Rack Attack!,” hot, hot, hot newcomer Maserati is serviced by the walking dildo who fine-tunes her engine until she’s purring like a kitten and his oil pan is drained.

Because she has a small back and a small waist, Maserati’s high-beams look even bigger. They’re perfectly symmetrical too, at least to the eye although the lady says that the left is slightly smaller than the right.

The SCORELAND speedway is open. Take Maserati for a test drive. She’s a fine ride. You see, foreign models don’t always own the road. This one’s made in the U.S.A.!

The biggest hands can’t handle Maserati.