Tag Archive: May ’12 SCORE

You deserve a boob-break today. So look for those big arches. I’m lovin’ tit. Ya want fries with that?

April 27, 2012 by Elliot James

Natasha's back. And showing her back. Because she also has back besides boobs.

The other day, I read a news item about celebrities who had worked at McDonald’s at some point in their lives. Some of the names mentioned were singer Shania Twain, actress Sharon Stone and TV host Star Jones. I’m trying to visualize Sharon Stone in her famous scene from Basic Instinct as a McDonald’s drive-through girl. It would be a good comedy skit.

Whenever I see those famous golden arches, I don’t think of burgers. I see a pair of big breasts from a bird’s-eye point-of-view or a girl lying down, her boobs pointing at the ceiling.

Sadly, one of our own celebrities at SCORELAND was not mentioned in the article. Talk about neglect!

Her name?

Natasha Dulce.

Natasha used to work at McDonald’s. But then an issue arose about those degrading paper hats they have the employees wear. As Natasha remembered it last year when she debuted at SCORELAND, she didn’t wear her hat at the job and the female manager “just told me to go home, and at that time, my car was in the shop so my parents had to drop me off at work. Well, that happened like 10 minutes after, so my mom got really mad, and then my dad ended up picking me up, and he cussed out the store manager, and then she fired me for it.”

So Natasha became an exotic dancer instead of climbing the corporate ladder to become an assistant manager. Then she tried modeling and liked it.

Their loss is SCORELAND‘s gain. There is a fairness in life sometimes.

I bring all this up because Natasha is back with a new XXX scene, “La Dulce Vida,” something I’ve been eagerly hoping and waiting over a year for. And I’m lovin’ it. You will, too.

The new SCORE Model of the Year winner!

This time, Natasha is decked out in old-school men’s magazine garb. The black stockings, the garters, the bra and panties…the works. The only accessory that’s missing is a sexy paper hat. Welcome back, Natasha.

Ya want fries with that?

Also at SCORELAND is this fresh pictorial of the new SCORE Model of the Year Kelly Christiansen. It’s a well-deserved win! Kelly never ceases to stagger everyone in her path. She has it all. The SCORE Man’s dream wife. Every SCORE Man should have one.

“I’m just very flattered,” Kelly said. “That’s the first thing that comes to mind. Flattered, surprised, shocked, wow! What else can I say? It’s great. Thank you so much!”

Being a SCORE Girl has helped Kelly’s self-confidence. “I think I said that was one of the reasons I got into this, that I wanted to boost my confidence. It worked! I’m definitely not as shy as I used to be. That’s definitely a good thing for me.”

Congratulations, Kelly! Hope to see you back again soon.

 

 

 

Angela White took over SCORELAND. Now put her in Parliament.

February 28, 2012 by Elliot James

Angela's delighful tush doesn't get enough praise.

In November of 2010, Angela was running for political office. Man, how time flies.

“I am now officially an Australian politician,” Angela SAID that month. “In the upcoming state elections in Victoria, I am running as a candidate for the Australian Sex Party in the seat of Richmond. In Australia, a lot of our sexual freedoms are being restricted by moral campaigners and prudish politicians. I was driven to stand for parliament over my concern for the rights of sex workers in Australia and my concern over the heavy-handed censorship laws in Victoria that do not reflect public opinion. It is currently illegal to sell X-Rated non-violent pornography in Victoria despite the fact that 76% of Australians believe it should be legal. Yes, you heard me correctly. Where I currently live, it is illegal to sell the porn that I appear in!”

As valiantly as she campaigned, Angela wasn’t elected. Visionaries are often not given their due soon enough.

Tomorrow @ SCORELAND

But she’s young. She’s a spunky girl. She’s got legs. And tush. And boobs. And a lovely face.

And she’s in May ’12 SCORE magazine.

So I urge Angela to run again. She needs to fill that position and make all of Australia a freer country.

I support whatever positions she puts herself in.

I demand that the voters warm up that seat in Parliament for Angela White in the next election. I don’t know when that is. Don’t ask me. Go ask Angela.

What I do know is when the next erection is coming up and that’s tomorrow at SCORELAND when we publish a very naughty pictorial of Angela shot when she was in our half of the hemisphere.

American writer Charles Dudley Warner supposedly coined the phrase, “Politics make strange bedfellows.”

Warner never had the good luck to meet Angela White. There’s nuthin‘ strange about her!

May ’12 SCORE has arrived! The bust stops here

February 25, 2012 by Elliot James

The contest issue is here

 

Now at your favorite store and at eBoobStore.com, the May ’12 edition of SCORE stars the winners of the four model contests as voted by readers and website members.

Get yours today.

Congratulations to all of the winners.

This erection year was a particularly hard one with stiff decisions to be made. Many voters found themselves rigid at the polls, but, as always, only one girl could be the winner in each contest.

Drum roll, please.

The winners are:

Kelly Christiansen: Model of the Year

Valory Irene: Newcomer of the Year

Angela White: Our first Hardcore Performer of the Year

Autumn-Jade: Big-Boob Hall of Fame

And pictorials of:

Karla James-1st Runner-up MOY
Miosotis-2nd Runner-up MOY
Eva Notty-3rd Runner-up MOY
Venera-1st Runner-up NOY
Leanne Crow-2nd Runner-up NOY
Beshine-3rd Runner-up NOY

Next month: SCORE's 20th Anniversary 164-page edition