November 16, 2009 by Dave
For me, models smoking is a guilty pleasure. I’m anti-smoking and have dated only one smoker in my life. She had big tits, but the fact that she was a smoker was a big turn-off for me. I have never been a smoker, and it bothers me when people I love smoke. It’s bad for them.
But when a busty (or not-so-busty) model (or a stripper in a club) smokes a cigarette, my dick gets hard instantly. And the smoking blow job? Forget it. She takes a puff of her cigarette, then takes a puff of the cock, and there’s smoke everywhere, and it’s incredibly nasty. In a good way.
I think I know why I feel this way. When I was in my teens and going to high school and middle school, only the bad girls smoked. And since they were doing one thing they weren’t supposed to be doing (smoking), they were probably doing another (fucking). When a girl smokes cigarettes and does porn, she’s doing two things she’s not supposed to be doing. And I like that.
This week’s poll asks for your opinion about models smoking in photo sets and videos. You can guess how I voted.
Merilyn is always smokin', but here she's really smoking!
I thought Ines Cudna was a good girl until our photographer caught her smoking.
Lucy enjoys a cigarette before sucking cock.
August 24, 2009 by Dave
If Merilyn Sakova waitressed at Hooters, I might think about going back there.
I was in Vegas this past weekend and decided to check out the Hooters Hotel, knowing it was probably a mistake. So I walked in, and 15 minutes later, I walked out because, just as I suspected, there were no big-hootered girls serving drinks or dealing cards at Hooters Hotel, which should never, ever be confused with Hooter Hotel (the DVD starring Karina Hart, Mandy Pearl, Kristy Klenot, Melissa Mandlikova, Katarina and Dominno).
If a restaurant is going to serve crappy wings, they could at least have built waitresses like Danielle Derek serving them.
Years ago, Hooters defended itself from the feminazis by arguing (tongue in cheek, I assume) that the restaurant’s name referred to the owl in its logo, not the hooters on its waitresses’ chests. Everyone had a good laugh, and life went on. But here’s the deal: They weren’t being dishonest! On the average day, you’re not gonna find many waitresses with big tits working at Hooters. This restaurant, and now the hotel, never ceases to be a disappointment for big-tit lovers.
I mean, really, have you ever seen a SCORE-built girl waitressing at Hooters? Angela White used to say she wanted to work at Hooters. Well, they wouldn’t hire her. Her tits are too big.
So next time you’re in Vegas, go to Hooters Hotel for the $3 blackjack, but don’t expect the dealer to have a rack. Of tits, I mean. Chips she’ll probably have. Yours.
