Tag Archive: Mia Starr

Now That’s A Sweet Ride!

September 12, 2010 by Maria

Hmm...What to ride first? Mia Starr or this sweet bike?

Hmm...What to ride first? Mia Starr or this awesome bike?

One of the reasons that I am good at what I do (And that is bringing you the sweetest tits around!) is that I tend to think like a guy. Maybe it’s because I tend to spend more time with men, but I find that I can relate to men and their likes and dislikes. For example, I like video games. I also like football and beer. I am a fan of strip clubs and power tools, too. (Not necessarily at the same time, though! lol) And also like working in garages on all sorts of motor vehicles. I like to consider myself to be somewhat of a gear-head. (I have a lot of busty mechanic fantasies.) That’s why today’s post is going to revolve around two things that I like: Busty women and motorcycles.

Merilyn looks EXTRA good with this much power between legs.

When I see a sweet bike out on the road or parked on the curb, I stop and stare. I admire all the chrome work and the engine. I might say something like, “I’d like to ride that!”

The same thing applies to a hot chick. (Including the, “I’d like to ride that!” comment. 😛 )

So when there’s a hot chick ON a motorcycle, it’s a double WIN! for me.

Nadine Jensen is one sweet ride!

Deena takes a break on this classic hog.

We have had a lot of hotties on motorcycles in the past but one of my favorites is Mia Starr. I would love to rev her engine on that bike. Another lady who spent time mounting a sweet ride was the legendary Nadine Jensen in the November 2005 issue of V-mag. Some other ladies who have posed with motorcycles include slim-and-stacked wonder, Merilyn Sakova and Stacked girl-next-door, Christy Marks. Even Deena Duos has posed on a hog in this busty blast from the past layout deep inside SCORELAND.

I am sure that if I rack my brain I can remember other motorcycle sets but I’d like to hear your thoughts on this “chick-on-bike” phenomenon. Who are your favorite big-rack riders?

xoxo Maria

Lesbians…It’s what’s for dinner!

August 3, 2010 by Maria

Annie Swanson and Ana make out and then strap up for some friendly fucking!

There are two things that I could have a healthy helping of at any time and always have an appetite for: ice cream and lesbians.

And believe you me, just like little kids freak out for ice cream, I freak for hot dykes and lipstick lovelies.

Lesbians can do no wrong.

Mia Starr and Harmony Bliss are nipple nymphos, and we likey!

I cannot describe exactly what it is about two women going at it that does it for me. It’s, like, a combination of things. For starters, I like watching women kiss. When men kiss women, it’s hot and more…brutal? It’s harder and aggressive. But when two women kiss, it’s softer and sexy. They don’t devour each other. They take small tastes of each others’ mouths, and I find that mother’effin HOT. It gets me goin’…knowwhaddamean? And I like watching chicks explore and touch each other, too. It’s not hurried like watching a man feel up a woman. (Not that I have anything against watching a man be, well, a man. I like watching a guy attack a pair of titties.) When women touch each other, it’s languid. (I love that word…it sounds dirty!) It’s like drinking a cold mint julep on a hot day here in the South and hearing the ice clink and seeing the beads of condensed sweat on the glass. It’s steamy. It’s erotic. It’s delicious.

I have quite a few faves when it comes to lesbians on SCORELAND. I am a big fan of any lezzie scene with Gianna Rossi. (I hope Gianna reads this and sets her lezzie sites on me. Hi, Gianna! I wanna be on you!) I dig her army-girl inspired shoot with Terry Nova shot in the Bahamas. I also like anything involving wetness and lesbians like Christy Marks vs. Angela White and Harmony Bliss vs. Mia Starr, because twats and tits should be dripping wet. It’s glorious! I am also into lesbians who are thick like Marille and Angelina. To me, thick women scissoring and grinding pussies while their titties swing is oh, so good. And when girls strap it on, like Annie Swanson and Ana, I can get into it. (Especially if they talk dirty while piping one another…fuck yes!)

But, the NUMBER ONE lesbian scene of all time, for me, has to be when Dominno and Katarina Dubrova played a little game of Masturbation With A Friend in

Hooter Hotel: Where Dominno and Katarina lez-out French maid style. YUM!

the epic movie Hooter Hotel. Why? Well, it’s not the most fucktastic lezzie scene of all time, but there is something incredible about two very sexy women dressed up in French maid outfits and makin’ out. And maybe I am biased because I was actually on location in Hungary when this scene was being filmed, and actually in the room when these two women started licking and sucking each other’s nipples…but to me, these lesbians are A+. It was all I could do to contain myself from lying on the bed with them and declaring, “I’ve been dirty. I need you maids to rub me down.” lol (My porno fantasies are epic!) If you haven’t seen Dominno and Katarina together, you are missing out big time.

Whew. All this lezzie lusting has made me hungry. I could go for a bowl of ice cream and some lesbians right now, actually. lol

Hope you guys chime in with your favorite lesbian scenes of all time. I always like to hear your opinions!

xoxo,

Maria