Tag Archive: Miami
June 20, 2014 by Elliot James
Bikini babe Amy Anderssen rides the Miami waves on a jet ski for the first time in her life. What a sight!
The mega-busty brunette handles this speed machine like a professional racer!
Amy even peeled off her skimpy bikini in some of these shots and in the video.
This was shot by the SCORE studio manager, and she did a sensational job. She has quite an eye for photography.
See it tomorrow at SCORELAND.
Pop quiz for SCORE veterans: Who was the first SCORE Girl to ride a jet ski on-camera?
Way to go, Amy!
March 3, 2013 by Elliot James
She has one of the best asses in the state of Florida, the island of Puerto Rico and the boob nation of SCORELAND. A layer of oil suits that ass.
I’ve been a big fan of Kitana Flores since day one. Her body is killer and I’m a sucker for her dirty talking in Spanish as she heats up in her scenes.
“My nipples are very sensitive, so if a guy starts there and slowly works down my body, he’s going to find that my pussy is already very wet before he even does anything to it,” said Kitana. “I like being spanked hard. You gotta leave a handprint there afterwards so I know you did the job.”
To date, the Puerto Rican hottie of South Beach has done six hardcore XXX scenes that recently included her first anal and a threesome with two studs; two solo interview and masturbation videos and nine photo shoots. Kitana’s in five SCORE DVDs and six magazines.
This photo is from Kitana’s 10th photo shoot and it posts Monday, the same day the Sha Rizel special kicks off.
I don’t often jack but when I do, I jack to Kitana Flores.
What's better than one Kitana Flores and her killer tan-lines? Two more Kitanas.
June 21, 2012 by Maria
Lori might be dressed, but if you take a closer look, you will see she is practically naked. That's how women in Miami dress when they celebrate NBA Championships.
As you should all know by now, SCORELAND HQ is located in the sunny city of Miami in Florida.
And as some of you sport aficionados might be watching the NBA Finals, you will know that the Miami Heat are in said Finals and have a decent chance of winning the championship at home, in Miami, tonight.
What does that mean for us Miami folk? Well, it means that we are going to see a lot of half-naked, possibly completely naked women on the streets tonight.
And we don’t mean hookers.
You see, Miami is full of hot women and when we say hot, we mean it figuratively and literally. It’s hot here. It’s really hot here. And when one of our sports teams wins a championship, people rush outside to the streets to scream and cheer and drink and make merry. Yes, right on the street. Some of them stop their cars in the middle of traffic and just exit them onto said street and start dancing around. And then other drivers and passengers follow suit. Before you know it, there’s an impromptu parade in the middle of the street and people are running around, cheering and sweating.
And because it’s hot out, vendors and restaurants sell beers right on the street and the mix of heat and booze create a great environment for nudity.
Yes, nudity.
Pretty soon, women are flashing their tits or walking around in their bras and shorts. The nakedness factor definitely rises. We have seen women in thong bikinis walking around cheering for our teams and, damn it, we love them.
Because when one of our teams wins, we really win.
If the Miami Heat win tonight, women will exit their cars in traffic and flash other drivers. There might even be an impromptu parade with half-naked, dancing women...in the street.
Miami is home to beautiful people, and if the Miami Heat win tonight, there will be parties in the streets, and some of those beautiful people are going to strip most of their clothes off. It is a phenomenon many of us Miami natives have witnessed time and time again, and it is what makes Miami pretty awesome.
I was in Atlanta in 1995 when the Braves won the World Series, and while I had a good time celebrating with fans, there was not a bare titty in sight.
I was in New York in 2008 when the Giants won the Super Bowl, and I witnessed the frenzy of New York fans firsthand…but none of them got naked.
I was in Miami in 2003 when the Marlins won the World Series and again in 2006 when the Miami Heat won the Championship and let me say this…I saw a lot of ass and titties. In fact, I took quite the face-pummeling by a huge pair of titties when a woman (maybe she was a friendly stripper on her way to work?) got out of her car in traffic wearing red pasties and screaming, “Go Heat!” at the top of her lungs. She leaned in my window and blessed me with a celebratory motor-boating. And boy was I a dirty sailor that night!
So am I rooting for a Heat win tonight? You bet your ass I am. Not only because I support Miami teams but also because I love to see naked strangers.
Oh, yeah!
xoxox
Maria
May 3, 2012 by Elliot James
Do heights or big-boobed women make you dizzy?
Aspen doesn’t need to wear a T-shirt with the saying, “My eyes are up here.” Odds are you were drawn to them. She has that special look in her almond-shaped eyes that seems to have a magnetic power.
Now posted in SCORELAND‘s Voluptuous Dressing Room section, Aspen poses in a high-rise pad, the Miami skyline in the background.
Huh? What background? There’s something else in the photo besides Aspen?
Which reminds us of a story Aspen told us.
“There was a guy that I had gone to school with for several years, and he was talking to me in the hall at school one day, and like most guys, he was talking straight to my boobs. He did that for about five minutes. Then he said, ‘You know, you have the prettiest green eyes,’ and I put my hand under his chin and lifted his face and said, ‘Honey, my eyes are blue.'”
Maybe that shirt’s slogan isn’t a bad idea.
“Aspen always gives me what I want,” S.G. recently wrote to “Scorecard.”
I agree with him.
March 8, 2012 by Maria
This is what we imagine winter looks like in the North Country.
This is how we imagine chicks look when it gets warm in the North Country.
Dave and I had a conversation about the weather yesterday that sparked today’s Blog topic.
I know, I know…you are shocked that Dave and I talk about the weather when there are so many tits to converse about. But sometimes we are boring.
That was a lie.
Dave is boring, but I like him anyway. 🙂 (I’m hardly boring, ever.)
Our convo about the weather led to a discussion about what I like to refer to as the “Half-Naked Phenomenon,” which is what happens when the weather goes from very cold to hot all of a sudden, awakening women’s inner slut and inspiring them to cavort around in the sunshine in tiny outfits.
Not that we are complaining about that at all. Oh, no.
But I want to point out that it happens, and it happens A LOT.
This is how girls dress in Miami all the time. Sorry, we WIN.
This week, our friends to the north are experiencing a heat wave. I know this not because I watch the Weather Channel but because all over Twitter, people were tweeting about 90-degree weather in Brooklyn. (I am formerly from New York and I follow a lot of New Yorkers, what can I say?) But more than, “Oh, fuck it’s hot!” and, “It’s boiling in here!” tweets, what I saw were tons of tweets about summer dresses, of all things.
Men were tweeting about the return of the tiny summer dress after months of boots and sweaters and coats and scarves. It seems that the minute the hot weather arrives, people in the North get an influx of a lot of skin, and it, apparently, makes them bat-shit crazy and launches boners all over the place. It’s as if their dicks were hibernating for the winter and all of a sudden their libido comes out of its cave in search of food. (I just made my first official hibernation reference on this blog. lol)
And I get it. I really get it. I would imagine that the return of skin-baring and partial nudity would get me excited if I was subjected to snow and all the bundling up that entails.
But here is the thing…
We live in Miami, and we have no clue what the fuck that whole situation is like.
Here in Miami, it hardly ever gets cold. Sometimes it goes down to 35 degrees and we freak out, but that’s about it. Our winter weather consists of about a week when chicks wear boots and one, light, tight sweater. That’s it. We do not suffer the pains of snow. We do not suffer the droves of women dressed in layers of goose down that make them look like misshapen, burly men.
We don’t.
You see, when our week of winter is over, our women go back to wearing what they normally wear…close to nothing at all.
🙂 Not that I am rubbing it in or anything. I am just pointing out that living here beats living there and that if you like skin and nudity, you should probably move to Miami.
Plus, that’s where SCORELAND HQ is located, and that makes Miami even better.
Tits and sunshine…it’s what we do!
xoxo,
Maria
June 6, 2011 by Elliot James
Jane & Richard get the SCORELAND tour.
SCORE's head honcho John Fox gave Jane the SCORE tanktop as a souvenir. She's sure to stand out in it.
SCORE doesn’t have roller coasters or animatronic robots in its building, but it could be said that we have thrill rides. We’re always happy to show special guests the place and give them a guided tour of the different departments.
When Richard Woods and his wife, H-Cup Jane Dior, visited the SCORE building for the first time, our photographer Jose grabbed a few pix on the SCOREtv set in the studio during our tour. As you can see, H-Cup Jane lives up to her name and seriously stressed that tiny, pink tee she went home with. (She could be a model herself.) We may not have Space Mountain at our office, but we do have magic mountains, as Jane proves. A SCORE reader since issue #1 in 1992, Rich was in Miami to speak about his “Unlearn” approach to life at a seminar at the recent Exxxotica expo at the Miami Beach Convention Center and showcase his new book, Unlearn Vanilla Marriage. We’re not saying that this book will help you get a big-boobed wife and muse like H-Cup, but, hey, it can’t hurt. And I guess we’re doing something right to have fans like this with us for nearly 20 years.
January 21, 2011 by Elliot James
The girl should depants the man.
January’s a cold month in general but not at SCORELAND. Not with this line-up of new sex stars. Kitana Flores (January 19) is a Miami Beach hottie by way of Puerto Rico who has an X box that every dude in town wants to play with. Natasha Dulce (January 15th) is a pole dancer in Tampa with all the ingredients and the personality to skyrocket this year.
Opening with tease is always nice.
College co-ed Sandra Star (January 8th) was the winner of the Miss Hot SCORE contest in Berlin, Germany and jumped right into an anal cherry popping video. And Ashlee Chambers (January 20), a Texas hardbody fitness chick, has the biggest clitoris I’ve ever seen and a nice, dirty mouth. Give these girls an inch, they want eight. And the month’s not over yet.
This weekend, one of the top vote getters in this season’s SCORE Model of the Year contest is back to treat us to her advanced skills in sexology and breastnosis. More about that tomorrow.
Never turn down the offer of ass.
A lap dance is an acceptable way for a girl to introduce herself.
July 20, 2010 by Elliot James
Taylor Steele know how to dress her bod.
Taylor Steele told us, “”I live in Toronto, so I have to be bundled up for half the year. My favorite thing to wear is my apple-bottom jeans and my Ugg boots with a tucked in, cleavage-showing T-shirt.”
Last week, SCORELAND published a set from the September ’10 SCORE, and what Taylor wore hit it big. The tight skirt and the low-cut, tight top was a winner.
“This set seals the deal for me,” wrote Tom in the comments section. “Taylor is getting my Model of the Year vote. I knew she was sexy and adorable. But this set really shows her natural beauty and how gorgeous she is.” Cra8z added, “Taylor is one hot lady! Great outfit! I really enjoy women with bodies like Taylor’s in dresses. Bikinis are also hot!”
Taylor’s winning smile also always knocks one out of the ballpark.
“She has that look on her face that says to men, ‘Just wait till no one’s around!'” was another comment about Taylor that I agree with 200%.
Taylor could definitely wear this in an office. Sure, most of the male employees would have a hard time getting their work done but that’s our problem. Here in Miami, thousands of girls dress like this to work. It’s always warm all year long so no Uggs and long coats here, thank God.
An employment consulting firm ranked The NCAA men’s basketball tournament, NFL fantasy football pools, the Super Bowl and The World Cup as the four “top workplace productivity sappers” in the U.S.A. I’d have to include Taylor Steele. How many at offices around North America are looking at her pictures and videos instead of getting that report out? Hey, I wouldn’t have it any other way.
It’s not Taylor’s birthday today but let’s celebrate it anyway.
August 3, 2009 by Elliot James
DJ with Lorna Morgan & Brittany Love, Boob Cruise 2000.
DJ is a four-time Boob Cruiser, sailing with SCORE on the1995, 1997, 1998 and 2000 Cruises. He’s also a charter subscriber to SCORE magazine. DJ was in South Florida for the first time in nine years and visited the SCORE building. While we gave him the guided tour, we asked him if he’d like to guest blog, and he accepted. The floor is yours, DJ:
It’s been over ten years since I last visited SCORE Land (not the web site SCORELAND but the real, honest-to-God location in Miami). Since then, SCORE headquarters has moved from its modest offices just off the highway in Southwest Miami to a very impressive, spacious building on a tree-lined boulevard in the city of Doral. For folks not familiar with southern Florida, that’s code for an upscale, recently-developed mini-city near the airport. It was easy to find on my cab ride from the hotel.
A few folks are still around since my last visit: John Fox, SCORE’s publisher, editors Elliot James and Bruce Smith, photographer Peter Wall, art director Steve and Internet genius E. A couple of those folks remember the early days of SCORE as fondly as I do as a charter subscriber. Nowadays, when I pick up SCORE or Voluptuous at the newsstand, they come with a DVD. Back in the old pre-Internet days, the magazine came with a newsletter.
I first heard about Peter from one of those pack-in newsletters, when he did his first layout for SCORE magazine with SaRenna Lee. Peter and I became friends later on the 1995 Boob Cruise, when I was a brand new amateur photographer, and I enjoyed watching him at work and learning a few things from the master on that and later Cruises. Last time I came to South Florida, I visited Peter at his old studio in Fort Lauderdale, where he was a freelancer. Now he’s a SCORE Studio employee at the SCORE building with lots of sets and lights and a big make-up room next door. I couldn’t spend much time poking around in there because they’re busy shooting…as usual, I’m sure.
I met Elliot on the Cruise, too, and used to see him from time to time at the big events in Las Vegas. We’ve stayed in touch over the years. Elliot moved from Vegas to Miami a long time ago to stay closer to the heart of the SCORE operation. Bruce and I haven’t stayed in touch, but we remember each other from the many Cruises together. I remember Steve because he was the art director of a photo shoot from the 2000 Boob Cruise that I actually appeared in as a guest model with Ariana and Tanya Danielle.
There are a couple of girls here modeling on different projects. During my visit, I got to meet Persia Monir as she was on her way to a conference room. She’s a MILF but much more than that. She has an incredibly tight little ass and long gorgeous legs. She placed her hand over her tush as she walked away from me, but I got a decent look anyway.
Later I got to meet Renee Ross as she was getting ready for a photo shoot with Peter, and she blew me away. I’m an old-time SCORE man, and Renee is a Voluptuous model, but she would appeal to any SCORE fan. Renee let me hold her breasts for a bit while Elliot took some photos so I’d have a memento of my visit. Her boobs are big and heavy and feel very much like Linsey Dawn McKenzie’s (you’ll have to take my word for this, but I really do know; one of the advantages of being a multi-year Boob Cruiser). They tell me Renee has just appeared in the issue of Voluptuous that’s on the stands now (October ’09), but I can already predict that she’ll be back in many more. She’s gorgeous.
Before I leave today, I need to poke my head into John Fox’s office and plead: One more time, John. One more Boob Cruise, for old time’s sake!–DJ
