This week’s birthday crew were born under the sign of Pisces, the Zodiac’s most sensitive sign (for those who believe in astroboobology). Ashley Juggs was a true web pioneer back in the day. Alena Snow moved back to Norway, her homeland, after living in Texas. Taylor Steele says that because she lives in Toronto, she “has to be bundled up for half the year.” Anna Kay and Kaytee Carter became fast friends at the SCORE building. Lisa Chest originally called herself Lisa Gazombas, a name that seems better suited to a Mafia wife. A guy in England recently emailed asking what Amanda White is doing these days, but we don’t know, either. Chicago’s Alix Lakehurst (Hooter Hospital, Big Tit Rubdown) enjoys interviewing cult movie directors like Fred Olen Ray. SCORE guys Jose and Ace2, walking the floor at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas, spotted Mianna Thomas with Hillary Hooterz arm-in-arm. Now that’s a good thing to happen to a guy on any day.
When Mianna Thomas walks into a bikini shop to buy swimsuits, we’d love to bring a chair and hang out by the dressing room. Today, Mianna is back for her 3rd SCORELANDaction video, and she’s still only 19 years old! It’s not easy screening videos at work when you have an erection, but it can be done. The mammary marvel of Las Vegas, Nevada leaves her teen years behind on February 28. We hope Mianna’s birthday bash will be as hot as this Voluptuous Theater video.
And now for the event you’ve been asking about and waiting for. Bebe Cooper arrives at SCORELAND tomorrow in her very first pictorial and video, and if you dig big, blue-veined, alabaster tits and perky nipples you could hang paintings on, you’ll go bonkers seeing Bebe milking herself, squeezing her 32H-mounds, and fingering her sopping wet pink pussy and clitty. Just what the milk man ordered. Bebe is one of the best looking milkers I’ve ever seen. One hot honey.
There’s been a lot of turbulence over whether Ashley Sage is a 100% SCORE Girl, most recently in Dave’s November 30th BLOG post. As we reach zero hour on the contests, I’d like to throw in my two boobs worth.
This picture is from a SCORELAND video. Amazing.
Ashley debuted in the June ’09 SCORE but was only on the cover of SCORE in the September ’09 issue, and she shared that space with Ariana Angel and Kali West. She’s been on the cover of Voluptuous by herself twice, April and November ’09. So, yes, there’s been some uncertainty on our part. I do think she belongs in SCORE.
We got a letter a while back from a reader who wrote about both Karina Hart and Ashley. Most of his letter was too rough to publish, but one of his gentler comments was, “Give me a fuckin’ break. I’m fed up with both of ’em until they show me some real SEX!” Well, that’s not going to happen, at least in the immediate future, and it doesn’t matter because thousands of girls these days fuck for the cameras, but huge, beautiful boobs are a rarity. And when you get to the sheer breast size and shape of a girl like Ashley, you’re talking about one in a few-hundred-thousand girls. Sure, there are thousands of girls around the world with similar huge, beautifully shaped boobs, but they’ll never model for a variety of personal, career, social or religious reasons, so what good are they to me? I’m grateful to Ashley simply for showing off her tits in pictures and video. She doesn’t have to.
Another reader wrote to say, “In my opinion, she [Ashley] is the only new babe that can be mentioned in the same breath as greats such as the beautiful Linsey Dawn McKenzie!” I can’t agree with him that she’s the only new babe, but I respect and understand his sentiments. The past year has given us some great newbies: Ariana Angel, Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn and Mianna Thomas, among them. Plus, Lorna Morgan and Natalie Fiore are looking bustier than ever these days. Their hooters are just massive and could be just as big now as LDM’s were in her most bountiful years.
Yet another veteran reader/member wrote, “One other thing about Ashley: Cute as she is, she does not appear to know what it means to smile. There is always that straight face that does nothing to entice me. Sorry to say there is no way that I could vote for her as Newcomer of the Year.” Now we’re getting into minutiae. Smiling, not smiling. It doesn’t make that big a difference to me. I like Ashley’s pouty expressions. True, a smiling girl boosts a man’s brain chemistry better than a studious, straightfaced girl, but I’m shallow enough to admit I’m looking at Ashley’s chest 90% of the time. No one seems to mention her beautiful, porcelain-doll face and her flawless complexion. (Like another English girl, Mandy Pearl, Ashley’s a beautician by profession, which means she’s disciplined about her personal skin care regimen.) If Ashley likes to look serious and intense in her pix, I’m not going to let it affect me.
One more comment, this one from an all-praising Scorecard letter: “I just got done jacking to her, and I can say without reservation that she is one of the best newcomers in many years.” No disagreement here. For breasts and face, Ashley is at stratospheric levels. Even if she never shows the pink, let alone anything else, her status is a lock. Lorna Morgan built a successful modeling career without going near a Doc Johnson toy, let alone a guy-girl video. I feel about Ashley the same way I feel about Kerry Marie and another great model, the now-retired Jessica Turner. I’m happy with whatever she wants to do, and I actually wouldn’t want to see her (or Kerry) having sex with a guy in a video. But I love seeing Annina and Holly Halston fuck. It’s that good girl/nasty slut thing.
Anyway, soon we’ll know what the voters have decided. Ashley is in their hands.
Keep those scrawny, ordinary, small-chested strippers out of Club SCORE. We need ’em big, bigger, biggest. We don’t know if Mianna Thomas has any interest in being a real lap dancer, but this weekend, Club SCORE becomes the ultimate big-boob VIP room fantasy when the customer gets total service at his table and on stage in a SCORELAND 30-minute video. When Mianna (46-30-36) Thomas busts out at this strip club, she’s not kidding around. There’s enough firepower in her bra to wipe out a dozen men. Thank God Mianna uses her 34JJ boobs for good.
There’s been a lot going on at SCORELAND this summer. So many fantastic girls. In June, our staff returned from Prague with the fresh faces and boobs of Sophie Mae (a blonde natural with pillowy boobs and wide areolae), Alexa (a classic slim-n-stacked SCORE Girl) and Jane (who loves to eat cock). Then, a full month of stunning Eva Notty, who was a Naughty Neighbors model five years ago and is now a SCORE Girl.
Karina Hart shows off two of her most prized possessions.
Christy Marks, just hanging around after winning Model of the Year.
We saw uber-busty German sex star Annina taking on the monster tool of Shane Diesel. Super-horny Angel Gee’s first hardcore. Black ‘n’ stacked (and that’s an understatement) newcomer Mianna Thomas destroying a top. If August is as much fun as July and June, I won’t be getting much sleep again.
There have been other major events. Karina Hart won SCORE and Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year. Christy Marks won SCORE and Voluptuous Model of the Year. We kinda knew that they’d win. Some guys have written in saying that we could be influencing the voting with our praises in the editorial text (called “cheesecake” in the publishing biz). But those two would have swept the voting even if they had just worn potato sacks all year. Destiny, fate, kismet, whatever it’s called, some events are meant to happen. They’re sweet girls and they deserved it.
