Tag Archive: Michelle Bond

Bond. Michelle Bond. Shaken, not stirred.

March 4, 2011 by Elliot James

Bond. Michelle Bond.

It’s Michelle Bond time!

The sexy British GND (girl-next-door) from the Liverpool area began modeling in 2001. Her first mag for us was the June 2002 Voluptuous. Her first SCORE was June 2003. Working in a hotel at the time, the 32F-cupped brunette wasn’t sure if she’d continue modeling. Back then, I wrote “Here’s a winnah.” My spelling has improved since then.

Over the years, Michelle’s pictorials were published in a lot of TSG mags. She didn’t do much video for us. There’s an early interview and solo toy video filmed in England still archived on SCORELAND and SCOREVideos has a few. When the On Location shoot in Eleuthera, Bahamas  (Big Boob Paradise) was planned in 2007, Michelle was invited to join us but she couldn’t make it.

But now, Michelle is on the cover of the April ’11 SCORE with an interview, a pictorial and even a special bra giveaway. She’s also the covergirl of the May ’11 Voluptuous and is one of the hotties in the DVD Big-Boob Finishing School, shot in Portugal. Michelle was invited to play the leading role as the teacher of an academy for girls, and this time she could do it. And there’s more good stuff coming.

Today, SCORELAND publishes Michelle’s April pictorial. Sunday, a new SCORE Theater vid. If you look at Michelle’s earlier photos and compare them to now, you can see that there’s been some growth spurtin’ going on. Thanks, Michelle!  

A big birthday shout-out to Angela White and London Andrews, both March 4. Have a great day.

 

Happy B-Day, Angela White.

Happy B-Day, Angela White.

Happy B-Day, London Andrews.

Happy B-Day, London Andrews.

Arianna, Lana, Sophie and the secret of corn

February 15, 2011 by Elliot James

What is the miracle of this grain called corn or maize?

Romanian babydolls Arianna Sinn and Lana Ivans say in Part 2 of today’s video that it gives girls big tits. Looking at Arianna and Lana, we would be schmucks to refute their claim. We were reluctant to release this secret information on the SCORELAND Blog for fear it would cause the price of corn to skyrocket worldwide after those sleazy Wall Street futures traders read this.

Czech Republic citizen Sophie also says beer is good for breast growth. But not just any beer, Sophie points out. It should be dark or black lager. The kind a spoon can practically stand up in. There’s something to this beer claim. In Bulgaria, a brew called Bohza lager, based on a traditional Bulgarian drink, is claimed to stimulate boob growth. Popular with the ladies, it’s made from fermented millet or fermented maize. There’s that corn connection again.

In Ukraine, they claim that cabbage stimulates hooter development. We’ll buy that, too, looking at Merilyn and Valory.

Let’s roll the video!

April 2011 SCORE: hot off the press

February 13, 2011 by Elliot James
Congratulations, Michelle Bond.

Congratulations, Michelle Bond.

British natural Michelle Bond, now really busting bras as an H-cupper, gets her first SCORE cover this edition. Miss Bond shows her heavier, fuller ta-tas in a brand-new layout and talks about ’em in an interview.

“I used to be an F-cup,” Michelle said. “And they just grew and grew, and every time I got measured, they seem to have grown. Either that or my underwear is shrinking!”

Michelle’s first SCORE was June 2003. In Big-Boob Finishing School, Bond, Michelle Bond, teaches Valory Irene, Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans, Sophie Mae and Eden Mor how to please men and be better girlfriends. Now that’s a constructive goal. That book should be sold worldwide. The Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ocean County, New York and Atlanta would find it instructive.

Also this issue: Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, redhaired Veronika and Shione Cooper. Daphne Rosen and SCORE reader’s wife Jayden Prescott get it on and get it in in two anal-core XXX pictorials. A “Golden Age” special feature recalls super-sized covergirls from the 1990s: Angelique, Pandora Peaks, Tawny Peaks, Wendy Whoppers, Toppsy Curvey, Colt 45 and more. A photo-feature spotlights the new DVD SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored, starring Kelly Christiansen, Stephanie Stalls, Angelina Castro, Kali West and Nadia Night. Readers get a chance to win Michelle’s signed bra from the cover. Plus, a SCORE DVD is included FREE in most areas of the U.S. and Canada. Because we’re a little too generous for our own good but we love our readers…in a brotherly way.

If your local mag store doesn’t carry SCORE, their staff should be ashamed of themselves. Tell the manager to call our distributor, Curtis Circulation Company, at (201) 634-7400, and they’ll never be SCORE-less again.

Happy birthday, Lorna Morgan!

Lorna in The Bahamas, 2008.

Lorna in The Bahamas, 2008.

And here we have Part One of lovely Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans and Michelle Bond, during the making of Big-Boob Finishing School, chittin’ and chattin’ with Tushna, our studio manager. You’ll find this very informative and instructional. Let’s roll the video!

Who Is Lana Ivans?

November 19, 2010 by Elliot James

Lana Ivans just debuted on both SCORELAND and SCOREVideos and will be appearing in her first SCORE mag soon. She is brand-new to modeling, and her body and face remind me a lot of those two European sexpots, Iva from Busty Euro Maids and Kristy Klenot from Busty Riding Academy. But who is she? Who is Lana Ivans?

Don’t bother Googling. You won’t find anything. Just watch our Blog video right now. In this video, you’ll learn more about this busty little hottie, a country cousin to Arianna Sinn. (They’re both Romanians.) The chat fun was handled by our man Lester while Dave and I toiled at our desks, alone and forgotten. Lester shoots a lot of the backstage videos. He’ll spirit away a girl if she’s not occupied and have a spontaneous video moment. I like his approach. Like getting their tops off quickly! So I think this will fill in some of the questions you may have about Lana.

Lana joins an amazing line-up for our newest DVD Big-Boob Finishing School, which hits the eBoobstore on Monday. How amazing? Valory Irene. Arianna Sinn. Sophia Mae. Eden Mor. Together. And Michelle Bond in her first SCORE movie as the owner of the finishing school. How great is that? We’ll show you some of the group fun next week.

Oh, yeah, Lana’s also doing a Tits & Tugs video the Saturday after this on SCORELAND. I almost forgot to tell ya that. A fun way to spend Thanksgiving weekend. Thank you, Lana and Lester. Let’s roll the video.