Tag Archive: Michelle May

The best damn all-natural magazine on the planet

April 13, 2010 by Elliot James
The annual contest results issue. So many great candidates.

The annual contest results issue. So many great candidates.

Pick up your copy of June 2010 Voluptuous today. Edited by the great Maria. Art-directed by the great Vanessa. Printed by top-notch pressmen operating giant machines. The winners of the Model of the Year, Newcomer and Plumper Contests are revealed this issue. This month has sensational pictorials of Karina Hart (Model of the Year), Ashley Sage Ellison (Newcomer of the Year), Samantha (Plumper of the Year) and Christy Marks, Sapphire, Victoria Lane, and Michelle May. Samantha’s win breaks Sapphire’s three continuous years of victory.

It’s been a hell of an erection year. Get your copy now before you hear those dreaded words from the store clerk, “Hey man, it’s like probably soldout.” If you do hear that, get it fast and easy here. Congratulations to the winners!

The SCORELAND uniform

November 19, 2009 by Maria
The SCORE uniform is NOT waterproof...thank god.

The SCORE uniform is NOT waterproof...thank god.

Destiny Rose busts out of this top and makes her debut in the Feb. '10 issue of V-mag.

Destiny Rose busts out of this top and makes her debut in the Feb. '10 issue of V-mag.

Camelia Davis really fills a shirt out.

Camelia Davis really fills a shirt out.

It never gets old. It never ceases to make my little heart skip a beat.

The SCORELAND T-shirt.

The white, clingy fabric stretched out over the expanse of an ample bosom…it’s perfection.

So when we get a new luscious lady in, and she comes out of the studio’s dressing room wearing it,and her boobs are coming out of it, well, it is a moment of shining glory. A moment to be captured in a photograph.

It’s like a rite of passage.

When a woman comes out of that dressing room wearing the SCORELAND uniform, it is as if she has arrived. It’s official.

She is a SCORE Girl.

Michelle May wears her uniform proudly.

Michelle May wears her uniform proudly.

Arianna Sinn: G-cups don't always fit in the SCORE tank top. (Thank goodness!)

Arianna Sinn: G-cups don't always fit in the SCORE tank top. (Thank goodness!)

She becomes part of the tradition…part of the legendary magic.

It makes me want to salute her and welcome her to a league of extraordinary ladies.

It makes me want to welcome her to SCORE.

It’s really pretty breathtaking, actually.

Because all things come and go, but a SCORE Girl is forever.

AMEN.

xoxo, Maria

Sophie Mae: Score Girl, bellydancer and hottie.

Sophie Mae: SCORE Girl, bellydancer and hottie.

Renee Ross and Scarlett Rouge...Sex in the T-shirts? No, Sex In The Titties.

Renee Ross and Scarlett Rouge...Sex in the T-shirts? No, Sex In The Titties.

Boobs With Brain Power…Hot!

September 27, 2009 by Maria
Dream Girl Fact #1: Michelle knows everything there is to know about cars. In fact, she rebuilds classic cars.

Dream Girl Fact #1: Michelle knows everything there is to know about cars. In fact, she rebuilds classic cars.

I will admit it…I have a soft spot in my heart for geeks and nerds. I find them fascinating. You see, to me, brains are uber-sexy. Now don’t get me wrong, I like a big pair of boobs just like the next boob-lover, but there is something about a girl who is kinda geeky that really revs my engine. It’s what makes me lust for Bailey Santanna (She is a sci-fi geek!) and what makes me lust after one of my favorite V-Mag debuts, Michelle May. She is my dream girl of the moment. (Sorry, I have to be fickle. You guys see all the boobs that come my way! What else can I do but fall in love with a new lady practically every week?)

When I met, and subsequently interviewed, Michelle for the Nov. ’09 issue of V-Mag, she wowed me with her love of cars and sports. Not only does she love classic cars, but she also rebuilds them. And she and I had a long and lengthy conversation about football. She loves the Chargers, FYI. We talked defense and her take on what they would do his season. She was very knowledgeable about sports. (My kind of woman, hubba, hubba…) And then she blew me away with her love of books and because she is a history buff. I mean, she was smart. Not just your average smart. She was SUPER-SMART. Almost intimidatingly so. (I said almost because I, too, am smart, so my brains and her brains kind of fused during our convo. lol)

Dream Girl Fact #2: Michelle loves football. She is not one of the girls who watches and cheers when you cheer. She can TALK football. Impressive.

Dream Girl Fact #2: Michelle loves football. She is not one of the girls who watches and cheers when you cheer. She can TALK football. Impressive.

The combo of her huge rack (it is phenomenal) and her pretty face (she looks like the girl-next-door) paired with her huge brains made her damn sexy. Not only was she great to look at, but she was great to talk to, too. And she comes from a long-line of big titters, too. She told me her mom was a topless model, too. (And then I asked her if she would pose with her mom, a’ la Kelly Kay and her mom (Nov. ’05 V-Mag), but she said no. Hey, I tried!

Dream Girl Fact #3: Michelle likes to masturbate in traffic. Yeah, in TRAFFIC! Can you imagine being stuck in rush hour and looking over and catching this hottie moaning next to you? I'd crash.

Dream Girl Fact #3: Michelle likes to masturbate in traffic. Yeah, in TRAFFIC! Can you imagine being stuck in rush hour and looking over and catching this hottie moaning next to you? I'd crash.

You can catch this hottie in The November 2009 issue of V-Mag (on sale now) and read all about her early years in California and what makes her get off the best.

Enjoy her, boys! I, for one, can’t wait until she comes back to our studios.

xoxo

Maria