Tag Archive: Micky Bells

Tanks a lot!

February 7, 2012 by Elliot James

Melissa Manning: made for tank tops.

Today, I want to rant and rave about my #1, all-time favorite top for SCORE Girls to wear.

The humble tank top.

I’ve included a few examples worn by some bodacious tank commanders.

Sandra Star: German tank commander.

The perfect tank top is chest-clinging and tight and made of thin cotton with very thin spaghetti straps. If some belly is showing because her breast shelf stretches it out, all the better but not necessary.

A tank top is something they will never let a woman wear on my most hated TV show ever, What Not To Wear. You may have caught this abomination on the badly misnamed The Learning Channel. Hosts Clinton and Kelly take a woman who dresses scantily and skimpily (“inappropriately,” in their view) and turn her into a PC frump at the urging of family and friends. If they get the occasional hot babe, I tune in to check her out in the first half before they ruin her. A few years ago, they ruined a real estate agent who loved showing off her body and wore plaid, coed miniskirts and belly-exposing tank tops to the office.

Micky, Gya and Terri Jane: girls you’d like to get tanked with.

In a SCORELAND poll about favorite outfits a few years ago, tank tops and tight sweaters both earned 15% of the votes while T-shirts earned 5%. Thirty-percent of you preferred bras and 23% chose bikinis. Evening gowns, which have no place in my perfect world, earned 13%.

I expected tank tops to do much better in the survey because girls can wear them pretty much everywhere. Braless girls wearing tank tops in the summer…you can’t beat that. But I also like the tank-top-over-a-bra look, a real cleavage builder. Hey, I’m a dog. I admit it.

Alexa: Another German tank commander.

We’re always on the lookout for girls who can fill out a tank top like these girls can. Beshine excepted because she’s one in 100 million or higher.

If you spot a tank commander, SCOREModelsWanted wants to know about her!

Beshine: Germany’s taking over this Blog.

And now, one of the greatest displays of cleavage in the history of the world…

February 6, 2012 by Dave

I didn’t think anything could take my mind off the Super Bowl. But then I saw the photo set of Micky Bells that’s posting today at SCORELAND (with the video to follow tomorrow).

There are football games, and then there are football games.

There’s cleavage, and then there’s cleavage.

Micky Bells has more cleavage than 99.999% of the women in the world have total tits. Micky Bells is the Cleavage MVP. Micky Bells’ cleavage can almost make me stop thinking about the Super Bowl.

Almost.

 

 

Happy New Year with Hitomi

December 31, 2011 by Maria
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Hitomi wants to invite you to the pants party...

Here it is, the end of the year. A year that saw newcomers like Leanne Crow, Terri Jane, Maserati and this lovely lady, Hitomi.

(The set that this amazing shot came from is debuting RIGHT NOW on SCORELAND. And there’s video, too.

Yum. Who wouldn’t want Hitomi to stroke them at midnight. Um, I meant to be there at the stroke of midnight…)

Some people are calling 2011 one of the greatest years for big-boobed debuts and I happen to agree with them.

There were more new and exciting models to meet (And beat your meat to.) this year than any other year.

Not that I am saying all the other newcomers of every other year weren’t exciting…I am just saying that this year, there

were so many newbie boobies that it was almost like Christmas all year round.

And since everyone likes to reflect back on the good times of the year, I would like to say that this year also brought us Angela White, finally fucking.

It also brought us the On Location Puerto Vallarta extravaganza.

It was the year of the big Diane Poppos comeback…and her even bigger tits came back, too.

A year that brought us slim ‘n’ stacked sensation Venera.

And Dolly Delight.

And curvaceous babe Gya Roberts.

We had a hell of a year, huh?

And since everyone likes to make grand resolutions around this time of year, here is one of ours:

Next year is going to be even better.

There will be glorious tits and sexy women.

Or rather, glorious women with great, big tits.

And there will be hot and raunchy XXX that is going to bring a certain tingle to your rod.

There will be epic on location shoots and stunning vistas.

And did we mention that there would be tits? Lots and lots of Huge Tits?!

There will be.

So from all of us here at SCORELAND HQ, cheers and Happy New Year.

We will see you in 2012…and let me tell you, the future looks bright.

xoxo,

Maria

Sarenna Lee beautiful breasts are a great reason to celebrate.

SaRenna Lee's beautiful breasts are a great reason to celebrate.

Merry Christmas From SCORELAND to YOU!

December 25, 2011 by Maria

Leanne Crow probably wants you to jingle her bells.
Leanne Crow probably wants you to jingle her bells.

“So this is Christmas

and what have we done?

Made SCORELAND more awesome

and made you all cum.”

Ines Cudna wants you to stuff something, but I don't think it's her stocking.

Ines Cudna wants you to stuff something, but I don't think it's her stocking.

Valory Irene has been nice all year so please, spurt your milk on her cookies.

Valory Irene has been nice all year so please, spurt your milk on her cookies.

Yes…that was our take on the John Lennon classic. We are sure he would approve of all the tits we brought you this year. A year when the presents that brought joy to the world were the debuts of sexy ladies like Venera, Leanne Crow, Valory Irene, Terri Jane, Hitomi and yes, Micky “Please Cum And Jingle My” Bells.

Sharday is spreading Christmas cheer.

Sharday is spreading Christmas cheer.

Kianna Dior has been naughty and wants a spanking.

Kianna Dior has been naughty and wants a spanking.

And while we can’t wrap these ladies up and put them under your tree, we can promise you that there will be more appearances by them and more big tits to come in the upcoming year. For now, please enjoy these shots of some of our favorite ladies in holiday wear. Boy, are they the reason for the season of pleasin’. Big tits really are the gift that keep on giving and giving and giving…you wood. And we would not have it any other way. After all, what would Titmas be without huge boobs?

Kerry Marie makes every Titmas merry.

Kerry Marie makes every Titmas merry.

Desirae wants you to check out her camel, um, mistletoe.

Desirae wants you to check out her camel, um, mistletoe.

And before you start exploring your North Pole to all of these pics of Santa’s little, big-titted helpers, and before you start and feel the warm and fuzzies in your yule log, all of us here are SCORELAND would like to wish you a very Merry Christmas. May you stuff your cock in a lot of tails, may someone fondle your sack for a present, may your bells be jingled and may some hot chick deck your balls.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!


Occupy SCORELAND. You’ll be glad you did.

December 24, 2011 by Elliot James

Who’s making a list and checking it twice at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com?

Kickin’ her heels up is newcomer Jasmine Shiraz in pictures and video. Jasmine gives us a boob-bouncing show, talks to SCORE’s Studio manager T (find out what Jasmine likes to wear on the golf course), does an up-close-and-personal bra show and then gets even closer-and-more-personal in a hands-on cam-show. The bodacious New Jersey girl-next-door blows away the cast of Jersey Shore, Jerseylicious and Housewives of New Jersey, in my opinion. Are there more like you in New Jersey, Jasmine? We must find them.

Who needs boughs of holly when Leanne Crow is decked out with boobs of jolly for the holidays?

Chica doesn’t need a coat. She has the warmth of the Dominican sun to heat up her bare bod. Girls don’t need to wear much clothing there any time of the year.

Valory, Eden and Sophie have a bed-rockin’ pillow bash and mash. This is what happens when you put busty girls in the same bedroom for more than a few minutes. No one knows exactly what causes this.

If you haven’t watched the new SCOREtv Holiday Edition, you’ve missed Jasmine as the model-in-a-box and you’ve missed Kelly Christiansen, Melissa Manning, Maserati, Minka, Desiree, Nancy Navarro, Micky Bells, Venera, Karen Fisher, Samantha 38G and Destiny Rose. It’s not a true holiday season without them.

Over at XLGirls.com, sexy Nikki Cars is finally back, and she still has that magic touch, proven by the fresh pictorial and video, “Driving Nikki Cars.” It took a while to find Nikki, but she was well worth it.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Titmas.

It’s the tenth day of Christmas…10 Lords-A-Leaping!

December 23, 2011 by Maria

Renee Ross is leaping and yes, it's for joy.

Renee Ross is leaping and yes, it's for joy.

I will be honest with you and tell you that I haven’t the foggiest why these lords in particular would be leaping. In fact, I have never even seen a leaping lord around Christmas. I happen to think that 10 leaping lords, just showing up out of nowhere, would be dangerous. That’s the kind of activity that causes car accidents. (Hmm, maybe that is deer that come leaping from the woods.)

Micky Bells, Gya Roberts and Terri Jane did a lot of leaping during a potato sack race in Montego Babes.

Micky Bells, Gya Roberts and Terri Jane did a lot of leaping during a potato sack race in Montego Babes.

Christy Marks, Terry Nova, Lorna Morgan, Angela White, Gianna Rossi...they make leaping and running look real good.

Christy Marks, Terry Nova, Lorna Morgan, Angela White, Gianna Rossi...they make leaping and running look real good.

Regardless, around these parts, we seem to be experiencing a lord recession, leaping or otherwise.That’s why when I decided to post about leaping lords, I had a back-up plan. That back-up plan includes LEAPING LADIES! Because come on, who wants to see guys jumping around when you can see big-titted chicks hopping to and fro, eh?

To me, and maybe it’s because I love to see tits in motion, the shots that we take of the models running and leaping down the beach, or flying out of the water, with water cascading down their bosoms…well, those shots are the fucking BEST! In fact, they are glorious!

So, today, in honor of the tenth day of Christmas, here you go…10 Ladies Leaping…20 Tits-A-Swingin’…

(I fought the urge to scream out FIVE GOLDEN RINGS! lol)

Please enjoy these 10 sets of tits in motion, because the holidays are for giving. (That’s why if you count, it’s actually 13 girls who are, in fact, leaping. But shhhhh…counting was never one of my strong suits.)

xoxox,

Maria

When you give a lady a SCORE tank top, it makes her so happy, she jumps for joy...like Jenna Valentine, Arianna Sin, Karla James and Taylor Steele.

When you give a lady a SCORE tank top, it makes her so happy, she jumps for joy...like Jenna Valentine, Arianna Sin, Karla James and Taylor Steele.

Fan Poems…Um, Say What?

December 18, 2011 by Maria
Micky's bells inspire two things: CUM and Poetry.

Micky's bells inspire two things: CUM and Poetry.

From time to time I get letters and emails from super fans who want me to tell their favorite models all sorts of sordid and wild things. And you know what? I get it. I get the “want to do all sorts of raunchy as fuck” things to the girls who give you wood, man. I get it.

From time to time I get letters asking for things like pictures, signed posters, panties, bras, hair, pubes, shoes, pantyhose…all sorts of items that might smell, have been touched by or belonged to a model. And you know what? I get it, too. Sometimes you want to be closer to the models who make your balls ache and your cum fly, man. I get it.

And then there is fan poetry.

And sometimes even my vast dialect and grasp of the English language is tested by these odes of love and sonnets of sexual desire.

Like this poem about Micky Bells by her super fan K.H.S. who sent in this um, mutant Haiku, in an email:

“Micky, your kitty tastes like WIN.
I so dearly want you from behind.
Building up my nut ‘till what I  really want most,
is for you to wrap your breast around my moist, wet cock,
still covered with the cream from when you came.
I made you shiver and then I made you scream.
So soft your flesh, I can no longer contest,
as I release my whipped cream.
I’m living the real dream with you, Micky.
Between your titties I do swell.
I’m not done yet, rub it in.
Use my lotion, now let me slide down.
I need to be wrapped inside your creamy thighs.
I am mesmerized by the lust in your eyes.
Lips so sweet the taste a treat.
R. Kelly’s playing,
It’s time for us to pump and grind.”

I will admit that when I read this, I had a real double rainbow moment…(WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!)

And while I don’t know what this poem is implying, I know this: That dude up there, he loves Micky Bells. I mean, he loves her. And I think that is commendable and sweet…in a creamy, bump and grinding kind of way. lol

So, congratulations, K.H.S., your devotion has earned you honorable mention and a photo. Here is a Bonus Boner Pic, or a B.B.P., for you, buddy.

Because you are a poet and you know it.

xoxox,

Maria

ALL NEW! ‘Tits the season for SCOREtv Holiday Edition, coming Thursday!

December 14, 2011 by Dave

Melissa Manning (left) and Kelly Christiansen are very excited about the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition. The show debuts tomorrow on SCORELAND.

Melissa Manning (left) and Kelly Christiansen are very excited about the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition. The show debuts tomorrow on SCORELAND.

A lot of entertaining things have been happening around here recently.

Santa Lucas gave Kelly Christiansen a spanking.

Minka stretched a collection of Christmas sweaters with her KK-cup boobs. Those sweaters are totally ruined.

Maserati and Beverly Paige went caroling.

Melissa Manning licked and sucked a candy cane or two. Or three.

And Frosty had a night out he’ll never forget…unless he has a meltdown.

And me? Well, despite X.D. and J.D. telling me to keep my dirty mitts (actually, my voice) away from the models, I’ve been interviewing one girl after another for the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition, which goes live tomorrow at SCORELAND. The girls: Kelly, Maserati, Minka, Destiny Rose, Melissa Manning, Desiree and Samantha 38G. Plus special guest appearances by Venera, Micky Bells, Beverly Paige, Jasmine Shiraz, Karen Fisher and Nancy Navarro.

I’m really in the holiday spirit this year. Check out the show and you’ll see why.

Gift yourself the gift of deep-cleavaged hotties

December 4, 2011 by Elliot James
Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.com

Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.com

If you thought last year’s the Breast of SCORELAND was hefty, check out the trailer for the Breast of SCORELAND 2, the latest arrival at the eBoobStore.

4 discs.

36 SCORELAND Girls in 18 sizzling solo and 18 red-hot XXX chapters.

704 minutes total running time.

It will take you half a day to watch this mammathon straight through.

But wait. There’s more. There’s SCORE.

Fresh from the printers comes the February ’12 SCORE with holiday cover honey Venera. Now at your favorite newsstand in a special edition with a DVD or get the magazine itself fast and easy from us at eBoobStore.

Some holiday cheer?

Some holiday cheer?

Every time I see a picture or a video of Venera, I’m in awe of her fantastic body, and this layout is no exception. This edition also stars Angela White and Maggie Green in girl-girl smushin’, Micky Bells, Beshine, Africa, Claudia Kealoha, Brittany O’Neil and hot butt-ed sex with Miami princess Angelina Castro. We even included a DVD with complete XXX scenes from the movie Big Tit Tune-up in the newsstand edition, in most areas.

Plus, we go behind the scenes for On Location Puerto Vallarta, kick off Dolly Delight’s bra giveaway contest and announce the winner of Shione Cooper’s bra from our August ’11 issue, Mr. W.F. from Maryland, who wrote: “I’ll have to thank my wife for buying me the magazine. My wife is 120 pounds with 36Ds that keep me happy! I have told her to send in some pics of herself but she just laughs. I will get her to try the bra on, just to see how big Shione is and then frame it! I want to thank you and your company for the chance to win the bra and for featuring beautiful women every month.”

Keep scoring, my friends.

Melissa and Kelly: Additional proof that great things come in pairs

November 20, 2011 by Dave

Newcomer Melissa Manning (left) meets SCORE superstar Kelly Christiansen. Melissa can learn a lot from Kelly, if you get my drift.

Newcomer Melissa Manning (left) meets SCORE superstar Kelly Christiansen. Melissa can learn a lot from Kelly, if you get my drift.

About a week and a half ago, I mentioned in a Blog about newcomer Melissa Manning that Melissa wasn’t the only big-boobed girl in The SCORE Studio while she was here. There was another girl, initials K.C. Well, now I can reveal that K.C. is none other than Kelly Christiansen, who was here to shoot a whole bunch of hardcore photos and videos. And now I can also reveal that Kelly’s new hardcore scene goes up next weekend at SCORELAND. So there’s lots to be thankful for. As usual, Kelly looks spectacular.

Kelly is one of the frontrunners for 2011 SCORE Model of the Year, something she was surprised to hear. Did I just say surprised? Do these girls ever look in the mirror? For a big-boobed model, Kelly is one of the most self-effacing people I’ve ever met.

No more than a week after Kelly’s departure, another bombshell blonde made us a return visit. Initials K.F. K.F. was sorry to hear that she’d missed K.C.

By the way, K.F. and K.C. will both appear in the brand-new SCOREtv Holiday Edition, which airs in December. This year’s show is going to be even better than last year’s premiere edition and will feature, among others, Venera, Micky Bells, Desiree, Maserati, Samantha 38G and Minka. More details soon.