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Get yer kicks with new SCORELAND chicks like Harlow Nyx. Plus, Cassie’s dick-drunk for the first time.

January 17, 2015 by Elliot James

Kitten in a cage.

Comments JB: “Harlow Nyx is a knockout. I love everything about her: eyes, smile, tits, ass and personality. What an amazing find she is. Harlow is one of my top favorites. Please bring her back again and again.”

Cam girl Harlow was the big-titted bad girl in school that parents warned their daughters and  sons about. She probably also drove the vice-principal “Ferris Bueller-crazy” with that wild body.

“I was not the blow job girl,” Harlow says. “I was more the park-bench sex girl. Or the slide. Or the back seat of my car. You have to be really good to get a blow job from me. Back then, anyway.”

Lonly69 writes, “Thanks a real lot for showing us your fabulous body. Please keep up the good work and cum back often.”

Says Harlow, “I’m not just a little freaky. I’m a lot freaky. I love being watched. I’m a performer at heart. I feel like I go harder whenever I’m being watched. I’ll be sluttier if I know I’m being watched.”

Also this weekend, feisty Cassie from the Czech Republic czechs out Steve’s junk and takes it for a spin in her first XXX scene.  Cassie’s big, natural boobs are pliable and veiny, and her areolae are as big as pancakes.

Cassie likes to eye-bang the camera.

“I am new to this world,” says Cassie, an Aqua-gym trainer. “I did not know how many Czech girls have been photographed by SCORE until I looked at the website. There are so many girls, I was surprised.”

The Voluptuous rookie cookie has a horny light in her almond-shaped eyes that sends a message. A message that seemed to say that here’s a girl who would probably do a dirty dance her first time at modeling. A TSG photographer found her while on the search for new busty girls. Cassie was game, and while she was being interviewed, he asked if she’d like to show her moves in bed with a guy. Well, she did.

Tom comments, “Cassie is adorable. I love her facial expressions. She poses like a seasoned professional model. Czech women are so damned sexy.”

Looking for hot chicks with big tits? Look no further than Harlow Nyx. See Harlow’s first SCORELAND XXX tomorrow!

December 18, 2014 by Elliot James

In school, Harlow called herself "the back seat of my car girl."

“I’m not just a little freaky. I’m a lot freaky,” says big-boobed vixen Harlow Nyx, who made her SCORELAND debut last month (it included a tour around Miami’s Arts District with her guitar in hand).

Only a mere 22 years old, Harlow Nyx knows how to get her kicks. She’s a cam girl and a cum girl.

Not one to live life in the slow lane, Harlow goes hot coed for her first hardcore SCORE scene tomorrow, aka “Rack Attack Friday.”

Harlow gets to fly her freak flag with our friend Mirko, a stunt cock from Rent-A-Stud Enterprises. Harlow will be bouncing on his pocket-pipe, among other athletic events.

Harlow’s big, natural boobs blow out a 36G bra. She’s the kind of busty young babe that breast-men search for their entire lives.

“I love being watched,” Harlow says. “I’m a performer at heart. I feel like I go harder whenever I’m being watched. I’ll be sluttier if I know I’m being watched.”

Well, Harlow, you will be watched and enjoyed, guaranteed!

No, that's not Hans Solo getting a grip on Harlow's pierced 36G tits.

Brandy Dean: Do redheads have bigger ta-tas?

February 20, 2013 by Elliot James

Erin go Bragh-less

This is an old question that’s been tossed around for years. I would need to devote a huge amount of time to scientifically research this subject, so I’ll have to pass. Statistically, I’d guess that redheads don’t have the edge any more than brunettes or blondes do.

Seamus asked if Dave and I could compile a list of Irish and Irish-American all-time great bra-busters. Here’s one fair-skinned SCORE Girl I would include: Brandy Dean from Ohio.

Brandy has Irish-American heritage. Her 38DDD Irish taters also have areolae so large, I think of her when the waitress at the International House of Pancakes brings my short stack of buttermilk pancakes.

SCORE and Brandy have a history. Miss Dean’s first appearance was in the Holiday ’01 issue, but before that, her first photos were published in the October ’99 Naughty Neighbors when she was a newcomer discovered by Kayla Kleevage.

Brandy always looks the same. She never changes. I’m guessing she keeps that pale skin out of the sun.

Surprisingly enough, big-tit hounds don’t approach Brandy like you’d think they would. I mean, look at the cleavage on this girl. I’m sure it doesn’t bite.

“Guys look,” Brandy said. “I can see that they’re looking, but they don’t come up and talk to me. Maybe they’re intimidated. At least that’s what I think.”

It’s hard to believe, but that’s what Brandy said.

Do me a favor. If you ever see Brandy, at least please say hello to her.

I personally think St. Patrick’s Day was promoted and played up so busty Irish-American redheads would be induced to go barhopping after work and get drunk or take off work to stand in the street and watch the parades.

A set of Brandy posts today at SCORELAND.

Add butter and syrup and you're all set.