Amber Bach is 40. The cock she’s about to suck is 20.
Amber Bach fucks at SCORELAND today (video) and tomorrow (photos). Amber is a porn star. She’s also a wife. And a mother. I asked her about this a few months ago, and it turned out she’s passionate about the MILF issue.
“Some women are called MILFs if they’re more mature, but basically, if the woman has not had children, she’s not a MILF,” Amber said. “Just being 40 doesn’t make you a MILF.”
Amber turned 40 last summer. For me, that put her at the minimum age required to be considered a MILF. A woman cannot be 20 or 30 years old and be a MILF. Yes, I know, technically, according to the strict definition, she can, but being hot at 20 or 30 is nothing to be proud of. What makes a MILF a MILF is that a.) She’s a mom; b.) She’s a bit older; and c.) despite these facts which might otherwise work against her, she’s hot.
By the way, notice how I mentioned Amber’s age. Those of you who read SCORE might have noticed that we don’t print the models’ ages. That’s because some models don’t like telling people their age, so why would they want to shout it out in an international men’s magazine. Fine. I’m okay with that. But Amber wants the whole world to know that she’s 40 and hot.
“I’m very happy with the way I look,” Amber said.
Check Amber out today at SCORELAND. You’ll notice that the guy she’s with (who’s exactly half her age) is very happy with the way she looks, too.
Jenna's nipples are three-quarters of an inch long. She knows because she measured them.
The thing about nipples is, you never know when a great pair is going to show up. Big tits–SCORE-sized tits–you can see from a mile away, but nipples? There is simply no great nipples (or big nipples) to big tits correlation. It hurts me to say that but it’s true.
Which brings me to Jenna Covelli. Jenna is not a SCORE model. She has very nice breasts, but they’re not even close to being SCORE-sized. What Jenna does have, however, is a pair of the greatest nipples ever seen.
“They’re three quarters of an inch long,” Jenna told me. How does she know? “I measured them myself. People have asked me if I have nipple implants. I just laugh. I didn’t think there was such a thing as a nipple implant.”
Jenna is 50 years old. She’s a divorcee and former corporate sales suit from California. She’s blonde and pretty and sexy and a total MILF. I said, “Bring her in!” even before I saw those nipples. But then I saw them. And get this: Jenna usually doesn’t wear a bra.
“I’ve probably caused a few accidents,” she said. “I like the attention I get.”
Jenna’s getting a lot of attention right now at 50PlusMILFs.com, where her first on-camera fuck recently went live. Yeah, she’s very good at giving head and fucking. But those nipples…
Today is that day. You know what day I’m talking about, especially if you’re from the United States. It’s that day you’ve been hearing about for the past four months and don’t even want to think about. That’s why you came to SCORELAND, not to read more about that day but to avoid that day.
So I’m going to help you. I’m going to provide a respite from the noise. I’m going to tell you that no matter what happens tonight, there’s always tomorrow. And in these parts, yesterday, today and tomorrow always mean big tits.
Tahnee plans to celebrate Erection Day by inviting an erection into her ass!
Yesterday, newcomer Charley J. Matthews debuted at SCORELAND. Charley is from Wisconsin, and I could tell you what’s going on in Wisconsin today but…hey, like I said, I’m not going there. The Green Bay Packers are from Wisconsin. Cheese is from Wisconsin. Charley is from Wisconsin. Paul Ry…nope, I’m not going there.
Kelly and Lana ask, "Can't we all just get along?"
Today, Tahnee Taylor, a 40something divorcee with big naturals, is new at XLGirls.com. Tomorrow, Tahnee gets fucked in her ass. Tahnee told me, “I’m a shy girl, but I love getting fucked in my ass.” You know, these days, with all the political ads on TV and all the promises, a voter can feel like he’s getting fucked in the…oooops, sorry. I promised I wouldn’t go there.
And tomorrow at SCOREVideos.com, a classic girl-girl scene featuring bosom buddies Lana Lotts and Kelly Madison. There’s nothing more American than two hot, busty chicks getting it on with each other. Lana is a blonde. Kelly is a brunette. And if a blonde and a brunette can get along and even kiss and suck each others’ tits, even people of different political persuasions can…fuck! I almost went there again!
Happy Erection Day. Oh, by the way, voting for the SCORE and Voluptuous awards is going on now at SCORELAND. So far, there have been no reports of voter suppression.
Cassidy: short 'n' stacked and getting ass-fucked by two guys at 50PlusMILFs.com.
The other day, I was in a meeting about SCORELAND2when I happened to mention to SCORE Chief John Fox that Elliot and I have been selecting scenes for SCORELAND2 not only from SCORELAND but from SCOREVideos.com, XLGirls.com, BigTitHooker.com, BigBoobsPOV.com and just about every TSG website in which big-boobed girls have appeared (the only criteria being that they’re go-to scenes for either me or Elliot and they were posted more than two years ago). So, although we’ve promoted SCORELAND2 as “SCORELAND‘s Best Remastered,” it’s actually much more than that.
Then I realized that just last week, we posted a scene on 50PlusMILFs.com of big-titted, short ‘n’ stacked divorcee Cassidy Exe getting ass-fucked by two guys.
And that’s when it occurred to me: Forget about our big-tit websites and magazines for a second…we’re big-boobed biased all the way through. I try not to be. I realize that there are a lot of MILF lovers out there who don’t care if a 40something, 50something or 60something has big tits. But put a big pair in front of me and I’m very likely to say, “Bring her in!”
There are 92 women featured at 50PlusMILFs.com and 60PlusMILFs.com. Nearly half of them are D-cuppers or larger. Coincidence? I don’t think so.
This week, at 60PlusMILFs.com, we’re featuring a 63-year-old named Phoenix. She has F-cup tits. She told me she has nipplegasms, meaning she can cum just by having her nipples played with. She has a dozen nipple clamps and suction cups. That got my attention.
And Friday at 40SomethingMag.com, we’re featuring 48-year-old newcomer Barbi Banks. Barbi has DD-cup tits.
Her daughter has H-cup tits.
Now, who is her daughter, you might ask?
Well, her daughter is XLGirl Nikki Smith. And Nikki sent her mom our way.
Now isn’t that special?
And this is Nikki Smith's mom. Starting Friday, she can be seen fucking at 40SomethingMag.com.
This is Nikki Smith. She can be seen fucking at XLGirls.com.
I’ve never believed that women are the weaker sex. I think that’s bunk.
Women are not the weaker sex. Guys are the weaker sex.
The average woman may not have the same muscular strength as the average man, but when it comes to sexual stamina and orgasmic abilities, a woman’s capacity and power is much greater than a man’s.
The average guy is good for one or two explosions a day, but a woman?
Multi-orgasmic powers, my friends.
Which brings me to today’s new SCORELAND scene starring real MILF Sabrina Linn.
I call Sabrina a “real” MILF compared to all the fake MILFs. Mature, veteran porn stars just called MILFs by many porn companies for marketing reasons.
This time, Sabrina is matched up with two of the most-hung pistoleros at SCORE, and she gives our surrogates a workout that leaves them exhausted.
The Sabrina Linn workout. It covers face-fucking, ball-sucking, pussy pumping in numerous positions and butthole surfing, one man per side.
Truly jaw-dropping.
It’s rock-em, sock-em time.
“It’s fun to be such a sweet MILF and fuck young, well-hung, hard-bodied studs and then get to be so naughty and be good at being baddd,” Tweets Sabrina.
Krissy Rose wants to know, "Do you want to eat my pussy? Do you want to watch somebody eat my pussy?"
Today at SCORELAND, newcomer Krissy Rose sucks and fucks in the photo version of a video that can be seen at SCOREVideos.com. I’m very fond of Krissy. She’s a housewife, amateur model and cam girl. She lives in Las Vegas. As Elliot wrote, “She’s both a housewife model and a model housewife.” She lost her cherry to her husband, but now she enjoys fucking guys who aren’t her husband. The title of her scene at SCOREVideos is, “I’m Married But I Like To Get Fucked By Other Men.”
She likes to have her pussy eaten by other men, too, and that’s what I’d like to discuss today. Cunnilingus. Drinking from the furry cup. Carpet munching. Muff diving. Tipping the velvet. I’d never heard of that last phrase. I saw it on Wikipedia.
You know what? The phrase “eating pussy” is best.
Anyway, in her scene, Krissy gets her pussy eaten by porn stud Sergio. The camera spends a few minutes looking up from a very nice angle as he fingers her pussy and licks her clit. Meanwhile, Krissy’s looking down at what’s being done to her and kneading her tits. I love this little two-minute stretch. It’s super-intimate. It shows me that Krissy is really into what she’s doing (and what’s being done to her). And, for some reason, when a girl is having her pussy eaten on-camera, she seems even more totally exposed than usual.
So here’s my question. It’s about eating pussy. I’m not going to ask you if you like eating pussy (although you should). I’m going to ask you if you like seeing a girl getting her pussy eaten by a guy on-camera. And, if so, why?
By the way, if you don’ like seeing it, check out Krissy’s scene. She might convert you.
Amber Bach knows a thing or two about keeping her tits fit.
I am going to let you in on a little secret: Tits need exercise, too.
In fact, physical titness is a very important aspect of a busty woman’s regimen. Breasts need to be jiggled, massaged, oiled and squeezed at least once a day to maintain said levels of titness.
Just check out Amber Bach on SCORELAND today in a video that happens to take place in a ladies’ locker room. She shows you how she hops around in her sports bra and then, of course, how she hops around out of her sports bra. In fact, there is so much hopping around and titty bouncing that your heart rate will go up and you are liable to break a sweat.
We must advise that if at any time you feel dizzy during this bout of physical titness, you sit down and rest. We don’t want you to become over-eXXXerted.
What else can you expect from this video of Amber?
You get to see Amber dribble spit all over her nipples…you know, to keep them hydrated. You see her oiling up her bod, too, because lubrication is important for range of motion. (I really don’t know what that means or if it makes sense, but fuck, it sounded legit.) You even get to see her work out her muscles…her pussy muscles, that is! She fingers her box for all it’s worth, over and over. I believe in the workout world, they call those reps.
Physical titness…check it out. Because working out is important.
Tahnee Taylor is a 47-year-old MILF with DD-cup naturals
About halfway through my video interview with busty divorcee Tahnee Taylor, our videographer Jose tapped me on the shoulder and whispered, “Ask her about anal.” So I did. And first, she blushed. And then, she smiled.
“I love it,” Tahnee said. “I didn’t always love it, but I do now.”
The fascinating part is how Tahnee discovered she loved anal: by accident.
Huh?
“One night, my guy stuck his cock in the wrong hole by mistake,” she explained. “And it turned out to be the right hole.”
Okay, I’m not buying that. A guy does not accidentally stick his cock in a woman’s ass…at least I don’t think he does. Unless it was very dark, although why would anyone want to have sex with Tahnee in the dark? Unless, of course, she wanted to have sex with him in the dark, which reminds me of an old joke. Something about how the guy tells his girlfriend she’s beautiful, why does she want to have sex with the lights off, her body is gorgeous, she has nothing to be ashamed of. And she says to him, “That’s so funny! You thought I didn’t want you to see me?”
It's no accident: Tahnee is getting ass-fucked at SCOREVideos.com
Anyway, back to Tahnee, whose accidental discovery of anal turned out to be the sexual turning point of her life. I was just looking at the photos of Tahnee’s anal scene that goes up today at SCOREVideos.com, and although she clearly enjoys sucking cock and getting her pussy fucked, her facial expressions change dramatically when the stud sticks his cock in her ass. She’s transformed into a state of wantonness (wantonity?) and pleasure that sends the message, “I love having my ass fucked.”
“It’s like I open up when there’s a cock in my ass,” she told me.
I have never seen a woman enjoy anal sex as much as Tahnee does.
“Oh, yeah, I love fucking that cock with my ass!” Tahnee moans as Al drills her butthole and her big tits jiggle.
And about those tits: They’re DD-cup naturals (although they look bigger), which means there’s something in this scene for everyone: MILF. Divorcee. Blonde. Big tits. Anal sex.
By the way, my interview with Tahnee goes live at 40SomethingMag.com on April 9, which means first you get to see her fuck, then you get to find out all about her. Don’t you wish it was always that way?
We’ll vouch for that because it happened a few yards away from our desks. We could hear it through the concrete wall. There was a lot of screaming going on, especially when Sabrina’s partner filled her butt-hole.
Sabrina Linn‘s first SCORELAND scene is also her very first anal scene. I’m amazed that Sabrina had never modeled before. She’s a natural-born model in both solo and hardcore. I wonder if she practiced at home. I’d be surprised if she doesn’t become a porn star. Actually, she officially is a porn star, with this and her SCOREVideos.com sexing.
She’s a real MILF, too, in Texas. A swinger and a swapper. Not a fake Hollywood MILF. And Sabrina is no cum-dodger, either. Her tongue was outstretched waiting for his load, and she caught it.
I called her the “evil Morgan Leigh” even though they’re definitely not kissin’ cousins. There’s something about Sabrina Linn’s rack that reminded me of Morgan. Even though Sabrina is four inches taller than Morgan, it’s Sabrina’s sexy, slim body and big, rounded, “stick-em-out tits” that remind me of her. (Sabrina measures 40-32-39 and 40GG. Morgan measures 42-23-34 and 32J.)
They also both have very sweet personalities, are very soft-spoken and have feminine, gentle voices. They’re both Barbie Doll-like. Sabrina calls men “sir.” She’s very polite. Not evil at all. Not bad, either. She just looks bad. And she was bad to the bone during her SCORE visit.
Back home, Sabrina walks around in tube tops and tank tops with no bra. Naturally, wives scream at their husbands when they turn around to look at her. Maybe some of these wives even clobber them.
“Half of me is a really good girl,” Sabrina said a few minutes before her partner started motorboating her. “Half of me is a bad, crazy girl.”
I’m glad the bad, crazy girl visited.
NOTE FROM DAVE: Sorry about hi-jacking this post, Elliot, but one of my favorite moments of Sabrina Linn’s visit to SCORELAND happened when the cameras weren’t rolling. I had just finished interviewing Sabrina and was about to leave the studio when I turned around and saw Johnny (the stud in this scene) standing between Sabrina’s legs, and Sabrina was swallowing his cock. This impromptu, off-camera moment (actually, it was a lot more than just a moment because Sabrina didn’t seem to be in any hurry to stop blowing him) shows just how much Sabrina Linn loves cock.
