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The things big-boob mag editors talk about: Who’s the best newcomer of 2012 so far?

July 29, 2012 by Dave

2012 Newcomer of the Year? Looks to me like we've got a winner. But am I the only one who's thinking that way?

I know it’s not even August, but the way the publishing calendar works, issues of monthly magazines are worked on months in advance of their actual on-sale date. So, we’re beginning to compile the list of finalists for 2012 SCORE Newcomer of the Year (a SCORE year consists of the 13 issues from January to Holiday), and I was surprised by something Elliot James said to me the other day.

From where I’m sitting, I don’t see any way that Hitomi (who debuted in the January ’12 issue) doesn’t win Newcomer of the Year.

But wouldn’t you know it, Elliot completely disagrees with me. He thinks Siri is going to win Newcomer of the Year.

And Steve, the art director of SCORE, thinks it’s going to be very close between Hitomi and Siri (but Hitomi will probably win).

All of this surprises me not only because I thought Hitomi was a shoo-in (she was voted the 10th-greatest SCORE Girl of all-time in the recent “20 for 20” contest) but because I kind of thought Melissa Manning would run second in the voting.

Of course, for now, this is just a subject for lunchtime discussion. The first vote won’t be cast until next December. But am I missing something here? Is Hitomi a shoo-in for Newcomer of the Year? Or am I in for a big December surprise?

SCORE Girls make the best swimsuit models

October 13, 2011 by Elliot James
Brittany and her mono-kini.

Brittany and her monokini.

Charley Green: no one-piece suits for her.

Charley Green: no one-piece suits for her.

Leanne Crow's suit requires careful study.

Leanne Crow's suit requires careful study.

Lana and Valory: bikini super-stars.

Lana and Valory: bikini superstars.

Submitted as evidence to prove this statement, I present exhibits A, B. C and D, now showing this week at SCORELAND.

Whether they’re wearing a bikini, a monokini, a microkini or a string bikini, SCORE Girls fill out their suits like no one else. They have added so much to  the science of bikinis, also called bikiniology.

Brittany O’Neil does justice to her monokini. Charley Green goes for the traditional bikini. Leanne Crow’s little scanty is more difficult to categorize, but it’s a miracle of engineering considering Leanne’s superstructure. And Lana Ivans and Valory Irene join forces to wear extreme bikinis with much tinier bottoms than any other bottom shown here. I can’t even imagine all five of them together on a public beach. They would need lifeguards encircling them.

All of these pictorials are from the October ’11 SCORE magazine. The August edition has become the traditional swimsuit issue every year, but this month is swimsuit-packed, too.

I live in a beach state, and let me tell you, I almost never see super-stacked girls built like this on the beach. And if I do, they are not wearing ultra-sexy swimsuits like this. SCORE models really are a rare breed. What makes them even more rare is that SCORE Girls, depending on the girl, 1) go topless 2) go bottomless 3) show pink 4) play with toys 5) have sex with other girls 6) have sex with guys. For our enjoyment. If that’s not generosity, I don’t know what is. I never take them for granted.

Here’s an interesting factoid from a SCORELAND member poll:

When watching a busty girl on the beach, what do you most want to see her do?
Rub lotion on herself:  43%
Play Frisbee or volleyball:  24%

Stretch:  15%
Just lie on her back:  13%
Go for a swim:  5%

Rubbing suntan goo was No. 1 by a big margin. Surprisingly, bouncing boobs in bikini tops (my choice) was a distant second. Fact is, you’re less likely to see girls playing ball on the beach while everyone creams up for sun protection. Girls also worry about popping out. That’s going to happen if they’re in teeny string bikinis. At least I hope so.

The winner and still champion of summer…the bikini!

June 25, 2011 by Dave
Eva Notty. Moments after this photo was taken, she was sucking cock.

Eva Notty. Moments after this photo was taken, she was sucking cock.

Miosotis. No bikini can contain her. But I appreciate the effort.

Miosotis. No bikini can contain her. But I appreciate the effort.

The poll that’s been running for a while here at the SCORELAND Blog asks, “What is your favorite piece of warm-weather clothing for a busty girl to wear in public?” Not surprisingly, the most popular answer was “Bikini top” with 42%, followed by tank top at 20%, tube top at 16%, T-shirt at 10% and halter top at 11%. I mentioned in a recent blog posting that the tube top seems to be making a comeback, and I think if we conducted this poll again in August, after you guys have experienced a summer of girls showing off their new tube tops, that 16% number would increase dramatically.

Karina Hart in a monokini. My mind is filled wiith monothoughts.

Karina Hart in a monokini. My mind is filled with monothoughts.

This is why Karla James was voted one of SCORE's 20 Greatest Naturals.

This is why Karla James was voted one of SCORE's 20 Greatest Naturals.

Anyway, to show my appreciation to all of you who participated in this highly scientific study, here’s a collection of bikini babes, all of whom appear in the August 2011 “Summer Sex Special” issue of SCORE. The complete sets that these pictures were taken from can also be seen at SCORELAND or XLGirls.com. Enjoy.

By the way, yes, I know, all of these swimsuits aren’t technically bikinis. Some of them are monokinis. Go tell it to the judge. Whoever he is.