Tag Archive: More To Love

Yesterday, we ate. Today, we give thanks for big boobs

November 25, 2011 by Elliot James

You don’t need to be an American to appreciate this weekend’s menu. It’s always a holiday of hooters here. A parade of pulchritude. And here’s why.

Kelly Christiansen is back at our citadel of cleavage. Reason enough to celebrate. Is there anyone who spreads the sunshine like Kelly? She’s the go-to girl for many Scorelanders. I remember thinking the first day we met Kelly, ” This is a superwoman.” The blonde goddess, a reader’s wife, has become a huge favorite and a regular since her debut in the Holiday ’10 SCORE. What Kelly wants, Kelly gets. And she gets it all in the fresh scene “Angel of SCORELAND.” A camera lens melted from the intense heat Kelly generated. I warned them not to get too close. Look for Kelly in the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition, coming soon!

Kelly Christiansen: "Angel of SCORELAND."

Kelly Christiansen: "Angel of SCORELAND."

December ’11 SCORE covergirl Venera is back to give us more stackitude. She’s really knocked another one out of the park. I’ve never seen anyone anywhere built with a better bod for bikinis than this living Venus. Bikinis and Venera are like apple pie and ice cream. They just go together. “I love bikinis,” Venera told us. “Really small and with push-ups. I have a very little back and a big cup size so I am not easy to fit.  I enjoyed wearing some of them for my SCORE videos. ” No dream girl ever created in the feverish imagination of the most-talented artist comes close to the reality of Venera.

Venera: "The Impossible Dreamgirl."

Venera: "The Impossible Dreamgirl."

For me, one of the great events of 2009 was the arrival of a spectacular redhead named Destiny Rose. She idealizes the hot, big-boobed girl-next-door. (Maria called the Ohioan a “corn-fed cutie” her first day at SCORE.) No one knew where Destiny would take things, how much she would share, how far she would go. In 2010, Destiny and Kaytee Carter made a sizzling hot pair in the reality parody More To Fuck. One of the great events of 2011 was Destiny deciding to go all in after thinking it over long and hard. And long and hard is what Destiny deserves in “But Professor…I’m A Stripper!” her third boy-girl, now playing at SCOREVideos.com. It’s a must-see.  And she gets a creampie, too, in keeping with the holiday.

Destiny Rose: "But Professor...I'm A Stripper!"

Destiny Rose: "But Professor...I'm A Stripper!"

Thanksgiving is all about huge, juicy breasts, sweet taters and pie, so I’ll close this blog with a comment that ultra-sexy Daylene Rio made during last year’s SCOREtv Holiday Edition. Leave it to frictionalizing lap dancers from Los Angeles to say it best.

When it cums to Daylene Rio, we are Yes Men.

When it cums to Daylene Rio, we are Yes Men.

More To Fuck on DVD: The way reality TV shows should be!

June 6, 2010 by Elliot James
Visit eBoobStore.com to order or phone 1-800-421-0760.

Visit eBoobStore.com to order or phone 1-800-421-0760.

More To Fuck is the reality show that begins where all other reality shows end. There’s nothing like it. Breast-lover John is the bachelor seeking a hot girl to fulfill all of his horndog dreams, the girl who will stretch out her bras. He has to choose one of the superstars of Voluptuous magazine: Alanna Ackerman, Anna Kay, Destiny Rose, Melonie Max or Tatiana Blair. Unlike all the reality mating games on boring TV, in More To Fuck, John can test them out in XXX action before he makes his final choice, and he even lets his buddy Lucas Stone fill Alanna’s butt in a wild interracial anal scene. Now that’s a pal!

John’s treated to a girl-girl between the show’s busty host, Kaytee Carter, and Destiny (their first girl-girl), and the lucky stiff gets to play with Melonie, Anna and Tatiana, too. There are over three hours of big-boobed XXX, extras and behind-the-scenes footage and interviews.

The DVD was the brainchild of editor Dave, who got frustrated by the lack of busty babes on the TV reality show More To Love. Not only that, but the only super-busty babe on the show didn’t get picked (she came in second). More To Fuck is what happens when real boob lovers (or any heterosexual men) get together and film a reality dating show about big, beautiful women. Of course, there isn’t a lot of dating in More To Fuck. But there is a lot of fucking.

By the way, you probably didn’t realize it at the time, but Friday’s “Guess Whose Boobs” blog was meant to be a preview of More To Fuck. Now it can be revealed that Mystery Rack No. 1 belonged to Tatiana, Mystery Rack No. 2 belonged to Alanna, Mystery Rack No. 3 belonged to Kaytee and Mystery Rack No. 4 belonged to Destiny. Congratulations to Johnny for getting it right.

Get it here and see the trailer, or phone 1-800-421-0760 in the US and Canada.

Malissa, please come to SCORELAND!

September 16, 2009 by Dave
I'm guessing that Malissa's tits look a lot like Shyla Shy's.

I'm guessing that Malissa's tits look a lot like Shyla Shy's.

The first season of More To Love is over, and Malissa, the blonde with the biggest pair of tits seen on reality TV in a long time, didn’t get her man. Luke picked Tali, forsaking boobs for apparent love. Good luck, buddy. As for Malissa, her rack got her to the final two, but when the chips were down, she choked. She failed to pull out the big guns when she needed them most, barely baring her cleavage on the final two dates and then making the mistake so many other big-titted women have made: she wore a strapless dress. As any boob lover knows, strapless dresses minimize, and at that point, Malissa needed to maximize to get the guy.

I think Luke made a mistake. He went for love, and love isn’t found on reality shows. He should’ve picked the girl he most wanted to fuck, which was clearly Malissa. Unless, of course, he’d already fucked her. I’m having a hard time getting a read on that. Malissa kept going on about how Luke was such a gentleman, which can mean one of two things:

1. He kept his hands off her tits, even though they were right in his face.
2. He made sure she came before he did.

Anyway, it’s over, although from the start, Malissa clearly wanted nothing more than her 15 minutes of fame. Now she can go back to Covina, California and continue her career as a waitress. Ho-hum.

Or she can get a lifetime extension on that 15 minutes of fame.

Come to SCORELAND, Malissa. We’ll treat you like a lady—professional makeup, hair styling, photographers—and even put you on the cover of an international magazine. Our guys will worship you in a way wimpy Luke never did, and maybe you’ll even win our $50,000 model search contest!

Okay, I don’t expect Malissa to read this. But there must be someone out there who knows her and can pass along the message. You’ve been teasing us for months, Malissa. It’s time for you to show us your tits!

“More To Love.” More what?

August 4, 2009 by Dave

FOX rolled out its new reality dating show. It’s called More To Love, and it’s about a guy who tries to find love with 20 plus-sized girls. So I tune in, figuring, “Big girls, big tits,” right?

Wrong.

In what might go down as the worst casting in the history of reality TV, the producers managed to find 20 big girls of which only one has big tits. And you’d better believe she was touting her advantage in a tight, low-cut dress, puppies bouncing all over the place. But the rest? Yipes!

At one point, some chick was going on and on about how she’d never had a date, and I’m screaming at the TV, “Honey, you weigh 300 pounds and only two of it’s tit!” I mean, take your pick: big tits, big ass, or pretty face. A girl’s gotta give your mind something to negotiate with your cock.

COCK: She’s a big girl.

MIND: But she’s very nice.

COCK: She’s a big girl.

MIND: She’s very nice, and she has big tits.

COCK: Sold.

That’s how it works in real life.

Obviously, the people who cast More To Love didn’t know what they were doing. They should’ve come to us. Here are five big girls for starters. They have more to love in all the right places.

Samantha

Samantha

Maria Moore

Maria Moore

Gemma Field

Gemma Field

Laura Bailey

Laura Bailey

Sapphire

Sapphire