The J train, I presume.
Today at SCORELAND, fabulous J-cup natural Marie Leone stars in “Boobs Over Miami.” We dressed up Marie in tight tops and took her on a tour of the local sights. Turned out she was the best sight of all.
Enjoy the unofficial last day of summer at SCORELAND.
Karina Hart douses her headlights.
Now the truth can be told.
Breast-men were responsible for the ice bucket challenge sweeping the globe.
Think about it.
Who else would challenge girls to put on T-shirts or tank-tops (and sometimes swimsuits) and dump icy-cold water on their heads while someone video-records it and posts it on social media?
Isis Haze: wet T-shirt contest winner.
Ice water meeting breasts equals pointy nipples and more.
I’m telling you that tit-men are collecting these videos and jacking.
I’m not trying to throw cold water on the challenge, but I feel I must reveal the truth.
Note from Dave: I have an update coming up tomorrow on the big-boobed girl from the hamburger joint. Things are looking good. She dropped by SCORE Central on Wednesday for test shots and to take a tour of the building. She’s very excited. I’m very optimistic. More tomorrow.
The end result of an ice bucket challenge. Now do you believe?
Melissa's a milky mom squeezing her boobs and spraying her breast milk.
Melissa Mandlikova was six months pregnant when she last appeared at SCORELAND.
Well, the stork has delivered her bundle of joy. (We like to use scientific, sex education terms, you know.)
Melissa began lactating so the call went out to her. Would she like to show and milk?
Melissa shakes and swings them, takes off her dairy queen outfit and milks her now-giant tits.
Their size is amazing compared to the ta-tas Melissa shook in the beginning of her modeling career in 2006.
See the photos and videos at SCORELAND now.
From one of our early pictorials of Melissa.
Natalie Fiore is teaching anatomy today at XLGirls.com.
Schools are back in session. I know that for a fact because driving to work, I end up slowing down through school zones every five minutes and stopping for school busses. And the traffic. Hellish!
Somebody asked me this morning why there’s so much additional traffic when schools are in session. School-age kids don’t drive, right? Yes, but their parents do, and who do you think is taking those kids on vacation, clearing up the roads during the delightfully traffic-free summer months?
Anyway, I’ve strayed far from the subject. Let’s wander back. School is in session. Have you ever had a busty preggo teacher like Natalie Fiore (no less one who shows off her super-huge tits and baby bump in public)?
I didn’t think so.
Busty girl who works the register at the burger joint update: I’m still hopeful. As far as I know, she hasn’t contacted our studio, but I saw her yesterday and she said she planned to. She was worried because she doesn’t have head shots. You know, professional modeling photos. I felt like telling her, “You don’t need head shots. You just need big tits.” Instead, I just ordered a chicken sandwich and encouraged her to call.
My fingers remain crossed.
Thousands of topless women across America and Canada and around the world will take to the streets on Sunday, August 24 for the 7th annual “National Go Topless Day.”
The event is held each year in August in observance of Women’s Equality Day, August 26, 1920, when American women were given the right to vote.
“New York has been legally topless for women since 1992, but Los Angeles still bans it,” said a GoTopless spokesperson and the leader of GoTopless NYC.
The “Go Topless” movement was created and is sponsored by the Raelians, a group of UFO believers. Members believe humans were created by aliens known as the “Elohim” and that not allowing women to go topless is an insult to the aliens.
I’m not making this up.
“As long as men are allowed to be topless in public, women should have the same constitutional right. Or else men should have to wear something to hide their chests,” said a Raelian priestess and “Go Topless Day” organizer.
Most women wear pasties.
Prepare for the big day by checking out their “Boob Map” at their information-packed website, Gotopless.org.
I’m all for this event. Naked nipples are beautiful. Only perverts are disgusted by bare nips. Not allowing women to go topless is not only an insult to the aliens but to me personally.
Will Lori Pleasure be taking it to the streets?
Newly slim but always stacked, 2013 V-mag Plumper of the Year Micky Bells shows off her smokin’ new body today at SCORELAND.
When you think about it, this picture is really amazing. It shows that Micky has definitely not ceded her crown as The Queen of Cleavage. She’s absolutely super-stacked. Those are H-cup naturals. Micky has a 28-inch waist. Do you know how many girls in the world have 28-inch waists and H-cup naturals? I don’t know, either, but I’m sure not many. Maybe .0001% of the female population?
Now take into account that Micky’s tits are a little smaller than they were before she lost weight. But I use the word “smaller” hesitantly because no word containing small should be used to describe Micky’s tits. Anyway, she’s smaller but still huge.
New Micky photos and a video today at SCORELAND.
And now for the long-awaited update on the busty girl who works at the hamburger joint. Yes, we saw her yesterday. Yes, she looked great. Yes, we posed the question. You know, the question.
Now all we can do is wait. But I will tell you this: I’m extremely hopeful. There was no face-slapping going on. No call for the manager to usher us out of the restaurant. Instead, we got a big smile and two thumbs up.
Could it be?
Ever-smiling Voluptuous hottie Cameron Skye is back and, in an unusual move, Cameron’s thick ginger bush (that she called her “fire crotch” in a previous video) is shaved by her booty call before they get it on, leaving Cameron with a smoothie.
Hair today, gone tomorrow. Bye, bye American hair pie.
I asked Cameron about this scene and a few related topics. Here’s a preview. The rest of our talk is inside SCORELAND now.
Do you have any favorite SCORE Girls?
“Oh yes, I’m a total SCORE fan. I love Maggie Green. She is so classic and such a role model for me. I also love Sheridan Love. She is curvy and athletic, a lot like me, and sexy as hell. Sheridan Love is totally my inspiration for getting my nipples pierced. There are so many beautiful women, it is hard to choose a favorite.”
To shave or not to shave? That is the question. What do you think?
I think the girl I'm talking about has a body like Lillian Faye's, but she might be slimmer and bustier.
Today, we’re going to start a little journey.
Now, granted, this journey could end tomorrow.
Or it could result in a long, beautiful relationship with a super-slim, super-busty babe, culminating in her being voted Newcomer of the Year.
Where shall I begin? Okay, I will begin at a fast food restaurant in Miami, Florida. A popular joint that serves greasy hamburgers and attracts a regular clientele of sexy Latina babes, most of whom have big booties, some of whom have big tits.This is a place where several SCORE Group editors and art directors go for lunch every Friday afternoon.
Because we go so often, we’ve become pretty friendly with the people who work the front registers. Most of them are very nice. Some of them are girls, and some of those girls are young and pretty. One in particular is friendlier than the others and a little flirty. She’s of unspecified ethnicity. She could be Indian. She could be Middle-Eastern.
But, as far as any of us could tell (Elliot included), none of them are SCORE Girls. Besides, who could tell with the formless, sack-like uniforms they’re always wearing?
Now let’s move ahead to Wednesday afternoon, when I decided to go to this restaurant by myself. On the way back to work, I drove over to the pet store, and crossing the street in front of me was a girl who stopped me in my tracks. She was wearing a tight, short skirt. She had long, thin legs. She was wearing fuck-me pumps. Up top, she was wearing a semi-backless, skin-tight top that hugged her curves. She had a tiny waist. And her tits? Huge!
I mean really big. SCORE big.
Suffice to say she was one of the hottest women I’ve ever seen in person, and when she crossed the street in front of my car, I couldn’t help but stare. My eyes were glued to her rack. It was big and jiggling. Her bust-to-waist ratio was astounding. Think Merilyn.
Maybe she looks a little like Kalila Kane? I don't know. I hope to find out.
When she passed my car, she stopped, turned to me and said, “Hey, what’s up!”
And I rolled down my window and said, “Do I know you?”
Seriously, I thought I had never seen this girl in my life.
And she said. “I’m the cashier at [fill in the name of the restaurant]!”
I was stunned. It was flirty girl. I was speechless, and as she walked back to her car, the only thing on my mind was, “We have to get this girl into SCORE.”
So that’s the story, ladies and gentlemen, and it will continue tomorrow when a bunch of us make our regular visit to the burger joint. If she’s working, one of us is going to ask her if she’d ever considered posing for a men’s magazine.
Now, in most cases, there’s a very slim chance of the girl saying yes. But I don’t think this is one of those cases. This girl is friendly and flirty and she’s told us some things about herself, and the way she was dressed…a girl doesn’t dress that way unless she wants to show off what she has, especially in the middle of the day.
Cross your fingers, Blog readers, This could be great.
Or it could be a total bust.
Mamming at the police station. We approve of this.
Internet trends and fads usually have the longevity of a Mayfly (an insect that lives from one-to-24 hours).
Remember planking? People took photos of themselves stretched out on their stomachs and posted them to the Internet.
But this web fad I like, and I hope it lasts. I’m sure it won’t. It’s called “mamming.”
Women are shooting and uploading pictures of their boobs on random flat surfaces such as car hoods, tables and counters, usually in public, and posting the shots on Twitter, Facebook, etc. etc. It’s done for breast cancer awareness (the name is derived from mammogram). It’s the idea of two female executives who want to inspire women to get mammograms. They say, “We would love to see mamming become as big on the Web as planking and owling. Part of the reason we love mamming as a vehicle for spreading awareness is it taps into an existing trend that is really fun and relevant to everyone.”
Mamming in school. We approve of this.
Goldie executes the wrestling move known as the pussy plant.
If I were wrestling Goldie Blair, I’d let her sit on my face, too.
Goldie wrestles JMac Monday at SCORELAND. He’s twice her size, but she wins. Explain that.
But first, on Sunday, Goldie stars in a new photo set and video, “The Blair Tits Project.”
Elliot comes up with the best titles. The guy is a creative genius. “Blair Tits Project.” How’d he ever come up with that?
Today at SCORELAND, Brook Ultra gets fucked in her tight little ass. Elliot calls this one, “Gaping Butthole Afternoon.”
Brilliant!
And on Saturday, great natural newcomer Maya Milano in, “Boobs In The Sun.”
There are a lot of things you could do this weekend. Go to the beach or the pool. Have a BBQ. Maybe take in a ballgame.
Or you could stay inside and jack to SCORELAND.
I know what I’m doing.
Spend your Saturday with splendid Maya Milano.