Discovered in Romania back in 2004 when we first visited that great nation, Joana Bliss is back at SCORELAND in a brand-new photo set and video, and she’s looking better than ever. Joana hasn’t been seen in SCORE since the March 2007 issue and in the December 2006 Voluptuous. Many glorious babes have come from Romania in recent years (Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans, Jasmine Black, and most recently Roxanne Miller and Estelle Taylor, to name a few ). I know there are still more new discoveries to find in Romania. The Force is strong there. I can feel it.
Post-pregnant Shyla Shy lactates.
If you are lactose intolerant, please be aware that there’s going to be a lot of milking going on at SCORELAND. Your monitor may need a windshield wiper. We photographed Shyla Shy when she was seven months knocked-up, doing what led to her getting knocked-up in the first place. We photographed Shyla at over eight-months pregnant and sporting a massive belly bump. We’re happy to report that Shyla has delivered her bundle of joy safe and sound and is back for more sport-sex again like the voluptuous MILF she is. Shyla was also happy to share some knocker-nectar with her boff-buddy Carlos.
Milk. It's what's for breastfest.
And rounding and mounding out the weekend is the amazing colossal woman Roxi Red, the big hit of SCORELAND. Roxi Red is already in the user-created Top 20 models page along with such superstars as Renee Ross, Christy Marks and Kelly Christiansen. There was even a comment from SCORE reader’s wife Barbie Kelly’s husband: “This is Mr. Kelley, husband of SCOREmodel Barbie Kelley. We were in Miami doing Barbie’s photo shoot and just caught a glimpse of this beautiful lady as the elevator closed. Holy cow, this is one sexy lady…never have I hated so bad to see an elevator door close.” One of the bustiest naturals, Roxi’s boobs might even generate their own gravitational fields. Our photographer of “Size Matters” felt his camera being pulled from his hands when Miss Red popped and dropped her top.
Roxi Red reveals.
Speaking of big, bigger, and bigness, bra-wrecker Maserati is back, front and center again, and her first stop is SCOREVideos.com in the new video “Breastfest In Bed.” Maserati is a walking busty wet dream when she appears in the bedroom to awaken a male pipe-fitter. In her hands, a tray loaded with bananas, whipped cream, strawberries. It’s a breakfast and a breastfest of champions. If Maserati looks bustier than ever, it’s because she is and we have an upcoming Blog video that proves it so stay tuned. Maserati doesn’t wake him up with a song (She has a nice singing voice. Check out SCOREtv Holiday Edition 2011.) but she does give him a nice hummer. Welcome back, Maserati.
Tits-a-poppin' Maserati.
And over at XLGirls.com, Delilah Black spins “That Young Black Magic” on an eager dude. Her birthday is October 31, Halloween, and she’s a Scorpio, the sexiest sign of the Zodiac. Like the Delilah of old, this Delilah drains the strength out of men but with her tits, lips and hips, not with haircuts. “I figure the Gods blessed me with this body so to hide it would be blasphemous,” admits the big-boob goddess as another horny disciple worships at the altar of her cleavage and curves. Got that right!
I was never fortunate enough to actually live next door to a girl-next-door who could have been a V-Girl-next-door. Now that I think about it, I was never fortunate enough to live next door to an exotic dancer or a porn star, either. I was a deprived youth, one of the 47-percenters who thought he was entitled to live next door to a girl-next-door. Someone has to live next door to these mythical beings called girls-next-door, but it was never me. But let’s not talk about me. Let’s talk about them.
Because it’s all about them.
The girl-next-door, or GND as I call them. What are her qualities? It depends on what your definition is, and that’s different for every guy.
She’s good-natured. Wholesome-looking. Pretty. Has a down-to-earth personality. Goes easy on the make-up. Friendly. Smiles a lot. Straightfoward and honest. Great physical sex appeal. Doesn’t look blinged out and bleary eyed from clubbing all night. Doesn’t use dirty words when she speaks except (maybe) when she’s fucking. Dresses casually, often in tank tops and shorts. Not impressed by status or money. Doesn’t have two-dozen tattoos on her back and limbs. She might have a tongue or navel piercing or both since this ain’t 1965 anymore. And–do I need to mention this?–she has big, usually natural, tits.
Which leads me to the girls in our latest DVD V-Girls Next Door. My fellow peeps who worked on this DVD picked the right covergirl in the right photo. Michelle Bond is the prototype for New Millenium British girls-next-door.
Including Michelle, there are a dozen V-Girls in this two-disc set that runs over three hours.
And no hinky guys in sight.
Play the trailer in eBoobStore and see what I mean.
Melissa Manning is not the same girl she was when she first visited us.
Melissa’s changed.
I’m not blogging about her new hair color that’s changed from red to blonde (Melissa is a natural blonde anyway).
I’m blogging about an increase in her twin peaks.
Melissa looked bustier on this second trip.
Because she was bustier.
Voluptuous editor Maria G. proved it with a high-tech scientific instrument that laymen call a tape measure.
Melissa said she hadn’t noticed that her boobs had grown even bigger since the last time, but we caught it immediately. And you thought the stock market has made strong gains this year.
The people at SCORE have the kind of fanatic attention to detail that UFO investigators have except we focus on tits, not flying saucers (unless they are shaped like boobs). Here’s the proof.
Melissa can now march confidently into any bra store and buy a 36H-cup and march out in total comfort.
By the way, her areolae are really phenomenal.
And now I’d like you all to see the video “Sweater Stretcher” now playing at SCORELAND, SCOREHD and SCORE2Go.com.
Marilyn's sliding down the pole tomorrow at XLGirls.com.
I may not be a poet, but when it comes to big whoppas and a pretty face, I know it.
Marilyn Mayson has 50-inch, 38H knockers, lactates and has sexed it up two times at XLGirls.com, one of them an interracial threesome with Molly Howard.
She is very lively, horny and spunky (if that’s the appropriate word) in everything she does at XLGirls, from flying solo to sport-sex.
That smiling face and juicy rack has gone from webcam screens to being seen on the mag racks of thousands of stores across this great continent and across the oceans.
I am pleased and gratified to announce, as our Presidential candidates might say, that Marilyn is back tomorrow in an all-new XXX shagarooney to once again strut her fine stuff.
I haven’t written about SCORELAND2 in a while, mostly because there has been so much going on at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com that I haven’t gotten around to it. But that doesn’t mean SCORELAND2 has been forgotten. Not by a longshot. In fact, Elliot and I devote considerable time to SCORELAND2, partly because it’s a new project and partly because we take the site so personally. Elliot and I hand-pick the scenes one-by-one, and then when it’s time for a scene to go up, one of us writes the accompanying copy and adds a personal touch. That’s why I was pleased when the review website AdultReviews.com said, “Every update in the library had a pretty long write-up to go along with it. This is a well written piece about the model and the shoot, usually. It’s a glimpse behind the scenes and most of these short stories offered some interesting information about the model, the shoot, or both.”
Good. I’m glad they noticed. And I hope that’s part of the reason SCORELAND2 has exceeded our expectations.
Anyway, enough of that. I’m writing about SCORELAND2 because this has been (and will continue to be) a very interesting week at our newest website.
Monday: Short ‘n’ stacked natural Rachel Love got fucked by two guys in her scene from the DVD Mamazon.
If Amazon.com sold Lori Pleasure, I'd pay for expedited shipping
Tuesday: Gianna Rossi and Lorna Morgan tit-to-tit in Eleuthera, the Bahamas, a highly unusual matchup of a full-fledged porn star and a girl who has never so much as inserted a dildo in her pussy on-camera. I watched this scene again yesterday, and I was again amazed by the level of heat. I wrote, “At a few points, it looks as if Gianna was tempted to go down on Lorna’s pussy. She doesn’t, but you know what? I’m not sure Lorna would have stopped her. She was that into it.”
As I suspected, club managers get all the good pussy.
Wednesday: Lori Pleasure as a sex-bot who comes to life and gets ass-fucked. In her personal life, Lori loves to dress like a slut, and I still have fond memories of the time when she told me about how she would wear ultra-short skirts in public and the look on people’s faces when they realized that the jewelry dangling from below her hem had to be attached to her pussy. For some reason, that’s hot.
Cindy and Crystal checking out the sights on South Beach.
Thursday: 50plus Persia Monir as a stripper who fucks the club manager to get a job. Big-titted Persia is one of the hottest women on Earth.
Friday: A great week wraps up with bosom buddies Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns in their only tit-to-tit scene. This is one I’d been waiting for a long time, and you know what? Some of my favorite shots are the ones of Cindy and Crystal in and around South Beach wearing super-cleavage tops.
That’s a heckuva five days, and when you consider the bottom line ($9.99 a month for membership), it’s incredible. Okay, yeah, I’m a little biased. So is Elliot. But we’re tit-men, just like you, and we’re picking these scenes with our very own hands and…well, I know this is the political season, and you’ve heard this before. But trust us. You won’t be disappointed.
Gya Roberts with a pool cue. Gya wishes it was a cock, and I'm sure the pool cue wishes it were a cock, too.
I just finished watching Gya Roberts‘ video that went up today at SCORELAND. If memory serves, there was a pool table involved, but all I remember is, in order of appearance:
1. A low-cut, red sweater.
2. Cleavage.
3. Self-sucking.
4. Finger jamming of the pussy.
5. A lot of filthy fuck talk.
And, with this video, Gya Roberts officially moves to the top of my list of “Girls Who I Can’t Believe Have Never Done Hardcore.” Fortunately, Angela White used to be at the top of that list, and I say fortunately because she has now done hardcore, and I’m hoping Gya one day will, too.
Although, if she doesn’t, it really won’t matter much. I can’t imagine anything being hotter than Gya’s tits-in-your-face, pussy-in-your-face, ass-in-your-face, nipples-in-her-mouth, pool-cue-humping, frigging-her-pussy-til-the-cunt-cream-comes-out scene today.
Gya can really be a filthy, dirty slut, and I mean that with the utmost respect.
Gya talks about her pussy a lot. I’ve never seen a girl with so much to say about her own pussy.
And (by the way) she has slimmed down from the first time we shot her in 2011 and is now a true SCORE/Voluptuous crossover model.
Gya Roberts. What a slut goddess
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This week at SCORELAND:
Wednesday: Maria with bustier-than-ever Melissa Manning in The Greatest Blog Video Ever.
Girl-next-door Felicia Clover makes a double debut with scenes at both SCORELAND today and SCOREVideos tomorrow. Now that’s starting things off with a bang.
“I like missionary because the leverage is better for guys I think,” Felicia says about what makes her cum best. “You know, in missionary with my legs in the air and that way a guy can just pound me nice and hard. I love that. I always cum in that position.”
When the pretty redhead with a next-door-neighbor style and fertile look debuted in her first photo set and video, she drew the admiration of both tits and ass men and some even just commented about her down-to-earth personality.
Definitely we have girlfriend material in Felicia, a cam-model and Twitter tweeter and having her here at SCORE rocked our days.
In part two of her Blog chat, Felicia talks about her first close encounters with the biggest man-tools she’s ever had. Think of them as early birthday presents, Felicia.
Way back in March, I complained about Elliot and Maria not making me aware of the presence of Molly Howard. To which Elliot replied, “Uh…Dave, you got the email about Molly two months ago…” And Maria said, “Yeah, we told you about her. So, this FAIL! is all on you, Dave. I believe that Elliot and I win. The end.”
But, of course, I had the last word and said, “Clearly, Elliot and Maria are teaming up on me to cover their asses and because they feel guilty. That’s okay. I forgive them.”
Anyway, as Elliot pointed out, this is not about me and Maria and Elliot. This is about Molly, a blockbuster blonde with giant, natural tits and a big ass. Recently, Molly took on two of our biggest studs at XLGirls.com. They fucked her mouth, pussy and tits and soaked her rack with their loads. If this were TV, it would be must-see TV. Instead, it’s must-see XL Girls TV.
I know. I’m a little obsessed with Molly. But look at the picture of her I’ve provided for your viewing pleasure. I have good reason to be obsessed. And I’m not the only one.
Steveo said, “Molly Howard is THE sexiest woman on this site!! I cum over the thought of eating her chubby pussy and spraying my load across her sexy lips!! FUCK!!!”
Very elegantly put, Steveo.
Seth1968 added, “She sucks cock in the spitty, drooly lovely way and these scenes make my cock go to blaze in seconds. I am digging Molly’s foxiness and watching her get tagged by two dudes is hot shit! She is fucking sexy all the way!”
Wonderful! Poetry, indeed, Seth.
Of course, as usual, I am late to the game on this Molly video. It was posted on August 16. I discovered it yesterday. But that’s okay. Better late than never. Is it the greatest video in the history of XLGirls.com? If it isn’t, I want to see the one that’s better.
When I first saw pictures of Sashaa Juggs, I said out loud, “Holy, shit!” Now, I’ve been at The SCORE Group for over 11 years, and it takes a lot for me to say, “Holy, shit!” (although I did say “Whoa!” the other day when I saw the rack on a girl who will make her SCORELAND debut next Wednesday). But Sashaa Juggs…this girl has everything you want in a great XL Girl: pretty face, big, fat tits, big, round ass, curves that go on forever…Sashaa Juggs is a “Holy, shit!” girl. She’s packing. Her rack is huge, her body is big, she’s blonde and she could be the girl-next-door. You can see her right now at XLGirls.com.
Sucking, fucking and taking a cock in her ass.
Holy, shit!
I’m not going to say anything else about Sashaa. I’m just going to enjoy this picture then head back over to XLGirls.com to watch her video. At one point in the video, she rests her huge rack on the guy’s leg and then goes down on his dick. I can’t tell you how much I enjoy seeing that.
Nikki Smith is always happy, especially when she's showing off her boobs.
The girls who come to see us in our studio tend to be very happy with their tits. Nikki Smith, a newcomer from California, is very happy with her big, fat, natural tits.
“I’m very comfortable with the attention that my breasts bring,” said 23-year-old Nikki. “When I go out to a party, I always wear something low-cut and flaunt my assets, but, of course, there are times when I do try to be more modest.”
This is not one of those times.
This is a time for Nikki to flaunt her assets. Her H-cup assets. Her 45-34-41 body.
When I looked over the model info sheet Nikki filled out for us, a few things caught my eye.
One: “My favorite everyday date would be frozen yogurt, a great movie and an awesome fuck outside in the parking lot.” Now that’s my idea of a great date, but can we skip the yogurt and the movie?
Two: We asked, “At what age did you first start to develop?” She answered, “Summer between seventh and eighth grades.” It has definitely been my experience that the summer is when most boob growth spurts occur. I don’t know why this is. It just is. Wonderful things happen during the summer.
Three: “I grew up doing competitive cheerleading and dance.”
Which leads us to this little Blog video with Nikki. Check it out. I really enjoyed meeting her. Near the end, I zero in on her tits. I did it for you guys, but mostly, I did it for me. Then check out Nikki’s debut at XLGirls.com. She smiles a lot. She’s happy. She’ll make you happy, too.
