Tag Archive: naturals

Today at SCORELAND, Kira Liv is putting some serious strain on her bikini tops

June 10, 2023 by Dave

Perfect tits.

Newcomer Kira Liv and her enormous naturals return to SCORELAND today, and she’s bikini-busting. Saturday is always my favorite day of the week, and Kira Liv on Saturday makes it even better. The size of her tits, the way they dominate her chest, is pretty remarkable, but then you add to that their creaminess and you have all-time greatness. If we ever come out with a Perfect Pair 2 movie, Kira has to be in it.

 

 

Victoria Lobov DPs herself, and some big announcements

June 3, 2023 by Dave

Victoria enjoys having all holes filled.

Today at SCORELAND, hot wife Victoria Lobov shows how much she enjoys getting DP’d by doing it to herself. I’ve been a big fan of Victoria since the day I met her. That was February 7, 2019, in JMac’s house, of all places. He’d take her hardcore cherry the next day. I enjoyed my on- and off-camera conversations with Victoria (although not nearly as much as JMac enjoyed his interactions with her). Off-camera, while she was getting styled in the kitchen, she talked to me about whether real-life plumbers, pool boys, delivery men, etc., actually get laid all the time, like they do in porn. Victoria decided they didn’t. I don’t know whether, at the time, Victoria was planning on becoming a big-time porn star, but that’s exactly what happened.

Looking ahead, there’s a lot to report. Sofia Deluxe, the naturally super-stacked Latina, did her first all-the-way hardcore scenes, and Elliot has the first one on the calendar for June 23 at XLGirls.com. I’m a little surprised by this. I didn’t think Sofia would take the hardcore plunge. I thought for sure Kim Velez would beat her to it.

Also in the not-too-distant future: three-way tit-to-tit action featuring…hold onto your seats!…Molly Evans, Katie Rose and Kira Clark. I’ve seen the footage, and I gotta tell ya, these girls were really into each other, sucking each other’s tits and all that good stuff. There’s also a scene with just Kira and Molly and another scene with just Katie and Kira.

“Just”? Have I lost my mind?

Sofia Deluxe…the surprise XXX debut of the year so far.

 

 

Today at SCORELAND, Violetta takes it up the ass!

June 2, 2023 by Dave

Violetta wasn’t smiling when she was getting ass-fucked. She was moaning with pleasure.

Why am I so surprised that Violetta is doing anal today at SCORELAND? Is it because her body reminds me so much of Valory Irene’s. Valory never went all the way, although she did get her beautiful tits fucked on-camera. Is it because she looks so sweet and innocent? A lot of girls who look sweet and innocent have done hardcore. Katarina Dubrova comes to mind. But she never did anal, either.

But today, Violetta, whose tits are significantly bigger than when she debuted last summer, is bringing her “A” game, and “A” stands for anal. In my opinion, this is an event of major proportions. Judging by her moans of pleasure and the hardness of her nipples when the dude is in her ass, it was a very pleasurable event for Violetta.

By the way, kudos to the stud for 1.) Not shooting his load in two seconds; and 2.) Shooting his load on her tits, not her ass. I’m sure that took some self-control, but I’m glad he knows what we want.

 

Wanted! More gas pump girls like Holly Garner

May 18, 2023 by Elliot James

When I was visiting Oregon, I stopped at a service station to gas up. A girl came out of the station and filled my car. I found out that there’s a state law that drivers couldn’t pump gas. (I believe it’s been amended to allow half the pumps to be self-service.)

If you could either get your car gassed up by a gas pump girl who looks like Holly Garner or plug an electric cable into your car yourself, which would you choose?

I know which route I would be taking.

Here’s the main reason electric vehicles are a social and economic evil and an all-around bad influence: How are gas pump girls supposed to earn a living with electric cars cutting into their market share? Stupid politicians don’t understand.

Holly always pumps us up.

 

 

Kai Turner is sucking balls at XLGirls.com. How do you feel about that?

May 13, 2023 by Dave

Kai Turner knows that a good ball-sucker has to be a little bit tender, a little bit vigorous.

Newcomer Kai Turner is doing a lot of things these days at XLGirls.com, and one of those things is sucking balls. Of course, ball-sucking is nothing new in the world of porn. It’s done all the time. It’s been done for decades. Not every porn starlet does it, but most of them do. And here’s one of the places where I think porn sex is different from real-life sex. (Another is where the guy cums; in the pussy is commonplace in real life, not as common in porn. And when’s the last time a woman let you cum all over her face?)

I’m guessing most guys have had their balls sucked at least once, but: 1. Did she offer or did you have to ask for it? (I’m guessing the latter in most cases); 2. Was she good at it or did she have you a little concerned? Because let’s face it: The family jewels are fragile. If a girl isn’t tender around the nutsac, bad things can happen. (Although it’s true that bad things can happen when a girl sucks cock poorly, too; I once dated a head-sucker. Just the thought of it makes me anxious.)

And, of course, once she’s gone down to the balls, she’s only millimeters away from…you know. Tossing the salad. And most women really have to be asked to do that (and a lot of guys are afraid to ask).

I think a lot of women are hesitant to suck balls because 1. They see it as something porn sluts do; and 2. They’re afraid of causing damage; 3. The balls are just too close to the butthole.

Do I have this right?

 

Angie Bravo puts the bra in Bravo

April 28, 2023 by Elliot James

If a guy is going to be distracted from watching TV, there’s no better way than the way Angie Bravo distracts her guy today at SCORELAND. To Angie, I say “Bravo!”

 

Angie’s mouth is watering.

Katie Rose has it covered

April 27, 2023 by Elliot James

Katie goes hotter than ever in this set and video.

I can never predict how much time the girls we photograph will devote to modeling. Some will make a full-time career out of it. Others do it for a day, a month, a year and then they move on. Which brings me to Katie Rose. She’s got so much going on besides modeling that I can’t even try to make a prediction. Today we’re posting the photos that were published in Voluptuous magazine (Volume 29 Number 4). She’s the covergirl of the issue.

SCORELAND: Do you drive?

Katie Rose: No, but I really want to.

SCORELAND: Are car seat belts comfortable for you?

Katie Rose: I don’t like them. They go between my breasts or squeeze them.

SCORELAND: What do you wear when you go to bed?

Katie Rose: I sleep without clothes.

 

 

 

The girl you’re looking at was an A-cupper all through high school. And now…

April 22, 2023 by Dave

Juliana obviously wants cock.

Didn’t newcomer Juliana Rodriguez ever learn that it’s not nice to stick out your tongue at people? I guess not, although she gets an exemption in this case because it’s perfectly fine to stick your tongue out at people when your big tits are also out and you’re letting them know you want to suck cock.

Juliana made her debut at XLGirls.com on Thursday. She went solo. A day later, she was back and sucking cock, fucking and getting a creampie. Now that’s a rapid progression, but then again, Juliana is used to things happening quickly. She was an A-cupper all through high school and experienced a growth spurt when she was 19. Can you imagine? The people who know her must have thought she was stuffing her bra. Well, we have absolute proof she wasn’t.

“I used to get very shy and cover up my breasts, but now I’ve embraced it and I love the attention.”

Juliana was born in Indianapolis and now lives in L.A. If you ask me, she has a cute, super-sexy look about her. I’m trying to place who she reminds me of, but it’s eluding me. V-Girl from the early 2000s from Southern California. Damn! Any ideas?

 

 

 

Students like Kira Clark attest to the benefits of education

April 20, 2023 by Elliot James

“I fantasize about being under a desk and sucking the dick of a guy on a computer,” Kira Clark wrote in her model bio. As fantasies go, Kira’s is very doable, unlike, say, having sex in a helicopter.

That would be a hot opening to a video in SCORELAND, XLGirls, 18eighteen, NaughtyMag or the MILF sites. It works across the board. I’m going to suggest it to the studio.

Kira had the biggest breasts of her classmates, of course. “Kira used to be a bartender, so she knows tits mean tips,” SCORE Group editor Dave wrote. “She was always, like Katie Rose, the bustiest girl in school.”

In one of our SCORELAND polls, sexy schoolgirl was listed third behind teacher and nurse as favorite fantasy girls. I think hairstylist is overlooked. They often dress sexy and hover closely over their customers, boobs dangling in their faces. When Holly Wood first came to SCORE, she did a hot hairstylist scene with Tony Rubino.

 

Xena Zoraki’s huge naturals are a pair of tape-measure blasts

April 15, 2023 by Dave

How big do you think Xena’s tits are?

Xena Zoraki says she has G-cup tits. I say, “Xena, you need to get those babies re-measured.” I’d be happy to do it for her, although my eye test says her huge naturals are at least J-cups, maybe more. In Xena’s hardcore scene at XLGirls.com, posted just one day after her solo debut, her guy tries to measure them by stuffing his face in her cleavage. That’s one way to do it. The best way. Another way is to 1.) Measure your cock when it’s hard; 2.) Put it between her tits. That sounds very unscientific but fun.

Basically, Xena knocks my socks off.