I can say with 100% certainty that Tiggle has huge naturals.
Of today’s Tiggle Bitties posting at SCORELAND, Elliot wrote, “The tape on the eyeglasses. Those terrifying orange shoes. Where’s the shirt pocket protector or is that a geek guy thing? Tiggle Bitties has joined the Nerdist Party for this study session in a geek girl’s bedroom.”
The tape on the eyeglasses?
I’d been staring at the photo above for several minutes and didn’t even notice the tape (or the eyeglasses, for that matter).
Orange shoes? If somebody asked me if Tiggle even had feet, I’d merely be guessing if I said, “Yes.”
I can, however, tell you everything you’d like to know about her big, floppy pointers. And her gaping pussy and asshole.
The wonderfulness of Siri is back starting today at SCORELAND. Today’s pictorial is a warm-up for her hot and horny hardcore scene Thursday and Friday.
Siri calls herself a nerd. “I am a techy geek. I am a computer nerd. Oh, and I knit, too. I love Harry Potter, too,” Siri told Maria.
If so, Siri’s the hottest nerd I’ve ever seen, and that puts a new spin on the big-bang theory and the recent scientific discovery, the Biggs Bosom. I mean the “Higgs boson,” the newly discovered “God Particle” that may be the source of everything in the universe, including big tits.
More nerds like Siri are always welcome. But trust us, they are difficult to find.
What kind of girl reads Harry Potter books? This kind.
Yesterday, Maria let you in on the news that Siri is making her SCORELAND debut today, and on Sunday, Maria will supplement Siri’s first hardcore (yep, hardcore) scene with a short naked karate video. Of course, one of the benefits of being editor of SCORE is that I get to spend a decent amount of time with the models, and when a girl’s as built as Siri is, my visits to the studio tend to become a little more frequent.
Anyway, I conducted the interview that goes up today at SCORELAND, and I’ll let you know that the interview could’ve been a lot longer. A helluva lot longer. Uncut, it came it at almost 30 minutes (throw in commercials and we could’ve filled a 40-minute block on network TV), and the interview ended because, well, because the interview had to end at some point. I could’ve talked to her for two hours, but, to paraphrase a line from the movie Good Will Hunting, Siri had to see about a guy. Actually, she had to see about a guy’s wood.
So, because there should be some perks for visiting the SCORELAND Blog, I’m going to throw out a few choice tidbits from the interview that ended up on the cutting-room floor. Because here at SCORELAND, we believe that the more you get to know a girl, the more you’ll love her. Anyway:
1. Siri is an excellent speller and has actually won spelling bees. I tested her spelling skills, and she aced the words “masturbation” and “cunnilingus.” DING!
2. Siri is a huge Harry Potter fan. She’s read all of the books several times and recently spent three days at “The Wizarding World of Harry Potter” in Orlando. Yes, three days!
3. Siri likes gang bangs, but when I asked her what she would pick if she had to choose between a day at “The Wizarding World” or a gang bang, she said, “Can’t I have a gang bang in the van on the way up to the Wizarding World?” I think I told her she could have anything she wants.
I would tell you more about Siri (and will in the weeks and months ahead), but right now, I have to head over to the members area. I have to see about a girl.
