Sheridan Love: pictorial and video now at SCORELAND.
The only uses I see for Twitter are finding models or burglarizing someone’s place when they Tweet that they’re out for dinner and a movie or on vacation. Since I’m a proper, law-abiding citizen, my sole interest is in possibly spotting new girls with the right-sized boobs for SCORE. And that’s where the lovely and talented Sheridan Love comes in.
Our studio staff saw her on Twitter, where Sheridan Tweets her heart out and they connected. You first saw Sheridan here at the Blog. See her first–her very first–pictorial and video right now at SCORELAND. She’s never posed naked before.
Eden Mor born June 28.
And that’s something to Tweet about. She wears a 34G bra, has pierced nipples, a finger-lickin’ good pussy (you’ll see), a beautiful face and bod and a girl-next-door personality that reminds me of Brianna Costello and Vixen LaMoore. Sheridan makes her SCORE mag debut in the Holiday ’11 issue (on the newsstands October 4th). Just in time to enter the 2011 Newcomer of the Year contest.
Better boob finding through technology. Hey, why not? I used to check out MySpace, but that place is like a ghost town now. The social media geography is loaded with failed, multi-million dollar debris–Friendster, Hi5, Bebo, Tagged. Will someone please create a social network for big-boobed girls only and the men who love them?
And a big birthday shout-out to Eden Mor (Big-Boob Finishing School) and Indianna Jaymes. Have a happy.
Elaina Gregory. Army veteran. Homemaker. Super-duper new arrival from planet Hooter. Today, her first SCORELAND photo shoot. Sunday, a big-boobed naked video and interview. Along with Shione Cooper’s return appearance tomorrow, a great weekend is on deck.
Sez Elaina in her chat: “I was doing a car wash for a non-profit organization and I was in a bikini top and little shorts and holding up a sign, flagging down cars, and this guy wasn’t watching where he was going and he totaled his car.” Well, that doesn’t surprise me at all. I’d have expected a multi-car pile-up. Elaina’s got on the tiny bikini top and the little shorts thingie in her pictorial. No car wash but she’s got OIL! And lots of titty skin to rub it into.
2010’s been a great year for new Voluptuous discoveries. Elaina’s making it a greater year.
Valory Irene was spotted by a SCORE Guy just like you, a man who always scans his immediate area for good looking, busty babes. His boob radar went on red alert when he noticed the perfect body of Valory. He could have just checked out Valory like the average man would have, then rolled up his tongue and watched her continue on her way. But no. He changed the course of history, and our lives and your lives, when he introduced himself, asked Valory if she’s ever thought of modeling and talked about SCORE. She was interested. He contacted BeASCOREModel.com, and we made immediate plans to photograph 42-27-38 Valory and then signed her to a lucrative contract also.
Valory Irene: Wet Dream is her first DVD out, packed with videos of the 34FF-cup delight, a quiet hottie with an incredible body that does all the talking. There are lingerie and bikini shows, tight T-shirts, a combination interview, strip and measuring scene, tons of T&A play and loads of candid and behind-the-scenes videos. If you love underwater photography and floating boobs, something we love, too, you’re covered. You’ll be breastnotized by this rookie. She took to the camera like a kitten to cream. Visit the eBoobStore, read the full description and watch the trailer, then score your copy today.
The Valory Irene Special continues this weekend with a look at our latest contribution to the wonderful world of big boobs. Valory’s 21 and loves the ’80s, disco and reading. She considers herself a shy, bashful person but enjoys looking at herself in the mirror, checking out her photos and videos and reading the comments on SCORELAND. Valory wants to travel and see the world. We’re doing our best to make that dream come true.
Valory Irene in the Dominican Republic.
Fans of Kali West, myself included, will welcome her back this Saturday in a fresh pictorial and matching XXX video Hootery Hangover in Voluptuous Theater. Prettier than ever, Kali’s in post-partum shape,a bit more more curvy, plush and zaftig than the Kali of Mamazon. Her boobs look delightful flying in bounce formation as she rides.
Kali West gets a grip.
And double the pleasure with two pairs of beautiful hooters and four skilled palms, starting Sunday. Melissa Mandlikova and Kristy Klenot are very hands-on and handy girls. Girls you can pull for. Putting them together was a stroke…of genius. Kristy’s the bold one, the dirty talker, coaxing Melissa into a tits & tugs party, in both photos and video. It’s a long one, too. They like it like that. It’s Kristy at her most aggressive, hands-down. She really has her finger on the pulse of the breast-man.
Your weekend is complete. Just add the beer and pizza.
Valory Irene has perfect tits. Trust me. And if you don't trust me, trust John Fox. He never lies.
Listen, I’m under strict orders, and I’m not going to grab a photo of new discovery Valory Irene naked and post it on the Blog just so you can get your rocks off on some free tits and I can get myself torn a new asshole. Even posting this photo is probably pushing things a little. You see, this photo is NOT part of the 14-day Valory Irene countdown that’s going on now at SCORELAND, which means that at this point, it’s not an officially sanctioned Valory Irene photo.
Yeah, security is tight around here, but there’s a reason for that. SCORE chief John Fox, who has seen a few hundred-thousand pairs in his day, thinks Valory has the most-perfect tits ever. Actually, his quote was, “If God created the perfect tits, they would be Valory’s.”
I have to say, I’ve seen them, and to quote a famous TV show, “They’re real and they’re spectacular!” Facially, Valory doesn’t look like [INSERT MYSTERY MODEL’S NAME HERE], but in shape, her breasts are nearly dead ringers for [INSERT MYSTERY MODEL’S NAME HERE], and her ass is on a par with [INSERT MYSTERY MODEL’S NAME HERE], too.
Why all the mystery? I could show you. But then somebody would probably kill me.
Anyway, the countdown is going on now, then on September 21, you’ll get Valory’s first video, followed by 13 days of photos, more videos, an interview and more. All with naked tits.
Lucas goes in for a closer inspection of Ashlee's clit.
Ashlee Chambers is new to SCORE. Dave had a nice chat with her in a BLOG video. Ashlee is a hard-bodied fitness model and personal trainer from Dallas, Texas. She’s also super-freaky and says that some of her hobbies are spanking, wrestling, swinging, cum-eating, fucking machines, deep-throating and dressing up in costumes and heels, so you could say that she keeps herself pretty busy. Ashlee decided to become a total porn slut and takes that position (and other positions) seriously. She describes herself as a “cum-craving nympho cock-whore.”
The piledriver position is a piece of cake for Ashlee, a fitness competitor.
After seeing this video, I think Ashlee’s being way too modest. She also told us she enjoys the feeling of soreness from getting fucked very hard, the first time I ever heard that one. One of Ashlee’s attributes that’s most talked about is her extremely large clitoris. It extends way beyond her clit hood. Clits this big are very rare. (And I thought Penny Porsche had a big clit. Check out the closeups.) Her SCORE boff buddy Lucas Stone was also fascinated by it. She’s also got one of the dirtiest mouths ever heard in a SCORE video. There’s a lot to be said for a girl who knows she’s a slut and enjoys being one. High-energy Ashlee pours out a non-stop torrent of filthy words when Lucas gives her the wood. While he’s drilling into her like BP off the Gulf of Mexico, she calls herself his “black-cock slut.” Ashley’s video airs Saturday.
Welcome to The Big Show, Ashlee. Keep up the fine work.
Yes, we're all about big breasts, but this is a rarity.
