Angel Wicky: Damsel in distress needs a white knight to the rescue.
A rotten bastard has left beautiful Angel Wicky stranded in a bad part of town. To make matters worse, she’s dressed to kill. Wicky is in a sticky wicket!
Just then, a white knight drives up in his chariot. One who brakes for angels. Angels with cleavage and big boobs.
Responsible for raising many tent poles.
Offering to get Angel the hell out of this dumpy part of town, he invites her into his car and they take off. Angel asks him if he wants to share a coffee with her.
When Angel Wicky invites a guy to coffee, only a schmuck would decline. With no cafes open, they head to his place.
Angel notices that she’s caused an uprising in his trousers. This event always delights the giggly, always happy blonde.
She knows when Mr. Happy Pants is eager to get some air and helps him escape.
See Angel blow the man down in “Stranded Angel” at SCORELAND, starting today.
This is what a wiener is doing on the SCORELAND Blog.
With apologies to Twitter King Anthony Wiener, although I’m not sure if he reads our Blog.
Bon appé-tit!
Do you know who this is? Sure you do.
Here’s her photo. One of SCORE‘s sweet young things. She’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper at a chili cook-off. We lucked out the day a friend of hers suggested she contact us.
One of Lana Ivans’ XXX scorchers is in the new DVD Tits On Top 2, coming next week.
Lana makes guys crazy-nuts with that hot body and fuck-me face.
Stick a ball gag in her sexy mouth and show her the ropes.
This new XLGirls.com scene with Nikki Smith is unusual for us.
BDSM isn’t a kink we do much of in any of the sites, and it’s virtually non-existent in the print magazines.
Years back, we had a short-lived “Big Tit Bondage” section with Kerry Marie, Plenty UpTopp, Jezhabelle, Brittany O’Neil and others. Even Linsey Dawn McKenzie got in on the act. The department is still archived at SCORELAND. It was just bondage. No beatings, whippings, torture or hanging girls off insane suspension devices. It never got all that much of an enthusiastic response. I’d chalked THAT up to our crowd preferring to see tits, ass and good, old-fashioned fucking rather than chicks tied up, gagged and squirming around on a bed.
XLGirls never gets wrapped up in the bondage and discipline scene, but since Nikki mentioned to Maria that she likes bondage, the studio thought some B&D experimentation before the hump and pump would be interesting and different. So this is a first for XLGirls. Even when bondage expert Kelly Shibari was here, we never did any BDSM, just straight sex. Nikki’s released from her bounds when the fuckin’ begins.
We should interview Nikki one of these days and find out what the story is about getting all trussed up and how far she takes it. I was more impressed by her curvy bod in that string bikini and heels, although she did look fit to be tied.
Miss Smith’s sexy with a ball gag in her mouth, but gagging on a boner in her mouth is more fun, and Nikki would probably agree, if she could speak.
What do you think about tying up and gagging girls? Yea or Nay?
Thanksgiving may be over for another year, but for me, it’s something I celebrate every day because I give thanks every single day for huge-boobed ladies, especially the ones who toss off their bras and panties here.
It kind of goes boob-in-bra-cup with the holiday I singlehandedly created in another Blog, National Areolae Day. When I am elected president, this holiday will become a federal one.
If you celebrate Thanksgiving, the title of this new DVD at eBoobStore is a phrase you may have heard at the Thanksgiving table last week: Ready For Stuffing.
It’s right hours on four discs and stars 30 models! The complete list of girls is in the eBoobStore description.
The gal on the cover is the California goddess Michelle May, one of the many primo babes selected for this collection.
Assuming you watch one scene a day, it’ll take you a month to watch this DVD. I call that a deal a tit-man can’t refuse.
SCOREtv Holiday Edition at stores in North America and Europe. My concern is that a TV network suit will rent it or buy it, watch it and decide to hire Dave away as a late-night talk show host. I mean, the guy is all over these box covers. What’s next? His own show on NBC?
Along with the Boob Cruises and the On Location DVDs, the SCOREtv shows are great favorites of mine. I love the mix of tits, skits, chats and comedy.
SCOREtv is like MAD TV, Jimmy Kimmel, Conan, The Man Show and The Benny Hill Show all rolled into one but better because of the SCORE and V-mag Girls and their bare boobs.
Check out your neighborhood adult store for SCOREtv Holiday Edition or get it at eBoobstore.com.
SCOREtv The First Season contains eight episodes.
SCOREtv Season 1 is also on DVD. This edition contains eight of the original episodes featuring an all-star group of hotties.
SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored The Movieamps and ramps up the volume with an all-hardcore XXX edition starring Angelina Castro, Stephanie Stalls, Kali West, Nadia Night and Kelly Christiansen.
Why not get all three? Once you start, you can’t stop.
SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored was filmed in Hump-Vision and SeXXX-o-rama.
I haven’t blogged about XLGirls since Shyla Shy did a pregnant photo shoot at eight months.
So I think this is the right moment to check in and play catch up.
It’s been interesting over there, which is something of an understatement.
What, and who’s, been shaking? I can’t mention everything because XLGirls posts five days a week.
A rookie named Nixie Night just debuted. Nixie loves gaming, and she goes to gamers’ conventions as well as Renaissance Fairs, where maidens, wenches, jesters and knights meet to make merry and joust off. Oh, yeah, Nixie boasts 42DDDs. I like that name: Nixie.
Brandy Ryder returned. In the movie K-JUGS, Brandy did a wild four-way fling with Reyna Mae and two dudes at the radio station. Brandy can also bake you cookies, brownies and other pastries because baking is one of her many hobbies. She can bake your meat loaf, too.
A girl who looks like a college coed to me, Marilyn White is back modeling sexy lingerie. Marilyn fascinates me because she works as a sales associate in a combo adult store/strip club. I’m always intrigued by girls who work in adult businesses. She’s not sure about trying anything beyond solos, but you can’t predict the future. Maybe renting porn DVDs to horny customers will sway her.
And lastly, but never last, the amazing Anorei Collins just returned to do a very hot hardcore scene. The size of Anorei’s breasts is mindboggling. I can’t even guess how much a well-fitted bra costs her.
Check out this jaw-dropping moment. One of her boobs is three times as big as Tony’s head.
Lezzies in Paradise: Angela goes for it with Christy Marks.
Has sucking cock and fucking on-camera made Angela White hotter in every other aspect of her sex life?
Actually, I’m not so sure about that because Angela has always been extremely horny, and we saw her going after Christy Marks’ tits and pussy in the DVD’s Big Boob Paradise and Tit 2 Tit. And from the get-go back in 2003, Angela was never shy about spreading her young pussy and fucking her asshole with toys.
But, having seen Angela with Maggie Green in the DVD Leanne’s Stacked Summer, Part 2 of which goes live today at SCORELAND, I’m now getting the idea that Angela has become insatiable. If there’s a cock in the room, she wants it. If there’s tits and pussy, she wants some. I mean, in one of the early scenes of Leanne’s Stacked Summer, Angela looks like she’s going to start kneading and sucking Leanne’s tits on the spot. In her scene with Maggie, Angela sucks tits and eats Maggie’s juicy pussy, and Maggie returns the favor…because she’s fuckin’ horny, too.
Okay, I have a confession to make: I’m not a big fan of girl-girl scenes. I like seeing girls kissing and I like seeing them eating pussy–really eating pussy, like they’re enjoying it–but too often, the girls look like they’d rather have cock. Which isn’t a bad thing. But Angela…you know she loves cock, and, so, when she’s eating Maggie’s pussy, she seems to be saying to us, “Don’t worry, guys. I’ll get around to you later. But first, I have some pussy to eat.”
Which is perfectly fine because, as we all know, Angela never disappoints. She might tease us for eight years, but she never disappoints.
I almost forgot: This is Leanne’s video. I got the idea that she enjoyed this scene, too.
If Angela had been born male, there’s no doubt she would have been a SCORE Man. But she’s a girl with the mind of a SCORE Man. And, so, when she’s eating Maggie’s pussy, she’s doing it the same way we would.
Brandy & Reyna are the guests of battling K-JUGS DJs Samantha and Renee Ross
Brandy & Reyna bang two guys while K-JUGS DJ Samantha broadcasts the action.
Brandy Ryder and Reyna Mae are two stacked singers who call themselves The Red Hot Titty Peppers. Perfect guests for K-JUGS DJ Samantha 38G to interview on the air. “We actually met at a karaoke bar,” Brandy tells Samantha about how they created Red Hot Titty Peppers. “We both had the biggest boobs and the best voices in the place, so I walked over and introduced myself to Reyna.” Samantha announces the K-JUGS listener call-in contest that will hook-up two lucky guys with Brandy and Reyna right there in the studio as Samantha broadcasts the blow-by-blows. The girls live up to their name, Hot Spunk. Because they inspire a lot of it!
In this on-the-set video, Brandy and Reyna show you the eye-poppin’ breast-wear they wear at K-JUGS and show you more behind-the-scenes fun during the making of this new XL Girls DVD release. Samantha gives Reyna a boob-head too! Judging from all the backstage videos, everyone had a blast making this movie. Check out K-Jugs!
