Elaina Gregory. Army veteran. Homemaker. Super-duper new arrival from planet Hooter. Today, her first SCORELAND photo shoot. Sunday, a big-boobed naked video and interview. Along with Shione Cooper’s return appearance tomorrow, a great weekend is on deck.
Sez Elaina in her chat: “I was doing a car wash for a non-profit organization and I was in a bikini top and little shorts and holding up a sign, flagging down cars, and this guy wasn’t watching where he was going and he totaled his car.” Well, that doesn’t surprise me at all. I’d have expected a multi-car pile-up. Elaina’s got on the tiny bikini top and the little shorts thingie in her pictorial. No car wash but she’s got OIL! And lots of titty skin to rub it into.
2010’s been a great year for new Voluptuous discoveries. Elaina’s making it a greater year.
The place Carrie works thought she was sick. Actually, she was at our studio, fucking on camera for the first time.
Tits out, Carrie prepares to give her first on-camera blow job. This is the kind of thing most 55-year-olds don't do.
The other day, I walked into the studio and saw a model sitting in the stylist’s chair. I hate to be a pig about this, but the first thing I noticed were her tits. I noticed them because 1.) The model was sitting there with no top on and 2.) Her tits were pointing straight out, like perfect cones, like missiles. My eyes were drawn to her long, erect nipples. I was hypnotized by her rack, and I finally broke out of my trance when the stylist, Tiffany, said, “Carrie, I’d like to introduce you to Dave. He’s the editor of the website you’re going to be on.”
The website is 50PlusMILFs.com, and…I know, I know, some of you don’t want to hear about 50-year-olds. But a lot of you do. Especially when a big pair of fake tits is attached to that 50-year-old.
Fifty-five, actually. That’s Carrie Romano’s age. She’s a financial specialist from Miami, Florida. She’s married. She’s a swinger. She’s a nudist. But until now, she’d never modeled naked on camera. She fucked on camera, too. These MILFs…they like to do that sort of thing.
By the way, just a second ago, I said that Carrie’s tits are fake, and I mean that in a good way. I like saying “big, fake tits” when I’m referring to a MILF. For some reason, when it comes to mature women, I have a definite preference of fake tits over natural ones. I like the idea that an older woman will go out and buy herself a new rack. It shows that she cares about how she looks and that she really wants to fuck.
Anyway, this week at 50PlusMILFs.com, we have Carrie’s first boy-girl photos, first boy-girl video and an interview. In the interview, Carrie proves that she can talk and have her pussy eaten at the same time.
I love standing next to a great, NEW pair o'jugs. It's almost magical, hence the shit-eating grin on my face.
My favorite part of my job? When I tell a pretty lady to take her clothes off…AND SHE DOES!
We dicuss a lot of deep things when we sit down with new models. Here, I am asking Elaina to talk to me about her tits. Hey! That's VERY Important.
Okay, so yesterday we introduced you to Elaina Gregory, a five-foot-tall stunner with a pretty smile and pretty impressive breasts. Well, those breasts are so impressive that they cause CAR ACCIDENTS! That’s right…people crash because they can’t focus on the road when staring at Elaina’s pretty titties. That’s the story Elaina told us when we caught up with her on day two of her first trip to SCORELAND. Not only is this cutie stacked and built for pleasure but she is also a real sweetie. She chatted with me about modeling and about her tits (which we all know are my favorite things to talk about with the hotties I bump into in our studios!), and I will admit that the whole time she was talking to me, I was staring at her hoo-has. I know…she has EYES, but who could NOT LOOK at her glorious orbs of fun?
(You’d have to be blind not to stare.)
Elaina loved every second of hanging out at SCORELAND. She said she loved getting dolled up and that everyone was nice to her. (Well, ’round these parts, everyone is nice to ANYONE with tits as NICE as hers! We are, after all, TIT LOVERS!) You can catch more of Elaina (including the part where she takes her bra OFF!) at SCOREVideos.com and XLGirls.com, but for now, enjoy this candid moment with a woman who is sure to make waves with big-tit lovers everywhere. If I haven’t told you guys that my job is awesome, allow me to rub it in your faces now. lol Long live SCORELAND!
Oh, did we fail to mention that we have some new tits for you? 🙂
Gentlemen, feel free to send a warm and stiff cock salute to Elaina Gregory, a five-foot-tall brunette cutie from Arizona whose breasts will WOW! you.
(She is five-feet-tall and her tits ARE HUGE!)
Elaina told us that photography is her favorite hobby and she likes to wear crotchless panties…which is always a WIN! in our book.
We caught up with Elaina in the SCORELAND dressing room and found out some interesting things about this 27-year-old newcomer.
For starters, she really enjoyed posing for our photographers. And this hottie was, once upon a time, a soldier in the army. (We’d like to do some hand-to-hand combat with her…knowhaddamean?)
Look out for some more getting-to-know-you videos from this newcomer. Elaina’s first video goes lives on SCOREVideos.com today! On Tuesday and Wednesday, her first photo shoot and second video goes live on XLGirls.com. If you’re in the SCORELAND Loyalty program, you probably have a pass to those sites.
Beautiful Kelly Christiansen’s first pictorial from Holiday ’10 SCORE was published on SCORELAND yesterday along with a lengthy interview that Dave and I did with her right after the shoot. Considering Kelly was doing this for the first time, I was really impressed by how relaxed and comfortable she was. Her story is similar to Jayden Prescott’s. Her husband is a SCORE reader.
“”He’s a website member, too, and he also buys some videos. He loves Julia Miles,” Kelly said. “I always knew it. He was very open about it. And he likes girls like me. He prefers a little meat on the bones. It’s flattering, like, ‘Oh, good, I don’t have anything to worry about.’ He said, ‘Hey, look, they have this BeASCOREModel.com website,’ so we watched the little introductory video and he said, ‘You should do this.'”
We owe SCORE reader/husbands a collective thanks on many levels. They go above and beyond. Next week, SCORELAND will be running Kelly’s first video. Ya don’t want to miss this one. Read more of Kelly’s interview here.
Until Valory's arrival today, Merilyn Sakova was the Ukraine's No. 1 export to SCORELAND.
As cock teases go, this might be the biggest ever. But, hey, when a girl is as special as Valory Irene–or, maybe I should say, when a girl has a perfect, natural FF-cup rack like Valory does–sometimes the wait makes everything better when the big days arrives. Well, the big day has arrived. The big moment, actually. It arrives seven minutes, five seconds into Valory’s debut video today at SCORELAND, when she reveals her tits for the first time.
Valory is from the Ukraine, the same country that gave us Merilyn Sakova. Other than the fact that they’re both naturally stacked (and they’re both very slim), they aren’t much alike. At least I don’t think so. Valory’s tits are nothing like Merilyn’s tits. Valory’s ass is nothing like Merilyn’s ass. They don’t resemble each other facially, either. And, hey, why should they? Not all Americans look alike, so why should all Ukrainians look alike?
Actually, if all Ukrainians looked like Valory and Merilyn, we’d set up permanent shop in Kiev.
Anyway, Valory is 21. She’s never modeled before. She says she’s a little shy, and I believe it. She’s 5’4″, 126 pounds and measures 42-27-38. She doesn’t have a boyfriend, but she wants one. She works as the manager of an Internet company. You will see her absolutely nowhere else but at SCORELAND.
And, starting today, after a 14-day tease, you’re going to see a whole lot more of her. Enjoy.
Valory Irene has perfect tits. Trust me. And if you don't trust me, trust John Fox. He never lies.
Listen, I’m under strict orders, and I’m not going to grab a photo of new discovery Valory Irene naked and post it on the Blog just so you can get your rocks off on some free tits and I can get myself torn a new asshole. Even posting this photo is probably pushing things a little. You see, this photo is NOT part of the 14-day Valory Irene countdown that’s going on now at SCORELAND, which means that at this point, it’s not an officially sanctioned Valory Irene photo.
Yeah, security is tight around here, but there’s a reason for that. SCORE chief John Fox, who has seen a few hundred-thousand pairs in his day, thinks Valory has the most-perfect tits ever. Actually, his quote was, “If God created the perfect tits, they would be Valory’s.”
I have to say, I’ve seen them, and to quote a famous TV show, “They’re real and they’re spectacular!” Facially, Valory doesn’t look like [INSERT MYSTERY MODEL’S NAME HERE], but in shape, her breasts are nearly dead ringers for [INSERT MYSTERY MODEL’S NAME HERE], and her ass is on a par with [INSERT MYSTERY MODEL’S NAME HERE], too.
Why all the mystery? I could show you. But then somebody would probably kill me.
Anyway, the countdown is going on now, then on September 21, you’ll get Valory’s first video, followed by 13 days of photos, more videos, an interview and more. All with naked tits.
Around here, you never know when you’re going to see a nice pair of tits. The other day, I wandered into the studio to check out the MILF we were shooting for 40SomethingMag.com and 40Something magazine (I’m the editor of both). Her name was Brooke Tyler, she was sitting in the makeup chair wearing an oversized robe and I could see that she was very pretty, even though the makeup process hadn’t yet started. Very nice, too. Pleasant. Turns out that she’s 43 years old, divorced and from Dayton, Ohio.
So, I went back to my desk. About two hours later, I wandered back into the studio, looked to my right where photographer Jose was shooting a model and what did I see? TITS! BIG TITS! And those tits belonged to Brooke. How could I have missed that earlier? Had my boob radar gone faulty?
Of course, I immediately grabbed the blog camera and honed in on Brooke…her tits, of course. DD-cups. Big and firm, sitting high on her chest. I gotta tell you, I liked her with the robe on, but I loved her naked. I also like how her stomach transitions so smoothly into her shaved pussy.
Anyway, at this point, we’re not planning on shooting Brooke for SCORELAND. Should we? You can, however, see her right now, fucking and sucking, at 40SomethingMag.com. The photos are posted now. The video posts on Wednesday.
By the way, I have to tell you this story. On our Model Info sheets, we ask, “What and/or where was your kinkiest sexual encounter?” Brooke’s answer: “I went to see some male strippers at a local club, and one of the dancers took me to the private couch room, which wasn’t so private. I ended up fucking him in front of the whole club until management came up and made us stop. We didn’t get to finish until the next day.”
I have a pretty stellar gig. I come in, I look at boobs. I talk to girls with big boobs. I ask them to show me their big boobs. (They always say YES!) I ask them to do all sorts of fun boob tricks for me. (They always do.) And then, sometimes, I am talking to their boobs, er, to them, and then Dave comes into the studio and interrupts and says, “Hey! Put your boobs on Maria’s head!” And you know what? THEY DO. It’s pretty fuckin’ magical on a lot of levels.
So here is the situation: Cassidi Jai is a 24-year-old mocha mamma with ginormous HHH-tits. She is in college (YES! She’s a smart cookie with incredible sweater puppies!), and she is a freak. When I say she is a freak, I mean it in the MOST depraved way possible. I mean, she has done things that made ME blush. She loves trucks (Dodge Rams.), oil wrestling and has had threesomes, foursomes, lezzie-love and likes anal. Oh, and she lost her virginity only two years ago at the ripe age of 22. (Apparently she’s done a lot of making up for lost time in the last two years! lol)
Cassidi and I were enjoy a nice chat in the studio when Dave came in and shot this video which culminated in Cassidi putting her tit on my head (It was heavy!) and then wrapping her tits around my noggin, too. It was glorious! Check out the video below! (And coincidentally, don’t look for my boobs to make an appearance in this video. Sure, you will catch glimpses of them here and there, but Dave, ever the gentlemen, chose to video the greater of two evils, or rather, the greater and larger of two pairs of boobs. Smart man that he is! lol)
Cassidi will be making her V-Mag and SCORELAND debut very soon. For now, enjoy this newbie!
See newcomer Kitana Flores oil down and saddle up.
You were recently introduced to Kitana Flores, and now you can see her get it on at SCORELAND today. This new discovery wastes no time. The name of the SCORE video is “The Hot Chick,” and Kitana is the kind of hot chick you see at bikini beach or oiling up her sexy bod at a Las Vegas hotel pool. I was very impressed with Kitana’s man-pleasing talents after screening this vid. Kitana’s into horny sex chatting in both the opener when she’s alone and when the stunt cock shows up. I wondered if she had any phone sex experience before she entered these hallowed halls of hooters because the eargasmic words just rolled off her tongue. She’s a lotta woman. Welcome to the big show, Kitana Flores.
Crystal and Cindy made Florida even hotter.
Where have all the good girl-girls gone? The great Crystal Gunns and the great Cindy Cupps have known each other since 2000 and have been close ever since. Crystal even credits Cindy’s boobaliciousness as being the inspiration for her becoming a big-boobed, badda-boom babe herself, and Cindy was the first to tell SCORE about Crystal. But their paths rarely crossed in the SCORE Studio. It took years before they finally agreed to go the full Monty and do a girl-girl with licks and sticks. It’s great what persistence and years of asking, kneeling and Jedi mind tricks can accomplish. Shot high above the city in a skyscraper, the video of their one and only, all-out, girls-just-wanna-have-fun party will be showing on SCORELAND tomorrow.
