I have a pretty stellar gig. I come in, I look at boobs. I talk to girls with big boobs. I ask them to show me their big boobs. (They always say YES!) I ask them to do all sorts of fun boob tricks for me. (They always do.) And then, sometimes, I am talking to their boobs, er, to them, and then Dave comes into the studio and interrupts and says, “Hey! Put your boobs on Maria’s head!” And you know what? THEY DO. It’s pretty fuckin’ magical on a lot of levels.
So here is the situation: Cassidi Jai is a 24-year-old mocha mamma with ginormous HHH-tits. She is in college (YES! She’s a smart cookie with incredible sweater puppies!), and she is a freak. When I say she is a freak, I mean it in the MOST depraved way possible. I mean, she has done things that made ME blush. She loves trucks (Dodge Rams.), oil wrestling and has had threesomes, foursomes, lezzie-love and likes anal. Oh, and she lost her virginity only two years ago at the ripe age of 22. (Apparently she’s done a lot of making up for lost time in the last two years! lol)
Cassidi and I were enjoy a nice chat in the studio when Dave came in and shot this video which culminated in Cassidi putting her tit on my head (It was heavy!) and then wrapping her tits around my noggin, too. It was glorious! Check out the video below! (And coincidentally, don’t look for my boobs to make an appearance in this video. Sure, you will catch glimpses of them here and there, but Dave, ever the gentlemen, chose to video the greater of two evils, or rather, the greater and larger of two pairs of boobs. Smart man that he is! lol)
Cassidi will be making her V-Mag and SCORELAND debut very soon. For now, enjoy this newbie!
See newcomer Kitana Flores oil down and saddle up.
You were recently introduced to Kitana Flores, and now you can see her get it on at SCORELAND today. This new discovery wastes no time. The name of the SCORE video is “The Hot Chick,” and Kitana is the kind of hot chick you see at bikini beach or oiling up her sexy bod at a Las Vegas hotel pool. I was very impressed with Kitana’s man-pleasing talents after screening this vid. Kitana’s into horny sex chatting in both the opener when she’s alone and when the stunt cock shows up. I wondered if she had any phone sex experience before she entered these hallowed halls of hooters because the eargasmic words just rolled off her tongue. She’s a lotta woman. Welcome to the big show, Kitana Flores.
Crystal and Cindy made Florida even hotter.
Where have all the good girl-girls gone? The great Crystal Gunns and the great Cindy Cupps have known each other since 2000 and have been close ever since. Crystal even credits Cindy’s boobaliciousness as being the inspiration for her becoming a big-boobed, badda-boom babe herself, and Cindy was the first to tell SCORE about Crystal. But their paths rarely crossed in the SCORE Studio. It took years before they finally agreed to go the full Monty and do a girl-girl with licks and sticks. It’s great what persistence and years of asking, kneeling and Jedi mind tricks can accomplish. Shot high above the city in a skyscraper, the video of their one and only, all-out, girls-just-wanna-have-fun party will be showing on SCORELAND tomorrow.
Early in the video that you’re about to watch, I ask newcomer Ashlee Chambers to get on the bed with me, which was a good idea because it got her tits closer to the camera but a bad idea because I have enough trouble keeping the camera steady without a busty, very sexy, very active babe making the bed move. Ashlee (no relation to Marilyn Chambers) is a 5’2″ figure and fitness competitor from Dallas, Texas. She reminds me a little of Holly Halston with her tight little body and long, blonde hair. Like Holly, she fucked for us on camera. In fact, she even got pounded by a big, black cock. But that’s a story for another day and a future posting on SCORELAND when, you can rest assured, she models that big clit that she talks about so much in this video.
By the way, my one regret–and I’m going to get it right next time I have a big-titted, big-clitted babe on a bed with me–is that I didn’t ask Ashlee to reach deep into her pussy and finger up some pussy juice to show us. Next time, I promise. I mean, the girl could’ve actually shown us her pussy juices without showing us her pussy. Sorry. Sometimes I lose my mind when I’m holding a camera and the tits are so close.
One of the best things about working at SCORE is knowing that on any given day, I can walk into the studio and see a hot, big-titted chick, and chances are she’ll be naked. And if she’s not, when she finds out that I’m the SCORE editor, she’ll get very eager to show me her tits. Now, I know some guys have that power naturally, but I’m not one of them. I realize that I only have that power because I’m the editor of SCORE, but, hey, I’m not gonna be picky.
Anyway, I walked into the building yesterday morning and, before getting to my desk, made a quick left turn into the studio. And who was standing there but Kitana Flores, a beautiful, sexy newcomer who was born in Puerto Rico and now lives in Miami. I’m the first to admit that I have a thing for Puerto Rican women, but I think any guy would have a thing for Kitana, who has one of the most perfect bodies I’ve ever seen. I’m not going to tell you she’s super-stacked, because she isn’t. In fact, for SCORE, she’s a bit borderline (Can you believe a girl is borderline with D or DD-cups? Anywhere else in the world, she’s loaded.). But she has the total package. Pretty face. Firm, beautifully shaped ski-jump breasts, a curvy waist and an ass that you just want to bite into. Firm, fleshy, round. One of the first things that caught my attention were the tan lines on her ass. She doesn’t have G-string tan lines. She has full-coverage tan lines, something you don’t see too often these days. For some reason, that makes them sexy.
Oh, and did I mention? She fucked for our cameras.
Anyway, I borrowed Kitana for a few minutes. Not to fuck her, although I wouldn’t have minded, but to take you, the Blog reader, on a video exploration of her body. Enjoy. And if you want to see more, she’ll be coming soon to SCORELAND.
So I walked into the studio the other day and saw this chick with her panties down around her ankles.
I thought that might get your attention.
Then I heard her voice. A sweet, sexy, baby doll voice. And I thought, “Could that voice belong to a girl with giant tits?” Of course it can! I was in the SCORE Studio, after all.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Trinity Michaels, a DDD-cup natural newcomer from Tampa, Florida. She looks sweet and innocent, and who knows, maybe she is. But judging from what she wrote on her model info sheet, I don’t think so.
What are your sexual fantasies? “To be eaten out by a woman who is being dominated by a man to do it.”
Please tell us about the first time you had sex. “I was spending the night at my boyfriend’s house. We did missionary for three hours.” Three hours? Fuck! In three hours, I could’ve fucked her three times and driven her back from Miami to Tampa.
What and/or where was your kinkiest sexual encounter? “At my friend Sage’s house where we had an orgy complete with belts and whips.”
What do you want to try in life that you haven’t done? “Have a girl fuck me with a strap-on while I’m giving a guy a blow job.”
Trinity, that can be arranged.
By the way, I was a bit verbally challenged during this interview, which is why near the end, I asked Trinity to suck on her own nipples. I couldn’t think of anything else to ask her, proving once again that my brain works better when it isn’t working.–Dave
“Watching you get your titties fucked is a lot of fun,” says a smiling SCORELAND Model of the Decade Christy Marks to Janet Jade as they approach their handiwork. This weekend on Saturday, March 6, Christy and Janet provide hand and tit-relief in a March ’10 Voluptuous pictorial and in a matching 19 minute video. If there’s anything better than one huge-chested girl yanking your boner, it’s two of them. They don’t come any more luscious than these two dream-dolls, Christy and Janet.
Of course, on one level, I’m as jealous of this bastard as you are but the good part is that this video and the photos were shot in “this-is-your-wood” POV instead of his stinking face looking at the camera. From day one, the moment they walked through the gates of these hallowed halls of honkers, I’ve always thought of Christy and Janet as girlfriend material. I’ve never been a fan of Hollywood porn stars and I’m happy these two never considering going that route, perish the thought. They start off in hot, sexy girl-next-door clothes, then strip down to their skimpy panties, play with each others tits and nipples, and pour oil on their topless hooters before the jacking and boobie-bonking commences. The girls purr and murmur in jack-chat throughout in a very natural manner and that added a sonic eroticism that’s really soothing.
Janet Jade, Christy Marks and one very lucky guy.
Then on Sunday, March 7, new arrival Jayden Prescott does her first XXX video. I’ve worked for SCORE since 1993 but I still find her back-story really interesting. Most models start off with solos, then work up to old Doc Johnson. Then maybe one out of 50 might do a guy-girl scene later on. Husbands and boyfriends have made videos with SCORE and Voluptuous Girls in the past but it’s rare that a SCORE reader lets his wife make a video with a total stranger. It’s a pretty extraordinary event we have here.
You may know from two previous Blogs (one, two) that Jayden had never modeled before. Had never danced nude in a club. But they read every issue cover-to-cover and they buy the DVDs. They know a lot about SCORE‘s history. They’re fans. “I’ve got the greatest husband, letting me do SCORE while he’s home,” Jayden told us. “He didn’t even mind that I’m going to have sex. In fact, he encouraged me to do it. The thing that attracted me to my husband was how consistent he was. He’s a down-to-Earth guy. Never pushy. Never judgmental. He kinda lets me do my own thing. That’s the best part. He lets me be here, and he’s at home working. He’s been reading the magazines since 1993. Pretty much since the beginning. My husband was the second guy I’ve had sex with. The guy I’m with today will be the third guy I’ve ever fucked.” Holy Gadzookas, Boob Man. So here’s a guy who can now say that he has his own SCORE magazine model (the April ’10 edition) at home! Jayden’s deep-throat and anal talents are right up there. This is one lucky reader. Thanks, Jayden Prescott!
Jayden Prescott eye-bangs her partner before they get it on.
It was just a week ago that Maria gave you a sneak peak of a spectacular new natural who, in her words, we shot “on location somewhere overseas.” Well, now it can be known that the new discovery’s name is Karla James, she’s British (yes, another great British natural) and we shot her on location on the coast of Spain. We try to work quickly around here, and just a week after we shot her (her first naked photos ever), Karla is debuting today at SCORELAND(figure at around 5:00 p.m. EST). Here she is:
Karla James, new today at SCORELAND.
“It is really hard to find clothing which does not emphasize my breasts,” Karla said (why would she even want to try?). “If I wear loose clothing which does not show my figure, than I look overweight because of the size of my breasts. So mostly I wear tight clothing to show my figure.” Atta girl! As Elliot James (no relation to Karla) wrote in Karla’s introductory copy, “Spoken like a girl who understands the mind of the SCORE Man.”
Of course, Karla’s clothes come off inside SCORELAND. For the next four weeks, we’ll post one set a week of Karla on SCORELAND. That’s what’s known as a slow tease. Slow but rewarding.
You saw her here first, and now reader’s wife Jayden Prescott is causing quite a stir (and numerous hard-ons) with her first photo posting at SCORELAND. Member Danny called her “lovely and beautiful.” Jack said, “Jayden is just gorgeous with her long, blonde hair, lovely smile and incredible body.” Daybird say, “Holy fuck!” Funny, that’s what I was thinking. Already, members are demanding her first hardcore video, but be patient. It’s coming. Soon. I don’t know when, but soon. And when it happens, Jayden takes it up the ass…doo-dah, doo-dah!
Just to recap Jayden’s story, which I think is fascinating: Until this, she’d never posed nude. She’s never stripped in a club. She comes from a very religious family, and she said, “My husband was only the third person I’ve had sex with, meaning actual penetration. Oral sex, I’ve had my share in college and high school, but I was trying to be a good girl.” Jayden, who was born in Missouri and now lives in Arkansas, isn’t trying to be a good girl anymore.
By the way, in the video below, when Jayden is locking her feet behind her head, I mention that she reminds me of Kylee Nash. When you get to that point, hit pause, then call up this photo of Kylee and put the photo and video side-by-side on your browser. Hey, if enough people do it at once, we can have the first-ever SCORELAND Blog virtual bukkake!
By the way, guys and girls, if any of you know a lady who might like to become a star at SCORELAND, direct her to BeASCOREModel.com. We pay finders’ fees.
Last Wednesday, I went to lunch with Dave and Fernando, our records supervisor. We went to the usual place since Dave won’t eat anywhere else. I don’t mind because Wednesday seems to be MILF day there. Now, if you know South Florida, especially Miami, the women tend to dress hot, whether the weather is actually hot or not. Tight tops and blouses. Tight jeans, shorts or skirts. Lots of bling. “Look at my feet” high heels. the place gets a mix of nearby office workers, college students and mothers with kids off from school.
Elevator shoes would help.
I’ll skip the part about what we ordered and get to the point. We’re eating when I look to my left and see a tall girl about 26-28 years old with long, blonde hair at the register. She’s about five-nine in traditional black pumps, a very tight grey skirt cut above the knees and a dazzling tight white top under a short, very tight, grey matching jacket. Basically, a business suit, but on her, it looks phenomenal. She has a great rack–very busty. I can tell she’s busty and proud because her top is squishing her big boobs in, an effect that creates a rounded “breast shelf.” This makes her chest SUPER prominent. I estimate she’s an E-cupper or higher. I keep checking her out, trying not to look like Anthony Perkins in Psycho 4…or was it 3? My lunch mates take the time away from their beautifully prepared meals to check her out, too. Someone reminds me that the busty girls we see in real life are much smaller-chested when they are compared to SCORE and V-Mag models. Of course, he’s right. And the right clothes and undies can create a bustier look. Most of them are, in reality, more like Bella, the Naughty Neighbors girl Dave did a blog video with and who I still think is too small-chested for SCORE.
When the electronic “hey, your order is ready, where the hell are you?” gizmo lights up, she walks to the pick-up counter and is given a take-out bag, then leaves. So that’s that! She’s not going to eat here and possibly sit by your SCORE staffers. Goodbye, blonde bombshell. Should I run after her and hand her one of the SCORE photographers’ business cards I have in my wallet? I don’t. But wait. A few minutes later, the blonde returns with her lunch bag, and now she’s with a guy. He’s an ordinary looking dude wearing a baseball cap and street clothes, no suit. They’re chummy and obviously know each other. Maybe he works for the same company she does. What’s very noticeable is the height disparity. He’s about four or five inches shorter than she is, so his eyeline is a straight line to the top of her cleavage. They sit across the room and eat their chummy lunch. Lucky dude. Occasionally she shoots a glance at our table. Perhaps she recognizes Dave and me from our popular appearances on SCORELAND and is thinking about asking for our autographs but is shy.
Being short can be a blessing.
After lunch, we head to the car. They leave right after we do. Driving out of the parking lot, we notice them standing by a car talking. They’re not rushing to drive off. Her body language shows she’s very interested in the guy. It seems like more than a lunch meeting. The height difference is more apparent in the outdoors. As we drive pass them, she looks at us. I don’t know what to make of that. But I felt like pulling a Peter Falk/Columbo routine and going over to her and saying, “Oh, Miss, just one more thing… Have you ever thought of modeling?” I don’t. I might have, but the guy’s presence kills the idea before it hatches. Who wants a stranger bothering you and a date? Let alone a guy who wants to see your lady friend naked in pictures and videos.
What did I learn from all of this last week? Something I’ve known for a long time. Short guys can get big-boobed girls. A short guy who loves big boobs should never let height differences stop him from trying. Tall girls with big tits like short guys because the guy will always be looking at her chest. When I lived in Vegas, I’d always see tall, huge-boobed stripper-types with short guys. (Of course, some of these are cash deals.) And let’s look at that great actor, Mickey Rooney, five-foot-three and married eight times, all of his wives tall, beautiful and often busty.
And to the busty blonde customer from last week, if you’re reading this, please check out this link to our model info page. It can’t hurt. Thanks!
Okay, it doesn’t quite have the ring of, “The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!” but for a big-boobed babe, being told she’s a SCORE Girl is just about the same thing as winning the big one (unless you’re Jade from Australia, who seems to have the goods but is playing hard-to-get with us). Last week, I told you about Bella, a 100% amateur from Michigan who was in our studio shooting for Naughty Neighbors magazine. We took one look at her tits and thought, “She might be a SCORE Girl,” but we couldn’t decide. So, I shot some video of her and left it up to you guys. Well, the bloggers have spoken. We asked, “Is Bella a SCORE Girl?” and 82% of your replied in the affirmative. That’s good enough for us. Of course, the voting might have been skewed because none of you are going to pass up the opportunity to see a hot chick naked, and Bella is definitely a hot chick, but she’s a big-titted hot chick, and we’re looking forward to seeing her on SCORELAND. Of course, when Bella said, “Sure, I’ll fuck for the camera,” that pretty much sealed the deal.
There’s a lot of voting going on these days in these parts. First, there’s “The Best of the Decade,” which is now down to 39 girls. There were many surprise eliminations early on, but a lot of big names (and very big racks) remain: Karina Hart, Renee Ross, Christy Marks, Sharday, Merilyn Sakova, Nadine Jansen, Angela White, Nicole Peters, Natalie Fiore, and on and on. Uh-oh. Did I just put a bullseye on those girls?
It’s also awards time, and voting has kicked off at SCORELAND (and in SCORE and Voluptuous magazines) for the annual awards. Over at V-Mag, Ashley Sage Ellison and Renee Ross are leading the voting for Newcomer of the Year; Christy Marks, Karina Hart, Janet Jade and Natalie Fiore are very tight in the running for Model of the Year; and Maria Moore and Samantha have a good chance of keeping Sapphire from winning Plumper of the Year for the fourth straight year.
The SCORE voting is fascinating and reflects a split between online voters and magazine voters. For Newcomer, the magazine guys like Ashley Sage Ellison and Faith, while the online guys like Eva Notty, then Ashley and Faith. For Model of the Year, the magazine guys like Karina Hart and Christy with Minka slightly behind, while the online guys are rolling up a runaway for Karina Hart (Crystal Gunns is the only girl who’s close). And for the Hall of Fame, the magazine guys have Cindy Cupps and Sharday running tit-to-tit with Casey James about a bra length behind, while the online guys have Autumn-Jade in the lead over Sharday and Casey with Cindy not even in the picture.
Of course, we’re still very early in the voting. And if you haven’t voted yet, vote now!
