Eva Karera is a porn star. She has big tits. That, for me, is a winning combination.
She’s from Belgium, the home of chocolate, great beer and, as Eva reminded me, French fries. Yes, French fries. They should’ve been called Belgian fries.
On an upcoming episode of SCOREtv, Eva gives us a French lesson. She teaches us how to say sex phrases in French. French is the language of love, but do the French have a word for “cunt” and “cum” and a phrase for “jack your cock”? Tune in soon and find out.
But today, check out Eva at SCORELAND. Solo scene and an interview today, hardcore the first week in November.
Also on the calendar:
Oct. 24: Claudia Marie gets ass-fucked.
Nov. 6: Shelby Gibson’s first on-camera tit-fuck and blow job.
Oct. 29 at XLGirls.com: Canadian babe Roxee Robinson debuts.
“Thank you,” writes Jean Marc. “I was waiting so long to see the glorious Shelby again! Let’s hope this is the first of a new series.”
And Shelby replied, “Thank you for all the nice comments. It’s such a turn on showing off on camera and having you lust for me! OMG, I can’t believe I’ve been nominated for 2015 Newcomer of the Year! What if this SCORE Wife could win? Just wait for my next set. I got carried away with JMac and couldn’t help myself!!”
Thank you, Shelby.
That scene is scheduled for the first week of November.
Following Shelby was Claudia KeAloha (August ’15 SCORE), who is a hot performer and does one hell of a Bad Teacher scene, giving new meaning to the term “after-school special.” Her favorite teaching tools are hands-free blow jobs, a vocabulary straight out of the phone-sex pages and giving out Fs.
It’s not Claudia’s first time in a classroom. In the DVD Big Tit P.O.V., one of her first videos, Claudia instructed another wayward student and taught him a thing or two. Or three. I never had teachers like this, just mean, cranky battle-axes.
Today, a 21st century Fox, Dolly Fox (January ’15 SCORE). Another SCORE reader’s wife!
Says Dolly, who lives in Belgium, “My husband was a fan of SCORE from the beginning and now his dream has come true…his own SCORE Girl! We have a lot of SCORE magazines and we browse the site from time to time.”
Dolly’s third appearance. She has a shapely rear too and great legs.
Claudia is truly a hands-on instructor.
Shelby is one of the few busty babes with an impressive bush.
New solo photos and a video of Cathy Heaven are now up at SCORELAND. Interesting photo set. Cathy’s pussy is out in the first photo and spread in the third. In the video, you have to wait a little longer to see her pussy, but it’s out pretty quickly.
Ms. Heaven’s first SCORELAND hardcore is already up. Her DP is coming soon. But how soon?
Hey, Elliot! How soon?
And now I’m going to let you in on a little discussion we had in the office recently:
Me: “Elliot, what would you say if I said that Maserati is the greatest natural ever?”
Elliot: “Not better than Linsey.”
Art Director Steve: “Definitely not better than Linsey.”
Okay, but stay with me on this: Maserati’s tits are about the same size as Linsey’s. I think they’re fuller. They’re definitely heavier. They’re just as firm. Linsey probably had a smaller waist but not by much. Maserati has a better ass by far. Facially, it’s a matter of opinion. They’re both very pretty. I’m going to get murdered for this, but I think Maserati is prettier.
We could leave it at this: Both girls are great. Or we could hash it out.
Miss P-Chan from Japan had a plan to be part of the Voluptuous clan. Now, one of the world’s bustiest Asians makes her international magazine debut in the November ’15 Voluptuous. Until now, P-Chan had only appeared in Japanese men’s mags.
“I learned about SCORE from a friend,” P-Chan said. She’ll be back in the February ’16 SCORE magazine.
Tomorrow at SCORELAND: Girl-next-door and all-around hottie Kate Marie (Holiday ’15 SCORE). The pretty brunette has natural 36H-cups, and she’s letting you see them again and a whole lot more. It’s not Kate’s intent to drive you nuts, but the girl can’t help it.
I am showing you this photo from yesterday’s SCORELAND posting of Katie Thornton to make a point.
Take your eyes off Katie’s tits for a second and check out the dress she’s wearing. See how modest and conservative it is? It’s a flower-print dress. If the average woman went walking down the street wearing this dress, nobody would say a word.
But put the same dress on a girl like Katie and guys’ tongues are hanging out of their mouths and women are shaking their heads and saying, “Slut. Look at that dress she’s wearing.”
But it’s not the dress! It’s the tits! In this case, the tits make the dress. This dress isn’t low-cut, but Katie’s tits make every dress appear to be low-cut.
And that’s her fault? Is “fault” even the appropriate word here? What’s she supposed to do, wear a sack?
Here’s what happens: A busty girl goes shopping. She sees a nice dress like this one. She figures, “Oh, that’s nice. It’s not slutty or too out-there.” The problem is, her tits are out to there and beyond, so there’s just no winning.
Except for us, of course. We win.
Today at SCORELAND, Bridgette B. fucks JMac. Sunday, Liza Biggs in a bikini. Have a great weekend.
