Tag Archive: newcomers

Making a splash

June 1, 2011 by Elliot James
Melting the ice in her first SCORE layout.

Melting the ice in her first SCORE layout.

Chalk up another hottie for the United Kingdom in the never-ending international sweater-missile race.

Robyn Alexandra enters SCORELAND today with her first pictorial from the July ’11 SCORE magazine.

Robyn’s a Brit who fills out a bikini very nicely, thank you very much. She’s fairly new to modeling and started out posing for the tabs in London.

I love that for years, people on buses and in the underground in London have been reading newspapers with photos of topless girls. In the States, the other passengers would look at you funny.

Robyn’s a professional ice skater. She’s been expertly cutting the ice for the past 13 years. Robyn could be the world’s first topless ice skater. Just a thought.

Welcome to The Big Show, Robyn Alexandra.

And big bustin’ birthdays to:

Leanne Crow born June 2.

Leanne Crow born June 2.

Westy born June 2.

Westy born June 2.

Bebe Cooper born June 2.

Bebe Cooper born June 2.

Jolie Rain born June 3.

Jolie Rain born June 3.

Hot in Germany

April 4, 2011 by Elliot James

A star is shorn...of her clothes.
A star is shorn…of her clothes.

Annina, German porn superstar.

Annina, German porn superstar.

Sandra Star‘s pictorial from May 2011 SCORE is now posted on SCORELAND. Sandra is a stacked uni-student working on a business admin degree. She loves big tits and wants to be a porn star. I’m glad to see she’s not wasting her time by playing video games and texting all day. Sandra was discovered when she entered the Miss Hot SCORE contest in Berlin, Germany and won.

Sandra earned extra props from one of the Hot SCORE judges, German celebrititty and SCORE covergirl Annina. “I first noticed her beautiful smile!” Annina said. “She has charisma and a great, curvy body. She is the whole package. For me, Sandra is Miss Hot SCORE 2010!”

Sandra has two XXX anal videos, her first sex scenes, posted on SCORELAND and SCOREVideos.com. Pretty wild for a newcomer. I’d love to see Sandra and Annina going at it in a threeway. Maybe one day that can happen.

Terri Jane. She’s a handful!

March 12, 2011 by Elliot James

Now at SCORELAND. The studio traveled to the Caribbean specifically to photograph Terri Jane and several other superbusty hotties. It may be butt-freezing weather right now in the United Kingdom but the awe-inspiring Terri Jane of England and her bosom buddies were nice and warm. So warm that Terri had to doff her skimpy mono-kini.

Who watches out for ya, Boob Brothers?

Log in today and make it a Terri Jane weekend. And Dors Feline too!

How much can you take?

Hey, we know you can handle it.

Tits first

February 10, 2011 by Elliot James
Renee Ross: so hot you could make toast between her boobs.

Renee Ross: so hot you could make toast between her boobs.

Karla James: the face, the bod, the boobs.

Karla James: the face, the bod, the boobs.

In a Scorecard letter called “Tits First,” a ticked-off C.A. writes, “I am so fucked off by letters that moan about models not showing pink. As long as the girls are offering up those big tits for me, I’m a happy man, and that should be the way for all true SCORE Men. Ninety-five percent of the models do spread their pussies and asses, anyway, so be happy and shut up.”

C.A. may be a little cranky from reading the comments and letters from members who adamantly insist that if models don’t get explicit, they should be passed over. To me, that’s a ridiculous philosophy.

Natasha: right from the snap.

Natasha: right from the snap.

If a girl is attractive and has big boobs, it doesn’t matter to me if she only wants to pose in a mild way, like Karla or many others we’ve photographed since 1992. I also know that girls like Renee Ross and Natasha Dulce, who do everything, will come along, too.

A lot has to do with the speed of life these days. Everything is fast, faster, fastest. People have short attention spans and even shorter patience. People want it all and they want it all right now. This instant. Technology has caused this. The Smart Phones, the Net, iPads, Twitter, and whatever is going to come next. Me, I move at the speed of boobs, and that’s good enough, for me, at least.

La Dulce Vida

January 15, 2011 by Elliot James

One of the first things that’ll whiplash you about sweet Natasha Dulce is her skin. It’s absolutely perfect. Beautifully colored, smooth and creamy. Beautiful big tits and a gorgeous body. A happy girl with a mega-bucks smile. She won the dice roll at genetic craps. Here’s the fast track about her.

Natasha's interview and hardcore scene awaits.

Natasha's interview and hardcore scene awaits.

A 20 year-old sweater stretcher from Tampa, Florida.
Birthday: July 8th.
Brazilian-Cuban-American heritage.
Favorite TV show: The Bad Girls Club.
Thinks Kim Kardashian is hot.
Likes to dress casual and sexy.
Favorite position: doggie-style.
Was fired at 18 from her job at McDonalds for not wearing that dumb paper hat. Was that manager crazy?
Applied for a stripper job at the Mons Venus club. Was told she was not skinny enough. Was that manager crazy?
Went to the 2001 Odyssey all-nude club and was hired.
Rides the pole at 2001.
Rides the pole at SCORELAND today.
If you miss her, you’re crazy too.

The latest Curvettes

January 2, 2011 by Elliot James

Late 2010 going into 2011 has been a truly bountiful season for the latest model of Curvettes on XLGirls.com. Ample front ends. Well-padded seats. Plush bumpers. High-beamed headlights. Plush interiors. Lavish bodywork. Lots of leg room. Plenty of pick-up and many of them go from 0 to 60 with no hesitation. A beautiful ride. Feast your eyes and keep on your eyes on these Curvettes in the months ahead. They’re already in the winners circle. Analee Sands is 38F. Brandie Moore is 36G. Brianna Falcone is 44DDD. Charlie Cooper is 38G. Chloe Stevens is 46H. Daniella Grey is 36I. Julia Juggs is 40DDDD. Kendra Grace is 40FF. Lilli Blue is 38FF. Lisa Canon is 34G. Porsche Dali is 42GG. Sadie Berry is 42 J. Twilight Starr is 38G. Add these numbers up and you get sweater-meat paradise, my friends. I give thanks for this new boob bonanza. Twenty years ago, you couldn’t find more than a tiny handful of girls built like this modeling in mags and on video. Today, there’s a much more liberated attitude in the air and many more are proud to strut their stuff who would have never strutted their stuff before. Our cameramen are standing by and ready for even more new Curvettes to debut in 2011. 

Concerned that you might be spending too much time looking at her eyes, Beshine points to where you should be looking.

December 10, 2010 by Dave

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German bra destroyer Beshine and her incredible XXX-cup rack is coming to SCORELAND very soon. In the meantime, here’s an important lesson for all of you: When you’re looking at a girl who’s built like Beshine (of course, only one girl in the world is built like Beshine), be a gentleman and stare at her chest. If you don’t, she just might slap your face…pervert.

What you’re missing right now

November 28, 2010 by Elliot James

Make time for tits. You can’t beat a big-chested babe for stress busting.

Have you seen the latest SCORELAND videos?

Eden: another name for paradise.

Eden: another name for paradise.

Meet the new Eden. Israel’s only big-bust model, Eden Mor, has trimmed and slimmed down since we last photographed her for Knockin’ Nipples. Check her kosher bod out in a new video. Happy Hanukkah!

Natalie's Private Morning Ritual

Natalie's Private Morning Ritual

Part two of Natalie Fiore’s video Private Morning Ritual has Natalie fresh out of her bath and pussy-shave and preparing to hit the town. Her mission: tease guys and make them crazy.

Sausage time for Lana.

Sausage time for Lana.

Newcomer Lana Ivans tries her hand (and her cleavage) at breast-sexin’ and stress bustin’  in her first Tits & Tugs happy ending scene. If Lana’s new to you, check out this Blog posting. She’s a walking, talking sex doll.

Football can wait when there’s tits to tackle.