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“Go Topless Day” is August 24

August 19, 2014 by Elliot James

Thousands of topless women across America and Canada and around the world will take to the streets on Sunday, August 24 for the 7th annual “National Go Topless Day.”

The event is held each year in August in observance of Women’s Equality Day, August 26, 1920, when American women were given the right to vote.

“New York has been legally topless for women since 1992, but Los Angeles still bans it,” said a GoTopless spokesperson and the leader of GoTopless NYC.

The “Go Topless” movement was created and is sponsored by the Raelians, a group of UFO believers. Members believe humans were created by aliens known as the “Elohim” and that not allowing women to go topless is an insult to the aliens.

I’m not making this up.

“As long as men are allowed to be topless in public, women should have the same constitutional right. Or else men should have to wear something to hide their chests,” said a Raelian priestess and “Go Topless Day” organizer.

Most women wear pasties.

Prepare for the big day by checking out their “Boob Map” at their information-packed website, Gotopless.org.

I’m all for this event. Naked nipples are beautiful. Only perverts are disgusted by bare nips. Not allowing women to go topless is not only an insult to the aliens but to me personally.

Will Lori Pleasure be taking it to the streets?

How does Joana’s big boob garden grow? Visit SCORELAND and see.

October 27, 2013 by Elliot James

It's a beautiful day when Joana goes fruit picking.

Joana has some tending to do in a fresh set and video at SCORELAND. She loves the outdoors.

Mr. P.B. recently wrote V-mag about Joana and only about Joana.

“This beautiful and busty woman truly is like a fine wine. She only gets better with time. She has to be a prime contender for the Model of the Year contest. If it were up to me, I would not even have a vote and hand the award to Joana outright. I haven’t been fortunate enough to travel out of out of the country yet, but when I do, I plan on visiting Romania. I may be wrong about this, but it seems like the best and bustiest ladies in the world are from there.”

If Joana had been born a couple of generations ago, she would have been a hippie flower child.

Joana was the covergirl for October '13 Voluptuous.

How does Joana’s garden grow? If Joana’s world-famous big boobs are a sign, then her garden does grow very nicely.

It’s so hot outside…

August 9, 2012 by Maria

Today was a scorcher here at SCORELAND HQ. The weather was somewhere around 91 degrees and the sun was unforgiving. As I made my way back from lunch I made a silent plea for rain to ease the heat emanating from the asphalt  and I wished that I could be naked in some ice cold pool somewhere.

And that’s when I thought that I should probably be thankful for the heat. You know…because if I wanted to swim naked, imagine how many other women were thinking the same thing.

With the weather getting hotter and hotter it is easy to lose focus on the silver lining of the long, hot days of summer…

Half-naked chicks.

Yes, the temperature might be going up, but then again, so are these ladies’ tops. All around the world, the record-breaking heat is causing women to strip down to barely anything and/or put on the skimpiest little outfits imaginable.

And that is a good thing. In fact, it’s a great thing.

In the winter, we all complain about the lack of skin we see on a day to day basis. Well, the summer is here and so is the significant amount of breast flesh.

So if the heat has got you a little hot under the collar, crack open a cold one and check out these ladies who should get you a little hot in the pants if ya’ know whaddamean.

Stay cool, fellas!
xoxo,

Maria