February 4, 2014 by Elliot James
Every company should have a front-office hottie like Elle Flynn. Here she is in her latest adventure at SCORELAND, “Office Hottie Alert.”
The big problem with this suggestion would be the endless stream of salesmen, delivery guys, solicitors, repairmen and co-workers loitering by her desk. Hanging around on some pretext while waiting for Elle to bend over or adjust her boobs until the boss comes out and shoos everyone away.
Another big problem is that there ain’t enough women built like Elle. She is unbelievable. Trust me, they are not easy to find, let alone girls like Elle who will drop their bras and panties on-camera.
“I love my tits,” Elle said. “I just love my tits and I want to spread the joy around.” This comment in her video interview made my eyes tear up.
Not as much fun with a cordless phone.
April 26, 2013 by Elliot James
Maggie looks forward to the heavy work load you can lay on her.
Maggie Green is the official office hottie in the “Hardcore Special” this weekend at SCORELAND.
Maggie could have been heating up any office, any corporate workplace, anywhere in the USA.
Fortunately, the business world’s loss is your gain.
Let’s face it, in a perfect world, you’d be interfacing with an office full of big-titted hotties during business hours and beyond. But this isn’t a perfect world.
Productivity would actually skyrocket, according to my research. However, no one believes my findings.
Here are more office hotties to heat up your retinas. They don’t give out pink slips. They give out pink slits.
No one multi-tasks like Lisa Canon.
Persia should be swinging any second.
Maserati ignores the rules about short skirts.
Desiree is excellent at dictation.
May 23, 2011 by Elliot James
Winner! Renee Ross deserves it. Available at eBoobStore.com.
The boss.
Today at SCORELAND, join the office party that Voluptuous Model of the Year winner Renee Ross is throwing.
Boss Ross is a stern taskgiver and a whip cracker at work, but she does reward overtime and good office manners.
If you do a good job, you get to see her whoppers before lunch break.
The pictorial posted today is from the June ’11 Voluptuous, the annual awards announcement issue.
Don’t be late or Rene’ll penalize ya!
October 14, 2009 by Elliot James
Remember the August 18th blog entry by our 18eighteen and XLGirls editor Allie about office life here at SCORELAND? Instead of writing a similar piece, I thought I’d illustrate it with cartoons. 
August 19, 2009 by Elliot James
The following blog post is by Allie, the editor of 18eighteen and XLGirls magazines.
Not to downplay my love of big titties, but I’m going to take this post in a different direction from most of the other entries on this blog.
I don’t know if anyone out there gives a damn, but this is my post and I want to talk about working in porn for a minute. I mean, it’s different.
When I first meet someone and we get to the “So what do you do?” conversation, I have to decide whether to tell them that I work in “publishing” or porn. Usually if they seem like a conservative tight ass, I say publishing and change the subject. If I sense that my new acquaintance is your average down-to-earth, dirty-minded pervert (like myself), I tell ‘em the truth.
That being said, my parents know what I do for a living, but my extended family doesn’t. Extended family, if your Google skills lead you here…um, sorry.
Obviously, there are things about this job that make it unique from others. But it’s like a normal job in many other aspects as well.
What’s different:
First of all, the language. We talk quite openly (and loudly) about pussy, cock and tits. We also speak this way in important meetings. It’s part of our business lingo. Imagine telling your boss, “We need a better shot of a cock in her pussy.” Happens all the time.
I remember one specific incident where I had this conversation with SCORE editor Dave:
Me: Is there a hyphen in ass fucking?
Dave: That depends. Is it modifying a noun, like ass-fucking sluts?
Me: Nope. Just ass fucking.
Dave: No hyphen then.
Often us SCORE editors will congregate to ponder profound questions, like which would you rather fuck, an ugly chick with huge knockers or a pretty, flat girl? Or which is worse, a flat ass or cankles? But SCORE Men probably have similar conversations at their jobs too. Right, guys?
Editors are a busy bunch. There's no time for foolishness.
Then there are the models. Most of us only see them when their photo sets come through the pipeline, but sometimes we get to see them up close and personal. It’s something else to be called into the studio and have a model do a 360 for you completely nude. And it can be a bit awkward during the interviews when we ask them about sucking cock and fucking. But they’re usually happy to divulge the horny details of their sex lives.
Some other things that stand out about working here: Being extras in our feature movies like My Big Plump Wedding. Coming up with adjectives for pussy, cock, sex and boobs. And finally, being able to watch porn whenever I want while in the office.
What’s not so different:
It’s funny that a lot of people have this notion that going to work in an adult publishing company is like going to a strip club. I know it’s porn and stuff, but we have, like, responsibilities. The truth is that I get here, I drink my coffee and I work in a cubicle. I work normal hours and I have deadlines to meet.
The office rest room gets crowded at times.
Everyone wears normal clothes. Sometimes we even wear jackets because it can get a bit nippy indoors. We have meetings and other business matters to attend to. Not so crazy, but in the end, it’s for you guys reading this right now.
To be honest, I didn’t know what to expect when I started working here. But it’s been great so far. I love being able to come to work and say cock and look at naked people. But, maybe I’m just weird.
And fellow editors, if I missed anything, feel free to chime in!-Allie
You are looking at the Score staff with the exception of bridesmaid Maria Moore.
