April 16, 2012 by Elliot James
Hire more busty tax preparers!
That’s my taxing recommendation.
April 17 is the deadline this year for filing taxes in the States.
A lot of guys delay their filing until the very last minute, then they scramble and clog up the pipeline. It’s one of the least popular American activities, as is the case in other countries, no doubt.
My solution? Get them to see their tax preparers or their accountants earlier.
How can this be done? What would motivate the average lazy dude?
Simple.
Get more big-boobed women into the tax preparation business.
This will also attract a good percentage of those guys who do their own taxes. Why do it yourself when a good-looking tax preparer with E-cups or bigger will be happy to do it for you as you watch?
Sometimes the solution to a situation is so simple, I just don’t understand why it’s not obvious.
When I am elected president, I will offer free tax-preparation training and certification to any attractive woman, DD-cups and higher.
And I will throw in a free calculator.
Does anyone have a problem with this?
Customer asks tax preparer Karen Fisher to do his taxes slowly.
Birthdays this week:
Cindy Cupps born April 16.
Lisa Phillips born April 18.
Alex Chance born April 19.
Sydney Simona born April 19.
Kayla Kleevage born April 20.
August 11, 2011 by Dave
JMac seems to be interested in Scarlett's mind and body while Scarlett only seems to be interested in JMac's cock. Women can be very shallow in that way.
Several months ago, I chided myself for not having realizing that Scarlett Rouge is a great cock sucker (something I should’ve been aware of considering that one day, I was sitting only a few feet away from her when she was sucking cock). Today at SCORELAND, more proof of Scarlett’s impressive cock-sucking abilities go on display once again (skills that are especially apparent because the guy whose cock she’s sucking is pretty well-hung). I call this to your attention because:
1.) You’re probably looking for something to jack to today.
2.) Video of Scarlett sucking cock (as well as fucking) has not been seen by SCORELAND members, and if you want to see her in action, you’re going to have to hop on over to XLGirls.com or SCOREVideos.com. But that shouldn’t be a problem for those of you on SCORELAND‘s loyalty program.
3.) I think it’s important that we recognize another person’s skills…in this case, Scarlett’s BJ skills.
So enjoy (especially the one photo in which we see Scarlett’s head popping out from under a desk and her mouth filled with cock).
And, also, my apologies to all of the other XL Girls who didn’t get the title, “My Favorite XL Girls Cock Sucker.” Hey, I have a short memory, and tomorrow’s another day.
