Boob mania strikes hard this weekend. The deck is stacked. It’s time to play. Feed your need for huge tits. SCORE is here to help. As Maria mentioned in yesterday’s Blog, the great Maserati has returned to SCORELAND for another steam-driven sheet creamer. This time, Maserati’s laptop has failed. All those pix and videos crashed out. Maserati needs a techno geek to help her in “I Got The Power!” and she sure does have the power. He’ll be plugging his P-jack into her C-port if he can get past those smotherin’ fun-bags this sex-bomber carries!
Maserati needs a plug and play.
At XLGirls.com, top fave Charlie Cooper has arrived for a fresh tits-and-ass doubleheader in still and movin’ pictures. This week, there’s no damn man-can to block even a millimeter of her spectacular body ’cause Charlie flies solo in a big and bold private show. Wham, jam, it’s Charlie Cam! You’ll learn why oil prices have gone up in “Big-Boobed Detonation.”
The superwoman of XLGirls, Charlie's an angel!
SCORE magazine has been giving away the signed bras of the stars since the March 2007 issue. In “Win Minka’s Bra, Tits & Pussy!” playing at SCOREVideos.com, one lucky bra winner learns he has won Minka’s 44KK hooter holster when Minka herself knocks on his door with her autographed bra in hand. No post office delivery needed. From Minka’s tits to his wall. Once he gets over the shock of this personal delivery, Minka gives him a once-in-a-lifetime schtupping fit for a king. Like we always say, Minka rewards loyalty. If the bra fits, you must fuck those tits.
A bra contest winner gets more than he expected.
Back at SCORELAND, Diane Poppos‘ pictorial from the November ’11 Voluptuous goes on-line just in time for a pre-Thanksgiving thanks giving for Diane’s return to the lights, camera and action of the SCORE studio. And those ain’t butterballs hiding under her dress. That’s some prime-ass, heavier-than-ever beautiful breastesses. They grow ’em big in Texas, and Diane’s ready to share the wealth, for which we give thanks! Honk if you love Diane’s holiday hooters.
Diane celebrates Texas tits-giving.
And tasty titillicious temptress Micky, covergirl of November ’11 V-mag, shares the boobiful bounty of mother nature’s blessings. Even if you’re not American, you’ll be giving thanks as Micky parades her pleasing pulchritude. And yes, they do float! What a peach of a pair! Micky’s generosity is matched only by her cup size. The SCORE Group thanks all of you luscious ladies for what we are about to receive this weekend.
Tits underwater. Floatin’ boobs. Sexy mermaids with extra-large lung capacity. Plus poolside batin’ and breast play.
HOLY SUPERSOAKERS, BOOB-MAN!
How'd you like to lifeguard them?
These are the aquatic sights you’ll see in the new Voluptuous feature DVD Big Tit Skinny Dip, starring Valory Irene, Terri Jane, Dors Feline and Lana Ivans, filmed in the Caribbean. They wear the wind, some oil, a lot of water and not much else. Our kind of swim team. So hot you’d imagine the pool water turning into steam when they stepped in.
See the trailer at eBoobStore.com and dive in. The water’s really fine.
Big birthday wishes to Gianna (Big Boob Paradise, On Location Big Boob Paradise, Big Tit Tune-Up, Tit Fuck Tryouts, Pounding The Pledges and more!)
When you play with Gianna (born June 6), you're playing with fire.
During Boob Cruise 2000 in April of that year, Casey James, Maxi Mounds and Minka were nicknamed The Tit-ans. People used to trail our ship in small boats to see these three on deck and on the beach. I never saw anything like it.
In 2001, SCORE brought this trio, plus Plenty UpTopp, SaRenna Lee and Kayla Kleevage, to Florida for a movie called Mega-Boob Olympics. The DVD became one of our biggest hits and continues to sell very well. I’ve seen the DVD in dozens of stores. There’s something about girls stacked like Otis Sweat models brought to life that exerts an hypnotic power on lots of breast-men. Super-sized tits may not be for every man but for a very sizable group, they are.
The Bra-killers and Their Deadly Weapons
This week, the eBoobStore releases the DVD The Tit-ans, a solo compilation of 16 super-juggy SCORE babes spanning the past 10 years. There’s oiling, creaming, tight tops, bras, swimsuits and costumes, wet T-shirts, toy fucking and sucking, JO encouragement and more by the greats, both longtime faves and newbies such as Angel Gee, Angelique, Melonie Charm, Kayla Kleevage, Casey, Maxi and the newest fantasy super-titter to bust out into the world, Germany’s Beshine in her only DVD to date.
Boobs beyond belief. The Tit-ans have ’em. Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.
A few weeks ago, we blogged about Brittany O’Neil’s visit toSCORELAND, her first since 2006. Since then, the tan-lined titillator has kept up a busy pace, feature dancing at clubs around the USA and even appearing in a few mainstream movie projects. Brittany ought to be a suntan lotion model, too. She and Minka have the best tan lines of all the busty babes. “I don’t have them on my butt, but I have little tan lines where the G-string is at,” Brittany says.
Today and tomorrow we’ll post the first of Brittany’s fresh scenes. This one is called “Brittany’s Bikini Bustout,” and by total coincidence, Brittany’s schwing partner, a relatively new stunt-cock, turned out to be a huge fan of Brittany’s. He’d never met her and was speechless when she was introduced to him. A fan’s dream come true. It was shot at poolside and has it all: bikini time, oiling and hot outdoor piping. It’s a winner.
Brittany’s next pictorial and an interview will be published in the October ’11 SCORE, on sale in early July.
(Dear Dave, I see your Arianna Video and I raise you this blog by the one and only Jenna Valentine. I figured the only way to trump a video from the Bahamas was to let Jenna, who was ACTUALLY there, tell you guys what it was like to frolic with the busties. And of course, she has some pics of all the behind the scenes action for you, too. Dave, I may be saying this prematurely, but…I WIN. lol xoxo, Maria 🙂 Take it away, Jenna…)
Jenna Valentine and her debut magazine, Voluptuous May 2010.
Jenna Valentine: Sublime in the tropics.
The view of the beach from the girls’ private house in the Bahamas.
Taylor and Jenna get close for comfort.
Taylor Steele, Jenna Valentine and Karla James…they want to mount your vessel.
Sailor girl Jenna could inspire a lot of seamen.
Oh, hi, SCORELAND Members!
This is Jenna Valentine, taking over the SCORELAND Blog for a hot mess of a minute. Somehow, I got permission to write a blog about my trip to the Bahamas. But before that, I’d like to officially announce (imagine dramatic royal horns playing!) that I got my first bra fitting! Okay, that’s boring, but the good news is (Well, at least for you guys, not my for my bra-buying wallet!) that I am a 36H! I don’t know how this happened. I’d like to thank the Academy and my good genes. I’ve had big boobs since fourth grade. I had D-cups by age 11. (Writing that made me feel creepy, and now I think Chris Hansen is behind me.) Anyway, I have no idea where these came from. No one in my family has big boobs. I am the only one. My mom (who’s a MILF by the way, guys!) is super petite. She’s 5″ and 100 lbs. (Now you know where I get my epic height from.) But my boobs? No idea. I just text-messaged my grandma and asked her if I was in some sort of nuclear accident area when I was born.
Okay, enough about my boobs. No just kidding. Let’s talk about more boobs. I was recently asked to take a trip to the Bahamas to pose for SCORE, and I said YES! (Exactly like that, without thinking.) Let’s be honest, I am obviously not one for the sun. Look at me. I have porcelain, fragile, vampire skin. I am also just a little scared of the ocean. (I have a lot of phobias.) However, I’d never turn down a chance to pose with some huge-boobed hotties in a private house on an island. Would you? No. (If your answer was yes, then I don’t know what to think or say about you.)
Let me tell you about the hot ladies I got a chance to bunk with. (This sounds like summer camp! A naked big-boob summer camp.) First, there’s Karla James. Karla looks even more innocent and young in person. She has a very sweet face and her boobs are huge. Gigantic. Bigger than mine! I was shocked. I’ve never met anyone with boobies bigger than mine. She says she’s a G, but I’m thinking GGGGG. Then there’s Taylor Steele, and she is HILARIOUS. She’s the funniest, hottest chick ever…with huge knockers. Her boobs were also bigger than mine. (Seeing a pattern here, guys?) But let’s talk about Arianna Sinn! This girl is the sweetest, most-adorable girl on this planet. I don’t know what it was about her. Maybe it was her accent and the way she said some words that made my heart skip a beat! She was my roommate, but unfortunately we did not share a huge bed together. I was sick when I arrived in the Bahamas, so we had separate beds. But if there’s ever a time where I can room with her again, don’t you worry, I’d share a bed with her without even thinking. I’d spoon her with my boobs. Oh, I forgot to mention, Arianna’s tits were the biggest. I’ve never been the one with the smallest boobs in the group. I seriously felt flat-chested next to these girls! It was unbelievable. I came in thinking I had huge boobs, and I was out-boobed by three other girls! Standing next to Taylor, I’d look down at my shirt and go, “Oh.” I was super-disappointed!
I think my favorite part of the trip was actually going into the ocean with these girls. I haven’t been in a bikini or the ocean for about 10 or more years, but why would I ever say no to an opportunity to go jump up and down topless with three other hot chicks with HUGE boobs? We had sand fights, took off our tops, swam in the ocean, rolled over, rubbed sand on each other’s boobs and ran slowly down the beach topless like a topless Baywatch episode.
I had four wonderful days of watching girls get wet in the ocean, rub down their boobs with lotion and baby oil, get hosed down, put on sexy lingerie like garters (which are my absolute favorite!), jump up and down, do cartwheels (Karla did them, though she refused to do it for the camera!), try on bras, rub each other’s boobies, slap each other’s asses and shake their asses, too (That was mostly Taylor, though.).
I’ll miss my three big-boobed girls, and I hope one day we can all do another fun photo shoot! I can’t wait till you guys see us all together in bed in our SCORE tees 🙂 It was like the giant, big-boobed sleepover I always wanted! So ladies, if you’re reading this, I miss you all and I hope one day we can be boob-to-boob again. SCORELAND members, I love you guys and thanks for all your awesome support! I hope you all bought my debut magazine, Voluptuous May 2010, and enjoyed it. (I secretly hope I am someone’s new favorite pin-up girl!) I also hope you guys enjoyed my blog. I am the least-serious person so I wanted to make this funny to read!
I can’t wait until you guys get to see our sexy Bahama shoots!
