The boobs code for girls and guys
Always help a lady take off her bra unless she wants to do it herself so she can tease you.
1) People will touch and brush against boobs by accident. You don’t have to apologize if you do but you might as well be polite.
2) Crumbs and other food particles are bound to drop into the cleavage area during meals.
3) Hugs from big-boobed girls make the day go better.
4) If you are lucky enough to see a girl’s bra, compliment her taste in bras before she takes it off.
5) Guys will get bonus points for making eye contact with big-boobed girls.
6) Boob sweat does exist.
7) A high point of a woman’s day is taking off her bra.
8) Some men are ass men, some men are face men, some men are leg men. All men are boob men.
9) If a girl can eat off a dinner plate on her boobs while watching TV or lick an ice cream cone wedged between her tits like Miss P-Chan, she has our undivided attention.
You should see her eat a hot dog.