Angel Wicky: It’s Angel’s first hardcore scene at SCORELAND, and it’s starting not just with a bang but with a double penetration bang! (Even long-time SCORE Girls rarely do DP.) Photo set and video.
Daylene Rio: The one and only Daylene opens her suitcase and tries on some of the sexy dresses, tops and underwear she’s brought to SCORE. Photo set and two videos.
Roxanne Miller: Bright, bouncy and well-read, Roxanne is at the forefront of a new generation of busty, English-speaking Romanian girls who have discovered the world of hot modeling at SCORELAND. Photo set and video.
Patty Michova: Patty is in the kitchen this month. But the only thing Patty will be baking is your junk. Photo set and video.
And earlier in the week: Estelle Taylor, Sharon Pink, Rene Love, Lorna Morgan, Gianna Rossi, Terry Nova, Claudia Kealoha, Lily Madison, Marie Leone, Joana and Elle Flynn’s wild hardcore debut.
This edition contains the 2013 SCORE Awards ballot. Fill it out and mail it in.
In this issue:
The nominees for:
Newcomer of the Year
Model of the Year
Hardcore Performer of the Year
The Big-Boob Hall of Fame
Daylene Rio
Patty Michova
Valentina Monroe
Brandy Dean
Eva Notty
A preview of the new DVD SCORE Threesomes 2
My idol Otis Sweat is back with a new feature, “SCORE Next Door.”
In the “Boob Beat” column, a chance to win Daylene’s signed bra, a super-rare collectible. The only guy who has one of Daylene’s bras is a dry cleaner who kept it, and it wasn’t even signed.
You know, I’ve been at SCORE for 12 years and was a magazine and SCORELAND subscriber for a long time before that. But I don’t think I’ve ever seen a photo like this one.
I mean, the girl’s 1.) upside-down; 2.) suspending herself on the pole; and 3.) sucking cock. Never seen anything like it. Might never see anything like it again.
I’ve seen Cassitty no-hands self-sucking both tits while bouncing up and down on a cock.
I’ve seen Krystal Swift take two cocks in her pussy at the same time.
But this? Never.
SCORELAND and XLGirls.com members, you have the entire websites as your, shall we say, deck of cards. I’m going all-in with this photo of Patty. Call my bet with a better photo or call. Make sure you include the link.
I just read that the last porn theater in Baltimore, Maryland, the Apex theater, closed after 40 years of running porn movies. That’s sad as the grindhouse theater experience of watching porn is something that should be tried at least once. Sure, things are easy now and taken for granted. No longer do you have to travel to a cavernous theater smelling of disinfectant, pay at the box office and be careful in choosing your seat amongst a smattering of strangers while giant images of copulating couples flash on the screen and their moans echo through giant speakers.
Now you can simply sit in your boxers at your computer (at home and hopefully not at work, unless you’re the owner) and the world of tits, ass and sex comes to you, no fuss, no muss. The clock for the demise of the porn theaters began to run down in the late ’70s when Sony’s BetaMax tapes were released. And who were the first to put their movies on tape? Not the big studios, afraid of losing box office revenue. It was the pornographers, pioneers like Arthur Morowitz who founded the now-defunct Video Shack chain of retail stores in Manhattan, itself a victim of newer technology, the internet.
I bring up this piece of adult movie history because tomorrow’s SCORELAND scene “Patty & the Painter” starring sexy slim & stacked newcomer Patty Michova is straight out of an old-school ’70s porn smoker as Patty decides to paint her house and goes over color schemes with the horny house painter. It could have been the plumber, the TV repairman, the gardener or the delivery guy. (Lisa Lipps popped a painter in 2002.) Sometimes the old ways are the best.
Estimated time of job completion: never. The only deposit Patty will be getting back will be…well, you know how that goes. Roll the clip!
"Helping big-boobed ladies choose paint colors gets me hard."
News flash: Fans of Cameron Skye can welcome this pretty blonde back to SCORELAND today in a fresh pictorial and video. Welcome back, Cameron! Click here for a preview!
A nice, quiet afternoon at his favorite strip club watering hole was what this man wanted. The place was empty except for a new girl he’d never seen before. She said her name was Patty Michova and she had just started dancing.
Patty Michova learned about SCORE from a friend. She wanted to join in so she connected. See Patty’s first photos and video in all of her bikini glory and beyond today at SCORELAND.
Patty’s sleek bod was made for skimpy swimsuits that barely have enough fabric for a handkerchief. No complaints here.
Bikinis rule. One-piece swimsuits don’t make the grade.
