The other night, I was having trouble sleeping–I can’t imagine why–when I started thinking about some of the most-memorable interviews I’ve done since I came to SCORE in 2001. Now, when I say “memorable,” I don’t mean in a journalistic sense, as in I got the girl to reveal things nobody had heard before (like when Kiko Lee told me Pete Rose “can eat pussy well”). I mean “memorable” in a sense that the interviews weren’t informative. They were jackable.
One of my favorites was with Penny Porsche on September 27, 2005. The interview can still be downloaded (but not streamed) at SCORELAND. What made this interview memorable was that Penny didn’t want to talk about her personal life. She didn’t want to reveal too much about the woman who is Penny Porsche. If somebody had asked me afterward, “What did you learn about Penny Porsche?” I would’ve said, “Not much. But I do know a lot about her pussy.”
Here’s what happened…
“You wanna see my boobs?” Penny says within the first two minutes. She’s naked within the first six minutes and spreading her pink pussy. Then she gets her legs back and slides two fingers deep inside. Before long, she’s squirting, and I’m asking the insightful question (one I’m sure Mike Wallace never asked), “What does Penny’s squirt taste like?” Then she sucked the squirt off her fingers and said, “Sweet.”
She’s naked for the rest of the interview: spreading, fingering, squirting, playing with her big clit, talking about her tits and pussy. Then, in the final minute, she shows us how she uses a pillow to make herself cum. I wish I still had that pillow.
Check it out. I’m pretty sure you’ll be glad you did.
Dave’s Blog of February 13 included part of a reader’s email in which he says he’s become increasingly bored with the model interviews. Like Dave, I disagreed with the reader’s point of view. I’m not saying we invented interviews in big-bust magazines–they’ve been done for decades–but I believe we added a special spin on them: less formal and stuffy and more revealing and frat boy (and more sorority sister when Maria or T do them). And most of them are on video, not done by telephone or email. I never saw anyone do interviews like we do until after we started doing them our way.
After reading this, C.A. asked about the idea of readers sending in questions for future interviews. In fact, we have done this over the years. But we’d be happy to read what you would ask a model in an interview. And if we think the question works, we might use it in an interview.
For this Blog, I wanted to list a few (out of many) of my favorite quotes by SCORE and Voluptuous Girls. The girls didn’t say these things because they felt that’s what we wanted to hear. They said them because they’re revealing women, much more revealing and open than someone who would never model, much less talk about sex and their bodies. No one who has the boldness to bare all on camera, and more, would bother making things up spontaneously on the spot.
Taylor Steele: “I can tell if a guy is a big tit fan ’cause he starts grabbing his crotch because he’s getting wood in there from looking at my tits.”
Shyla Shy: “I like to have my hair pulled while we’re fucking. Like, if you’re fucking me doggie style, grab my hair and pull it. I mean, don’t pull my hair out of my head, but let me know you’re there. I like that.”
Puma: “I like role playing. I once played like I was a schoolgirl visiting my neighbor, and I wasn’t supposed to be into it, but I got so horny, I was soaking wet.”
Penny Porsche: “I’d rather a guy make me cum by sucking my clit, and there are very few men who know how to do that. They have to really suck on the clit. They have to lick it and suck it, and guys are afraid that they’re going to hurt me.”
Leanne Crow: “I can run at someone and then whack him or her in the face with my big boobs. I have done that before.”
Annina” “Most of the time, I wear very little clothing or bikinis and high heels. You know, I really do not wear a lot of clothes. No man wants to see me dress in evening gowns.”
A MILF like Kandi Cox doesn't play games. She fucks.
MILFs like Daylene Rio know they have the power to make balls explode.
V.C. from Naples, Florida, writes, “Would you consider doing a magazine and XXX DVD dedicated to the best big-breasted MILFs, such as Rachel Love, Ashley Evans, Vicky Vette, Kelly Madison, Carolyn Monroe and Penny Porsche? Mature ladies talk sex and perform better.”
Now there’s a topic, and since I’m the editor of SCORE, 40Something and 50Plus MILFs magazines, I can definitely relate to what V.C. is asking for. He makes some good choices, but he left out a few, too, such as Kandi Cox, Selexia Rae, Daylene Rio and Harmony Bliss, among others. What do these SCORE Girls (SCORE Women, actually) have in common, other than their big tits? It’s simple: They don’t tease. They don’t fuck with your head. They fuck. Every single one of them, in addition to Rachel, Ashley, Vicky, Kelly, Carolyn and Penny, can be seen in hardcore action at SCORELAND.
Don't worry. Harmony is a MILF. That bra will come off soon enough.
Does Selexia Rae need to spell it out for you?
Of course, in SCORE and on SCORELAND, we don’t mention a model’s age, the thinking being that it’s not polite to ask a woman her age. But any MILF lover can tell a MILF when he sees one, and it has nothing to do with how old she looks. It has to do with how old she acts. Mature women are more overtly sexual than younger women, at least in my opinion. They know what they want, and they go for it. They don’t worry about what other people think about them. They don’t allow the possibility of being judged by other people to get in their way of having a good time.
I probably could say more about the subject of busty MILFs (and MILFs in general), but in all honesty, I’ve never really tried to put into words why I think they’re so hot. I just know they are. I don’t have to think about it. I just know. And you know what I mean.
Lucas goes in for a closer inspection of Ashlee's clit.
Ashlee Chambers is new to SCORE. Dave had a nice chat with her in a BLOG video. Ashlee is a hard-bodied fitness model and personal trainer from Dallas, Texas. She’s also super-freaky and says that some of her hobbies are spanking, wrestling, swinging, cum-eating, fucking machines, deep-throating and dressing up in costumes and heels, so you could say that she keeps herself pretty busy. Ashlee decided to become a total porn slut and takes that position (and other positions) seriously. She describes herself as a “cum-craving nympho cock-whore.”
The piledriver position is a piece of cake for Ashlee, a fitness competitor.
After seeing this video, I think Ashlee’s being way too modest. She also told us she enjoys the feeling of soreness from getting fucked very hard, the first time I ever heard that one. One of Ashlee’s attributes that’s most talked about is her extremely large clitoris. It extends way beyond her clit hood. Clits this big are very rare. (And I thought Penny Porsche had a big clit. Check out the closeups.) Her SCORE boff buddy Lucas Stone was also fascinated by it. She’s also got one of the dirtiest mouths ever heard in a SCORE video. There’s a lot to be said for a girl who knows she’s a slut and enjoys being one. High-energy Ashlee pours out a non-stop torrent of filthy words when Lucas gives her the wood. While he’s drilling into her like BP off the Gulf of Mexico, she calls herself his “black-cock slut.” Ashley’s video airs Saturday.
Welcome to The Big Show, Ashlee. Keep up the fine work.
Yes, we're all about big breasts, but this is a rarity.
Penny Porsche: how many cabs have mounted the sidewalk because of women like her?
First, you need a hot SCORELAND babe walking down the street. The U.S. National Highway Traffic Safety Adminstration doesn’t keep stats on how many fender benders and accidents begin with busty women on public streets distracting drivers. There have to be a lot. I’ve seen plenty of them. The past month, there’s been an upswing in drivers tending to blame Toyota, not big breasts, for their accidents, but I know better. I’m not saying we need to ban busty girls from going outside. That would be un-American. And burkhas are just ridiculous. The girls would probably walk into traffic because they can’t see.
On the contrary, I encourage well-developed women to walk around more often in relaxed clothing. In states with warm climates year-round (like Florida, except this winter), we have this phenomenon of girls in bikinis, tank tops and shorts holding up car wash signs at street corners. Not just holding up signs but waving them at passing drivers. Now that’s really dangerous.
Vixen LaMoore was not responsible for this but it's easy to believe she could have been. Truckers can get very horny, they start jacking and run off the road.
Florida used to have bikini girls working as roadside hot dog vendors, but that fad disappeared. I wish it would come back, but then the accident rate would go up. Busty women: I love them but they’re dangerous.
