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Fresh on the racks: Voluptuous magazine Volume 28 Number 1

July 29, 2021 by Elliot James

Voluptuous magazine Volume 28 Number 1 announces the results of the 2020 Model and Newcomer of the Year contests. Congrats to the two winners. Well-deserved.

What’s under the hood of this special edition?

Incredible girls who have twin turbos and are proud of ’em.

For all of the details about this edition, visit our magazine rack.

I almost forgot to tell you that you get both the print and digital versions when you buy the print mag.

Wait! There’s more. You also get access to 12 free HD videos, a total of four hours of busty babes.

Today at SCORELAND, Melissa Manning and the case of the big bongos

November 28, 2012 by Elliot James

Melissa beats a boobie bongo.

The staff at SCORE cannot bring peace to the world or resolve the numerous financial messes.

However, as you saw in a recent Blog posting with beautiful Melissa Manning, it’s gratifying that we can help busty girls learn their true bra sizes so that they can go about their days in comfort. We and Melissa learned that her boobs are 36H-cups, up from 34Gs. Excellent news and a reason for rejoicing. It beats a cup-size recession any day.

Melissa was the covergirl of two magazines in 2012, the May ’12 Voluptuous and July ’12 SCORE, and she’s the covergirl of the April ’13 SCORE  (on-sale January 22, 2013).

Melissa is also in the running for SCORE and Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year 2012. The SCORE contest ends December 31, 2012 and the Voluptuous contest ends January 31, 2013, so if you haven’t cast your ballots yet, please get your fucking votes in, dammit!

Today, we have kind of a bongo lesson with Melissa at SCORELAND. Well, it’s not really a lesson. But I’ll use any excuse to see Melissa naked.

 

You deserve a boob-break today. So look for those big arches. I’m lovin’ tit. Ya want fries with that?

April 27, 2012 by Elliot James

Natasha's back. And showing her back. Because she also has back besides boobs.

The other day, I read a news item about celebrities who had worked at McDonald’s at some point in their lives. Some of the names mentioned were singer Shania Twain, actress Sharon Stone and TV host Star Jones. I’m trying to visualize Sharon Stone in her famous scene from Basic Instinct as a McDonald’s drive-through girl. It would be a good comedy skit.

Whenever I see those famous golden arches, I don’t think of burgers. I see a pair of big breasts from a bird’s-eye point-of-view or a girl lying down, her boobs pointing at the ceiling.

Sadly, one of our own celebrities at SCORELAND was not mentioned in the article. Talk about neglect!

Her name?

Natasha Dulce.

Natasha used to work at McDonald’s. But then an issue arose about those degrading paper hats they have the employees wear. As Natasha remembered it last year when she debuted at SCORELAND, she didn’t wear her hat at the job and the female manager “just told me to go home, and at that time, my car was in the shop so my parents had to drop me off at work. Well, that happened like 10 minutes after, so my mom got really mad, and then my dad ended up picking me up, and he cussed out the store manager, and then she fired me for it.”

So Natasha became an exotic dancer instead of climbing the corporate ladder to become an assistant manager. Then she tried modeling and liked it.

Their loss is SCORELAND‘s gain. There is a fairness in life sometimes.

I bring all this up because Natasha is back with a new XXX scene, “La Dulce Vida,” something I’ve been eagerly hoping and waiting over a year for. And I’m lovin’ it. You will, too.

The new SCORE Model of the Year winner!

This time, Natasha is decked out in old-school men’s magazine garb. The black stockings, the garters, the bra and panties…the works. The only accessory that’s missing is a sexy paper hat. Welcome back, Natasha.

Ya want fries with that?

Also at SCORELAND is this fresh pictorial of the new SCORE Model of the Year Kelly Christiansen. It’s a well-deserved win! Kelly never ceases to stagger everyone in her path. She has it all. The SCORE Man’s dream wife. Every SCORE Man should have one.

“I’m just very flattered,” Kelly said. “That’s the first thing that comes to mind. Flattered, surprised, shocked, wow! What else can I say? It’s great. Thank you so much!”

Being a SCORE Girl has helped Kelly’s self-confidence. “I think I said that was one of the reasons I got into this, that I wanted to boost my confidence. It worked! I’m definitely not as shy as I used to be. That’s definitely a good thing for me.”

Congratulations, Kelly! Hope to see you back again soon.

 

 

 

Busty MILFS. Girls-next-door. Bad girls in gold boots. Mega-boobed showgirls. It’s a tit-hound’s paradise!

January 20, 2012 by Elliot James

Poppos poppin' out.

The word desire is in her name.

Angel face. Devil girl body.

Here’s the checklist of destinations to visit until Monday rolls around. Why travel to the mountains when the mountains can come to you?

Destination XLGirls.com: Diane Poppos. The great one returns in a pictorial and video. It was depressing to think that Diane would never again unleash her sweatermounds for the TSG cameras. But the gray skies turned to blue with one phone call almost 10 years after her self-imposed retirement from modeling.

Destination SCORELAND: Desiree is the hooker in gold boots who makes house calls. This dude is looking for some action. He gets more than he bargained for when the redhaired, naturally busty super-vixen drops by to loosen his load. Now that’s service with a smile.

For someone who many would call the ultimate in girls-next-door, look no further than Kali West. No matter what Kali does, she just can’t escape that nice, innocent, sweet image. Hey, it’s a tough world out there.

Super-giant tits that strain her tops and bras to the breaking point. An ultra-slim body with a waist and an ass you could bounce a quarter off. The legs of a Vegas chorus girl. We’re talkin’ Elizabeth Starr.

Destination SCOREVideos.com: Hot wife Krissy Rose has 36F-cups, a pierced pussy and nipple rings.  The brunette soccer mom with a liberal husband satisfies her craving for chocolate and hooks up with a big, black man-pole in her eagerly awaited second video.

Top it all off with a fresh Eva Notty scene at SCORELAND and it’s a tit-hound’s paradise, my friends.

This Monday: German tit-an Beshine. It’s what’s upfront that counts.

Blowing out her sweater, hot wife Krissy is back to swallow more cum.

"I have whacked it to her many times," writes Titster about Starr.

Venera. We venerate her! SCORELAND 3-day special starts today!

June 15, 2011 by Elliot James

“Meet Venera” is the name of this new SCORELAND special shot in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Over the next three days, Venera will rock the house trying on sexy, tight clothes, lingerie and bikinis and showing off every inch of her super-trim, super-stacked body. Day One starts off with an interview, then there’s a video and a matching pictorial. If you love ’em with an extreme bust-to-waist ratio, you’ll venerate Venera. I know I did. She’s charmer, too, with a sweet personality, and she likes to slap her boobs together!

Renee Ross: Voluptuous Model of the Year and a good boss to have at the job

May 23, 2011 by Elliot James
Winner! Renee Ross deserves it. Available at eBoobStore.com.

Winner! Renee Ross deserves it. Available at eBoobStore.com.

The boss.

 

Today at SCORELAND, join the office party that Voluptuous Model of the Year winner Renee Ross is throwing.

Boss Ross is a stern taskgiver and a whip cracker at work, but she does reward overtime and good office manners.

If you do a good job, you get to see her whoppers before lunch break.

The pictorial posted today is from the June ’11 Voluptuous, the annual awards announcement issue.

Don’t be late or Rene’ll penalize ya!

Ya want chicken wings with those breasts?

January 10, 2011 by Elliot James

AngelGee24271_002If I owned a sports bar or a Hooters-type hangout, I’d absolutely hire Angel Gee as a waitress. On second thought, I’d hire Angel Gee as the head manager. No, I’d hire Angel Gee and make her a partner. Hey, I’d just give Angel the deed and the keys to the place. I mean, look at the body on this girl. Today’s pictorial of Angel matches the Sports Bar video in SCORE Theater. I like what she’s wearing better than any Hooter’s uniform. Of course, the wings go by the wayside, the clothes come off and the breasts come out. Because this is Angel Gee and Angel Gee loves tits, especially her own set. She dresses hot. A lot. Why not? “I love heels! I think I was born in them. I even walk around the house in them. My slippers have heels. It’s so sexy for me. I just like to be sexy and dress up, and I love to dress down.” What happens when she goes out for a meal? Angel says, “Male waiters and bartenders tend to get really nervous. I’ll talk to them and try to make them feel comfortable, but you can tell they want to stare at my boobs the whole time. I just laugh because it’s amusing to me. But I like that they love my boobs.”  Angel Gee, putting the hot in hot sauce only inside SCORELAND. She’ll French-fry your brain.

They got sole

January 6, 2011 by Elliot James
Renee Ross: she's got sole.

Renee Ross: she's got sole.

The diversity of opinions in the world of SCORE and Voluptuous never ceases to impress me. Some of the feedback we get is incredibly detailed. Even though we can’t possibly fulfill every wish, I still appreciate the interest and the motivation of the guys and gals who take the time to connect, especially these days when so much competes for our attention on a daily basis. I mean, I have a satellite TV subscription to a zillion channels and a subscription  to a newspaper and several mags and I never mail these people any comments, opinions or feedback even though I’ve thought about it.

One of the bigger topics over the years that’s still going strong here is the bare feet vs heels issue. One of our regulars who calls himself “The Feetosopher” lives in Italy and is a prolific DVD buyer. He’s into bare feet and big tits. This is one of his more recent letters from the “Scorecard” reader forum in SCORELAND. He knows what he likes and even takes a statistical approach to the subject.

Melissa Mandlikova: she has nice buns, not bunions.

Melissa Mandlikova: she has nice buns, not bunions.

“Out of 106 full layouts you featured in 13 issues of Voluptuous in 2009, just 6 (I mean SIX!) included at least one (but often just one) picture in which the model’s bare feet were fully visible. This is less than 6% of the total number of layouts versus 20-30% in the 1997-2003 period even in the darkest period (2004-2008) you had never dipped below 9% of the total number of layouts. According to the poll you ran on SCORELAND, 23% of respondents like both boobs and feet in the layouts, and an additional 25% likes a mix (some boob-only layouts, some boob-and-feet layouts), it is quite apparent that you systematically disappoint at least 23% of them.”

The counterpointers have written that foot fans should stick to Leg Sex if they love feet that much. But The Feetosopher is a guy who likes to see the shoeless feet of busty girls, not only the feet of the more slinky, less curvy girls. I can relate because I like feet a lot myself although I’m a boob fan first. (I look at boobs first, feet and legs second, face third, ass fourth.) It’s just a fact that when a photographer is shooting a layout of a big-boobed girl, he’s got to think about her chest and often get close-up, not focus on her feet whether she is wearing shoes or not, and that means that a good portion of her legs and feet are not going to be in the picture. Otherwise, every photo would be a full-body shot.

My sole opinion about shoes is that if the model is going to wear her shoes throughout a layout and never kick them off, the shoes gotta be high, wild-looking and show a lot of toe cleavage. That’s why the girls wear what they wear at clubs. Sally Secretary shoes and low heels don’t cut it at all for me in a men’s mag pictorial or video. If that makes me an arch heel, so be it. I think we’ll still be dragging our feet about this topic ten years from now. Maybe one day, there will be a happy medium. Unless the boot crowd gains greater support. And we still have the ass, bush and pussy crowd to negotiate with.

F.C. gets the final word today: “Even if a man does not have a foot fetish, we like to see a woman’s feet. Feet are as expressive as hands, especially in the hardcore layouts and video. According to some American marketing research I read, six out of every ten men pay attention to women’s feet when we see an attractive girl in the street, and we like kissing and sucking our lover’s toes when we are having sex. You’ll notice some of your competitors go well out of their way to show the models’ feet. Yes, I know I can always buy your fine Leg Sex mags and DVD’s and I do own a few of them. But why do I have to choose between skinny-ass/small-titted babes in Leg Sex stuff or beautiful girls with big gazongas but no feet? Why can’t I have both big tits and feet?”

When you think of Terry Nova, feet don't come to mind.

When you think of Terry Nova, feet don't come to mind.

The eyes have it

September 20, 2010 by Elliot James
Tatiana Blair's eye contact establishes the connection.

Tatiana Blair's eye contact establishes the connection.

Rachel Love: 100% P.O.V.

Rachel Love: 100% P.O.V.

Back in “Scorecard” #284 on SCORELAND, we published an email about the topic of girls looking at the camera during a XXX scene with a guy. L.D.R.’s basic gripe was, “Your women have the stuff that dream dates are made of. The first photos of your pictorials are tops. The seduction, if you will. Then you blow it. When every shot has the girl looking into the camera while the stud has his way with her, it makes us feel like losers. That stud represents us. When the girl looks at the stud, she is looking at us, and for that moment in time, she becomes our girlfriend, and that is what makes us want to return to The SCORE Group! Take this as you wish.”

L.D.R.’s letter didn’t generate much response, either point or counterpoint. In plays or movies, when someone looks at the unseen viewer, acknowledging his presence, it’s called breaking “the fourth wall.” The imaginary boundary between play and audience is broken. Woody Allen has done this many times in his movies, like in Annie Hall. Michael Caine did it throughout his movie Alfie. It’s more common on stage than in films, where it’s never been that popular.

We’ve been running a poll about this subject on SCORELAND, and the majority of respondents didn’t agree with L.D.R. We asked, “Do you like it when a model looks at the camera instead of the guy in a hardcore photo shoot?” A big 63% said yes, only 16% answered no and 21% didn’t have a preference either way.

A girl looking at the camera in a hardcore scene can work in different ways. Naturally, in a point-of-view shoot when the camera takes the place of the guy, the model looking into the camera is the most important part of the fantasy logic. A second situation–both guy and girl are shot in third person but she turns her head or her eyes to look directly at the camera, with different types of facial expressions, such as smiling or sexually turned on, extra-excited by someone else looking at her fucking and sucking her partner–is what L.D.R. objected to. He feels that he’s on the outside looking in, “a look but don’t touch” effect. There’s also a third: when the viewer is a peeping Tom spying on a couple and the girl might shoot knowing glances in the direction of the peeper while the guy is unaware.

Harmony Bliss maintains eye contact with her cum-comrade.

Harmony Bliss maintains eye contact with her cum-comrade.

Most of this applies to still photos. In most third-person hardcore videos, the girls rarely turn to look at and acknowledge the camera.

Personally, I’m a P.O.V. fan. They really pull you into the action. But this doesn’t work all the time. A lot of positions must be seen third-person unless mirrors are used. That’s why mirrored rooms are so big at hot-sheet hotels.

The same question is currently up on the Blog poll. What are your thoughts?