February 3, 2017 by Elliot James
Old joke. A grocery delivery guy brings an order to a house. The woman lets him in then immediately pulls off his pants and fucks and sucks him.
When they’re finished, the woman sticks a dollar bill in his hand.
The amazed delivery guy says to her, “Lady, I can’t take this. You’ve already banged my brains out.”
The woman is adamant. “You’ve got to take the dollar!” she tells. “You have to!”
“Why?” the puzzled delivery guy asks her.
“Because I asked my husband what I should give the delivery man and he said, ‘Fuck him. Give him a dollar.'”
Holly Wood orders a load of groceries. The delivery guy turns out to be JMac, who is excellent at delivering loads. JMac tends to move from job to job (tow truck operator, A/C repairman) because he winds up fucking his big-boobed customers and gets laid off, in more ways than one.
“JMac and I hit it off immediately!” Holly said. “It was such a fun scene to do, really! Jackhammer was definitely new to me for filming. It allowed him to get deep and really felt amazing. We were so into what we were doing, that he just led the way and we let loose!”
Starts today at SCORELAND.
The pile-driver (or jackhammer) turned out to be Holly's favorite position.
February 21, 2012 by Dave
Fact: Porn studs get to do the things most of us don't get to do, like fuck two girls like Daylene Rio and Sara Jay at the same time. That is a fact, right?
The most-recent “Blog” poll asked, “Given the choice, would you prefer the pop shot in a big-tit XXX scene to land on the model’s face or on her tits?” Fifty-eight percent went for tits and 42% went for face, which is pretty consistent with the results the last time we asked this question a few years ago.
This made me think about how different porn sex is from the sex you and I have in our regular lives. It made me realize that although reality porn is the big thing these days, there’s a thick line between porn sex and real sex. For example:
1. In your personal life, where have most of your cum shots landed? I’m guessing that most of you will say, “In the woman’s pussy” or “In the condom that’s in the woman’s pussy,” or “in the woman’s mouth,” not on her tits or face.
2. Really, truly, have many times have you piledrive-fucked a woman? I’m talking about turning her upside-down so her head was on the ground, grabbing her by the legs, spreading ’em wide and fucking her pussy or ass?
3. How many times have you fucked a woman’s face? I’m not saying just having her lie back with her head off the end of the mattress so you can stick your cock in her mouth. I’m talking about her lying down and you standing over her and throat-fucking her from above.
4. How many times has a woman blown cum bubbles or played with your sticky nut sauce?
5. How many times has a woman sucked her own pussy (or ass) juices off your cock?
All of these things are, in my opinion, pretty hot. And the fact that some (most?) of us have never done most (all?) of them in our personal lives doesn’t make them any less hot. In fact, that makes them hotter.
Where am I going with this? Well, the other day, I was reading a bio sheet that one of our models filled out, and under, “How often do you masturbate?” she put, “I don’t masturbate. I have sex.”
And I was like, “What does one have to do with the other?” And, at least to me, that’s a good thing.
