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Best of the Blog: SCORE Girls are their artistic inspiration.

May 31, 2021 by Elliot James

Here are three guys, longtime SCORE fans, who have been inspired to create their art of big boobs. They have been featured on SCORELAND and in SCORE magazine for years.

Superwoman Lacey Legends.

Superwoman Lacey Legends.

First up is a man who calls himself The Saint. He’s a charter subscriber. The first dancer he ever saw (and who became a huge inspiration) was Zoryna Dreams in the October 1992 issue. “I started going to strip clubs in October of 1992,” the New Yorker said. “After seeing Zoryna on Howard Stern’s show, I knew I had to see her in person on her next visit to New York.”

Dreams. Zoryna Dreams. Shaken not stirred.

Dreams. Zoryna Dreams. Shaken not stirred.

Over the years, The Saint went clubbing regularly and met Joey Karson, Lisa Lipps, Europe DiChan, Colt 45,  Pandora Peaks, Tawny Peaks, Kimberly Kupps, Staci Staxxx, Sofia Staks, Bunny Glamazon, Bambi the Amazon, Chrissy Paris, Plenty Uptopp, Nikki Knockers, Alyssa Alps, Casey James, Busty Dusty, Crystal Storm, Lacey Legends, Heather Hooters, Candy Cantalopes, Angel Eyes, Angel Bust, Kayla Kleevage, Crystal Gunns, Montana, Maxi and Mini Mounds and many more luminaries of the super-busty stage.

“My favorite SCORE covers are Lisa Lipps, September 1993 and Plenty Uptopp, January 1998,” he said. “Why? Both were perfect shots for reference in regard to pin-ups, and in both, the gals looked like they were ready to kick ass and take names.”

Artists he admires: Adam Hughes, Dave Stevens, Otis Sweat, Jack Henslee, Kevin Taylor, and Matt Baker. He uses pencil and ink with design marker to color his illustrations.

Art by Pauly of Artofpencil.

Art by Pauly of Artofpencil.

Pauly of Pauly Arts is a musician and artist. “I definitely create women that are such a rarity in real life that you see one every eight months or so…girls who make you freeze in your tracks and just stare to record the vision in your head because sadly she will soon be gone.” His first inspiration? “I had a substitute teacher for two days who had the biggest, jiggliest breasts, and as we Italians say, I was struck by the thunderbolt!” His favorite SCORE covers? “Anything with my buddy Vanessa Montagne, SaRenna Lee and Sharday. I loved the Lisa Lipps cover shot from August ’96 SCORE.” Pauly wrote the short story “The Diary of Suzy Pratt” for the August ’95 SCORE, illustrated by Jack Henslee. “It’s the story of a tomboy who blossoms through exercise and surgery and blows all the guys away, only to find she’s a bisexual who loves big tits and women who love big tits! My favorite theme!” Pauly sells shirts and other items with his chesty ladies emblazoned on them at Cafepress under “big_breast_art.”

Halloween art by Pauly.

Halloween art by Pauly.

Matt, a.k.a. Thor, is an artist in California who’s found tremendous inspiration in SCORE and Voluptuous models.

Eye candy for the male brain.

Eye candy for the male brain.

“Once again, I tell you, without SCORE, I don’t think I would have continued my pursuit of art,” Matt said. One of his mainstays is Merilyn Sakova. “Whoever found Merilyn to pose for SCORE has been an inspiration to me to make art.” He also digs Morgan Leigh. “Indianna Jaymes and Jenna Valentine seem to be my new favorites,” Matt said.

Merilyn is Matt's muse.

Merilyn is Matt’s muse.

Boob drunk on Colt 45

January 30, 2014 by Elliot James

Colt at the Booby Trap club in Miami, 2001.

I don’t know why the name Colt 45  popped into my head this morning. It’s not her birthday. I’m not expecting the phone to ring today and hear her voice.

I mean the three-time  SCORE magazine covergirl and former feature dancer. Not the malt liquor. You SCORE veterans remember her well.

I haven’t heard from Colt 45 or anything about her in a long time. I haven’t seen Colt since 2007. Colt was never one for emails and I’d be shocked if she was on any of those social network sites because she doesn’t seem the social networking type, Tweeting every day.

 Colt used to talk about the glory days of big-bust feature dancing in the 1990s and she really loved the action, traveling from city to city. She enjoyed the guys who came out to see her at places like Private Eyes in New York City. She enjoyed the camaraderie between her fellow dancers when she got together with them for a midnight meal after their shows. Every dancer I know loves her, from Alyssa Alps to Minka.

How many SCORE Girls can you name?

I used to go to Flashdancers and other clubs to see SCORE Girls perform on stage. Those were great years, starting around 1989 and lasting through the ’90s until most club managers stopped booking the big-bust dancers in the 2000’s.

The dancers that were stacked like Colt built a personal following from being on the road and featuring at clubs three weeks a month that today’s web-cam models sitting in their bedrooms can never experience.

Colt in the dressing room at Flashdancers, Christmas 2000.

One of the last shows Colt did was in 2006 at an event called “Boobapalooza” at the La Boheme Gentlemen’s Cabaret in Denver, Colorado. She was with Maxi Mounds, Crystal Gunns and Kayla Kupcakes. This may have been the last of the mega-busty group shows at a strip club. Except for a handful of busty feature dancers such as Stephanie Stalls, the party’s over. For now, anyway. I was happy to hear from one of our readers that he recently met Rachel Rocketts dancing in a club called Bouzouki in Detroit.

I hope Colt’s enjoying life back in Corpus Christi, Texas and doing her two favorite things: renovating and selling houses and fishing. Yes, Colt 45 likes to fish. The only model I ever met who likes to fish. I can imagine Colt wearing those long wading boots and a fisherman’s hat. And nothing else.

Colt put the boom in boom-boom.

 

Bound For Glory?

January 17, 2013 by Elliot James

Stick a ball gag in her sexy mouth and show her the ropes.

This new XLGirls.com scene with Nikki Smith is unusual for us.

BDSM isn’t  a kink we do much of in any of the sites, and it’s virtually non-existent in the print magazines.

Years back, we had a short-lived “Big Tit Bondage” section with Kerry Marie, Plenty UpTopp, Jezhabelle, Brittany O’Neil and others. Even Linsey Dawn McKenzie got in on the act. The department is still archived at SCORELAND.  It was just bondage. No beatings, whippings, torture or hanging girls off insane suspension devices. It never got all that much of an enthusiastic response. I’d chalked THAT up to our crowd preferring to see tits, ass and good, old-fashioned fucking rather than chicks tied up, gagged and squirming around on a bed.

XLGirls never gets wrapped up in the bondage and discipline scene, but since Nikki mentioned to Maria that she likes bondage, the studio thought some B&D experimentation before the hump and pump would be interesting and different. So this is a first for XLGirls. Even when bondage expert Kelly Shibari was here, we never did any BDSM, just straight sex. Nikki’s released from her bounds when the fuckin’ begins.

We should interview Nikki one of these days and find out what the story is about getting all trussed up and how far she takes it. I was more impressed by her curvy bod in that string bikini and heels, although she did look fit to be tied.

Miss Smith’s sexy with a ball gag in her mouth, but gagging on a boner in her mouth is more fun, and Nikki would probably agree, if she could speak.

What do you think about tying up and gagging girls? Yea or Nay?

Why do they call it the XXX Olympics? Honestly, after almost two weeks of watching, I have no idea.

August 7, 2012 by Dave

Mega-Boob Olympians, circa 2002. In the top row, Kayla, Maxi and Plenty. In the bottom row, Casey, SaRenna and Minka. All XXX Olympic Gold Medalists.

Haley Hills, going for the Gold!

So, I’m bouncing around from channel to channel the other day, and I head over to NBC, and the information bar at the top of the DirecTV screen reads as follows:

XXX Olympics.

Am I’m like, “Really? When’s the 100-meter tit-fuck?”

So I watch, but all I got was a lot of cameltoe I didn’t want to see and flat-chested women’s gymnasts who look like they’re eight years old.

I don't watch Olympic wrestling. I watch pro wrestling. But I would watch Olympic wrestling if it was like this.

Then, today, I’m surfing the Net and I see this headline: “XXX Olympics Tops Week 46 Viewing.”

Well, of course it does. But talk about misleading advertising.

Anyway, you all know where to go if it’s XXX Olympics you’re looking for.

Yes, indeed, this is the place. SCORELAND, I mean.

Combined cup size of all female Olympic athletes other than Serena Williams: B-cup.

Combined cup size of all the models at SCORELAND: a gazillion-cup.

The Lineup: Like a buffet of tits for your dick.

April 26, 2012 by Maria

Ah, the lineup. That moment on-location somewhere beautiful when all the sexy babes on vacation with us come together like a Beatles song, standing side-by-side, tits held high, like a summit of stackdom. It’s fucking glorious and one of my favorite things about location shoots.

It’s like a buffet of tits for your dick. It’s that good.

Because, really, when will you ever see a feast of flesh this amazing anywhere else? I don’t care where you live or where you shop, there is no way that one day, five scantily clad, stacked babes are gonna show up and stand side-by-side in big-tit harmony like this at your local supermarket or mall.

It ain’t happening.

And, really, this is what we’re known for at SCORELAND. The big-tit vacation and subsequent lineup are…like…our thing. We are good at it. I would venture to say that no one does it better.

I mean, I saw it IN PERSON once when I went on-location to Hungary, and it was impressive. Busty, topless hotties all grouped together, giggling and shaking their tits at one another…have mercy, it was like I died and went to big-tit heaven.

So today, I salute the lineup and all the babes who sand tall and proud and say, “Hey, I have big tits and so do these gals standing next to me. Please, stare at them.”

It almost brings a tear of joy to my eye.

xoxo,

Maria

 

Choose your Valentine! Who do you have a heart-on for?

February 14, 2012 by Elliot James

A Valentine nod to ’50s cheesecake photos.

Sultry Quebecoise Lily has Valentine appeal.

Renee’s Valentine outfit gets hearts beating faster.

Everything is roses for Merilyn.

There’s Jenna.

There’s Lily.

They’re not related, but they share the Valentine.

Everything is roses for Merilyn Sakova on this day.

And there’s the fantastic Renee Ross in this Valentine’s Day glamour shot.

Valentines all.

Valentine’s Day is celebrated in the US, Canada, Mexico, France, the UK and Australia. I’m sure other countries have picked up on it. I’m not clear about North Korea.

A Pope named Gelasius in the 5th century declared February 14 to be St. Valentine’s Day.

In the Middle Ages, the French and the English believed that February 14 was the beginning of the mating season for birds. This could be why a lot of guys think Valentine’s Day is for the birds.

Valentine’s Day is the second busiest greeting-card holiday after Christmas. The big gifts? Chocolate, flowers, red lingerie and candy underwear. There are also candy bras, which is more our speed at SCORELAND.

The St. Valentine’s Day massacre was Al Capone’s holiday gift to Bugs Moran, proving that love can take many forms.

Happy Valentine’s Day to all of the models!

Happy Valentine’s birthday week to:

Lorna Morgan Feb. 13
Sapphire Feb 14.
Nillis Willis Feb. 14
Plenty UpTopp Feb. 14
Kali West Feb. 16
Jade Feng Feb. 17
SaRenna Lee Feb. 17
Candy Cantaloupes Feb. 17
Nicole Peters Feb. 18
Cynthia Romero Feb. 18

Breast of the SCORELAND Blog: Circle of Tits

May 11, 2011 by Dave

The perfect symmetry of the original shot, taken in late 2001 during the filming of Mega-Boob Olympics, isn’t quite matched in the updated version, but creating a circle with six girls is a lot easier than creating one with four. But whenever I look at either of these shots, the same two things go through my mind:

1. I’d really like to be in the middle of that.

2. It must be nice to be a SCORE photographer.

What goes through your mind?

In the shot at right, the girls are (starting at six o’clock and going clockwise): Plenty UpTopp, Casey James, Minka, Maxi Mounds, SaRenna Lee and Kayla Kleevage. This shot is a classic, perhaps the most-famous one we’ve ever taken.

In the shot on the right, taken during the filming of the DVD On Location Grand Bahama, the girls are (starting at the top right): Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Arianna Sinn and Taylor Steele.

Makes you kinda dizzy, doesn’t it?

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Breast wishes, busty waitresses and Femen take the streets

February 14, 2011 by Elliot James

Happy birthday, ladies.

Today on SCORELAND, redheaded vixen Contessa Rose kicks off March ’11 V-mag with a cocktail server pictorial in the kind of pub where everybody knows your name.

Tomorrow, Dixie Devereaux as another kind of waitress with a plate of sticky pancakes. You won’t see a skintight uniform like Dixie’s worn at your local diner.

Boobs in the News:

An all-female group in Ukraine called Femen have an unusual way of protesting political issues, the lack of women in government positions and discrimination. They show their boobs in public. There are over 300 Femen activists just in Kiev. Wearing flowers in their hair in the old Ukrainian style, they recently grouped by a train station and shouted “Impeach Yanukovych!” (Ukraine’s President Viktor Yanukovych)

Femen’s leader Anna Gutsol told reporters, “We understood that the only way to attract the maximum attention to a problem is to protest with bare breasts. It’s still a peaceful protest, but the most effective. In Ukraine, women don’t have the same rights as men, many marry at 20 and have neither career nor financial independence. We have minimum money to develop our organization, but we have our bodies, our brains, and our creativity. First one looks at our breasts, then our banners.”

The Femen movement is spreading. I hope it catches on in the States. Near the SCORE building.

Things to not do while driving

June 30, 2010 by Elliot James
There are enough road distractions without Misty contributing.

There are enough road distractions without Misty contributing.

Compounding the problem, this motorist is not even dressed.

Compounding the problem, this motorist is not even dressed.

An action like this could result in the mike winding up in the passenger's butt.

An action like this could result in the mike winding up in the passenger's butt.

Look, go get a room and do this. Not at 40mph.

Look, go get a room and do this. Not at 40mph.

Florida is known for its excellent drivers. Thank goodness they don’t do stupid things behind the wheel like texting, drinking coffee, booze or soda, eating, putting on make-up, reaching for something that dropped by their feet, brushing their hair, putting on a shirt, tying a tie, taking off a bra, smoking, getting a blow job, reading, watching TV, masturbating or talking to someone in the back seat while looking at him.

Today, I would like to illustrate un-safe motorist boob behavior with some photos from SCORELAND.

It’s B-Day time for Lorna, Sapphire, Devin and Plenty

February 10, 2010 by Elliot James

How can it be almost three years since Lorna flew to The Bahamas? Has it been really over a year since Sapphire was a bridesmaid in My Big Plump Wedding? Will Devin Taylor ever return to South Beach? Don’t tell us it’s been eight years since Plenty UpTopp went wild in the Mega-Boob Olympics. Where does the time go? If I could, I’d stop the clock like they do at football games. Happy birthday from your friends at SCORELAND.