At XLGirls.com, Kacey Parker loosens up a few muscles in “Massage Parlor Girl,” and a happy ending is guaranteed. Here’s Kacey in her masseuse’s titty-whiteys before she unleashes her massive 36H massage pillows on her client. It’s a lot more energetic than Jennifer Love Hewitt’s new Lifetime TV show The Client List. “I’m an attention whore,” Kacey boasts. “I love it when wives catch their husbands staring at my large, youthful tits!” Our kind of woman.
Krystal Swift is a walking wet dream.
At SCOREVideos.com, newcomer Krystal Swift demonstrates how the Czech Republic will not slow down its pace to win the International Boobs Race. With her pigtails and country girl outfit, sweet and fresh-faced Krystal looks like the farmer’s daughter who moved to the big city. Watch out for those innocent-looking farmer’s daughter types. They like to ride guys ragged, and Krystal is no exception, going hardcore in her debut.
Uh, Chantal...he stopped breathing...
Dave blogged about the debut of Chantal Raye, one of the new wave of girls who don’t wait months or years (and, many times, forever) to step up their thermostat. They’re ready, willing and most able right now, right off the snap. Is this happening because more girls are now genuine fans of adult material as much as guys are? Or are they more naturally uninhibited than earlier generations?
Shyla Shy at 8+ months.
This Monday at XLGirls.com, Shyla Shy returns a month after her pregnant hardcore scene at seven months. Here she is at 8+ months for one last visit before her blessed event. There will be another photo set and video at SCORELAND the first week of June. Dave and I were ready to deliver, just in case.
That’s Shyla Shy, and Shyla is seven months pregnant.
That’s not stopping Shyla from going after big stick. Pregnant girls, their hormones gushing like an uncapped Texas oil well, tend to be super-horny. Shyla’s sex drive was high way before she got knocked up, even though the word shy is in her first and last names.
And at seven months? So hot, you could fry burgers on her butt.
Shyla’s tits are huge, bigger than ever.
Shyla does the deed at XLGirls.com right now, and if you’re a preggo fan, you don’t want to miss this one. If you do miss it, do not come back crying to me like a baby.
Shyla will be back very soon. Like when she is at eight-and-a-half months. That’s close to the blessed arrival. Dave and I may wind up delivering the baby and become godfathers, another accomplishment we can add to our list of achievements. Thanks for being you, Shyla Shy.
Shyla Shy is actually very shy in many ways EXCEPT bumping and grinding for XLGirls.com.
So it turns out that back in 2009, in the early days of the Blog, I wrote a posting called, “Why I like XXX knocked-up chicks with big tits.” The post got quite a few comments for back then, which indicates that a lot of you are interested in pregnant, big-titted girls who fuck. You don’t see many of them, but when you do, it’s pretty hot. At least I think so.
Well, about a week ago, Shyla Shy returned to SCORELAND, and wouldn’t you know it, she was pregnant! And she fucked! So I got to thinking, “How many preggers have fucked for SCORELAND or XLGirls.com?” And the answer is, not as many as you might think, but enough to keep a XXX pregger-lover interested.
April McKenzie
April McKenzie was seven-months pregnant when she did the deed at XLGirls.com. I love the way she introduced her scene: so girl-next-doorish and sexy. Sunshine was also in her third trimester when she fucked at XLGirls.com. And you know what the great thing was about these scenes? Both girls had gigantic, natural tits even before they got knocked up. And afterward? Holy, shit!
Stefani
Stefani, a slim ‘n’ stacked Czech chick, was in her seventh month when she took the rod at SCOREVideos.com. Kali West was well into her eighth month when she did a tits and tugs scene at SCORELAND.
Sunshine
April, Sunshine, Stefani and Kali (along with a knocked-up Lorna Morgan) can be seen in the DVD Chesty Preggos 2, available at eBoobStore.com as well as at the websites. And now there’s Shyla, who proudly shows her expanded belly to the world while getting her pussy fucked in her new scene at SCORELAND. I think I’ve said it before: I know what I like about seeing a pregnant woman fucking on-camera. What’s your take on the matter?
Meet Betty Blac, a sexy, fun-loving babe from Oakland, California who surprised us by saying, “I dated women only until I was 28. I started dating men when I lived in Australia, and since then I have dated mostly men. I still love women, but my attraction to men is stronger and I love cock.” Let’s be grateful for the switch-over. Miss Blac’s face-smothering 36K tits are true works of art. I’d rather see them hanging at the XLGirls’ studio than in a museum. One photo of Miss Blac’s boobs is worth more than all of Pablo Picasso’s crappy paintings.
All bow to Renee Ross
Renee Ross has again won Voluptuous magazine’s Model of the Year title. The June 2012 issue is Renee’s second awards edition cover (now at your favorite newsstand) and her fourth V-mag cover. Leanne Crow won Newcomer of the Year, something I expected to happen, and Kristina Milan won Plumper of the Year. “I voted for Renee,” R.D. emailed. “There were many worthy rivals up against Renee, as usual, but when it came time to send in my ballot, I entered her name automatically. I will probably do that again if she is in it next year.” Congrats to the winners!
Shyla Shy; knocked-up and horny
Was there some kind of fertility spell cast on the girls of Mamazon The Movie? First, Kali West got pregnant and came back to SCORELAND with a baby bump. Then Shyla Shy called to report that she was over seven months knocked-up, so we did the respectable thing and quickly invited her over for a new pole-vaulting event. See it right now. Shyla’s boobs are heavier than ever. The Florida local is a very quiet girl on or off camera, but it’s those quiet ones you really gotta watch. So far, no pregnancy reports have come in from Shyla and Kali’s Mamazon co-stars Alia Janine, Daylene Rio, Alexis Silver and Rachel Love. Still, I wonder.
Lovely Mamazon star Kali West was eight-months pregnant when she made the Voluptuous Theater video “Baby on Board.” One of the novel features in this vid is the use of a large mirror creating a narcissistic eroticism. It was a time for reflection, and for us, that means reflecting on Kali’s bountiful boobs, her bulging bump, her bush and that bootiful booty. It starts today at SCORELAND, and if you’re pleased by the preggo condition and loved Lorna Morgan’s vids and pictorials, you’ll love this double-vision look at Kali. One Kali is great. Two Kalis are even better. We call it stereo Kali.
Okay, so sometimes I do things I am not supposed to.
I can’t help it.
When the “they” in charge tell me, “Maria you can’t do this and that,” and, “Maria, you absolutely cannot post this and that,” all I hear is, “Maria, we are challenging you to break the rules,” and, “Maria, we triple-dog dare you to attempt to do this. DO IT! DO IT!”
I’m bad. I’m so, so bad. It’s an innate thing. I can’t change it.
That is why when a very-pregnant Kali West was in our studios and they told me, “You most-certainly CANNOT go in there and film her preggo and going at it for the blog,” that is exactly what I did.
I grabbed my video camera, walked into the studio and shot it.
Then I ran, ran like hell and threw this tape at Lester our video editor and told him this was our little secret.
He edited it, and I have sat on it for a few months, patiently waiting for the right time to post it. (You have to time your law-breaking the right way. If you jump the gun, chances are that gun will come back and shoot you in the ass!)
But I figured since Kali is now up on SCORELAND doing a Tits & Tugs scene, this would be the opportune time to give you guys this footage. Sorry it’s dark and grainy. I couldn’t exactly ask them to light it for me, now could I? And I was afraid that if I got closer, that I would have interrupted the shoot and then there would have been hell to pay.
Regardless, here are some interesting deets for you guys.
Kali was four months preggo when she shot Mamazon.
Kali was eight-months during this clam diddling video.
Kali is from Florida and has a 36DD rack.
Kali also stars in Chesty Preggos 2. (With Lorna Morgan, who really butters my biscuits, if ya know what I mean.)
You should, if you get a chance, check out Kali’s tug scene. But for now, enjoy this secret footage that’s not, so, um, secret anymore. lol Come what may, I am always glad to break the law for you guys. 🙂
Busty, pregnant women posing for naked pictures and videos and fucking on camera is hot.
Why?
Because they’re not supposed to get naked for photos and videos when they’re pregnant. Society says so. But they say, “Fuck society. I look sexier than ever. I’m pregnant and proud. My tits are huge.” They’re with-baby, but despite that, they’re showing off their tits, spreading their legs and fucking and sucking. The only thing hotter than a busty, pregnant woman fucking is a busty, pregnant woman fucking and smoking.
The new DVD Chesty Preggos 2 features three pregnant babes in XXX action: April McKenzie, Sunshine and Stefani (the links here are to their solo preggo sets on SCORELAND). It also features the great Lorna Morgan, looking very pregnant and bustier than I’ve ever seen her, in solo action. And eight-months-pregnant Kali West giving some lucky guy a hand job. I like the idea of Kali giving a guy a hand job while she’s pregnant because even though she sluts it up on video, she still seems like the girl next door.
I snuck up on Kali in the studio before she shot her scene. As you’ll see, I couldn’t decide what to focus on, her swollen tits or her swollen belly. So I compromised and focused on both. I wish I had been the one to knock her up.
This week’s poll asks if you’ve ever walked up to a woman you didn’t know and asked her if you could feel her tits. I don’t care if you were drunk or completely lucid when you popped the question, I just want to know. By the way, hookers and strippers don’t count!
Last week’s poll asked for your feelings about photos and videos of busty, pregnant women. The most popular answer at 45% was “I don’t like them,” but 32% of respondents said they loved them and 18% said they liked them, which means those in favor of seeing busty, pregnant women outnumbered those not in favor by 50% to 45%. Only 5% said, “I don’t care as long as I knocked her up.”
Now for some notes from the weekend.
1. The “Best of the Decade” contest had its first tie on Saturday. Sarah Mercury and Brandy Dean finished with an identical number of votes. Brandy ended up at No. 77 because our computer is programmed to eliminate the model who reaches the losing vote total first. But Sarah lasted only one more day and ended up at No. 76. Congratulations to both ladies. Brandy is one of the horniest on-camera fuckers I’ve ever seen (she loves black cock). As I’ve mentioned, Sarah was a huge favorite among V-Men during the early years of this decade. Whenever we put her on the cover, issues of V-Mag flew off the racks.
2. Susan Sarandon’s daughter, Eva Amurri, has been displaying her very nice, naked rack on the TV show Californication. According to news reports, Susan Sarandon (who’s very nicely racked herself and looked highly jackable in The Rocky Horror Picture Show) had no problems with her 24-year-old daughter getting naked. It’s good to know that nice tits and exhibitionism run in the family.
3. Finally, the Orange County Register reports, “Denise Richards has downsized her breasts. So has Victoria Beckham, along with Tara Reid, Sharon Osbourne, and Tamra Barney of Real Housewives of Orange County…Enough stars have reduced their chest size recently that celebrity watchers have declared it a trend, even though other stars from Heidi Montag to Pamela Anderson have chosen to expand their breasts.” Must’ve been a slow news day. Please, I’m searching, show me the 100% straight man who likes small tits more than big tits and the woman with A-cups or B-cups who doesn’t want C-cups or D-cups. Now that would be a story.
Last week we asked you to tell us what type of busty model is your favorite. Astonishingly,mega-boobed came in first at 27%, followed by plumper at 22%; young, slim and natural at 22%; over 30 and natural at 17%; over 30 and augmented at 7%; and young, slim and augmented at 5%. Why do I say it’s so astonishing that mega-boobed came in first? Because many of the first 19 models eliminated in the “Best of the Decade” contest at SCORELAND are, indeed, mega-boobed! What the hell is going on here?
Two girls from the Top 100: Africa (#88) patiently waits as Cassitty (#82) sucks. Several years ago, the girls went tit-to-tit in the "Big Tit Challenge," and the cock-stiffening blow-by-blow is still posted at Scoreland.
This week’s poll asks, “How do you feel about pregnant photo sets?” Love them? Like them? Hate them? Don’t care as long as the girl has big tits? Let us know.
But let’s go back to the “Best of the Decade” contest for a second. Now, we’re all adults here, so let’s be open about what’s going on: So far, every single one of the 19 models who have been eliminated has been either 1.) Enhanced or 2.) Black. I could comment further on this, but I’m not going to because I’ll just get emotional. I will say this: My No. 1. of the decade is black, so you know where I stand on the issue.
By the way, congratulations to Cassitty for coming in at No. 82, a very fair and impressive ranking that places her in the top 10% of all newcomers this decade. When it comes to sucking cock, though, Cassitty is in the top 1%.
