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An open book: the 20th anniversary contest questions

June 25, 2012 by Elliot James

Dave mentioned in his June 16 Blog that “Elliot and I might have gone a bit nuts with the gift-pack giveaway trivia questions. Seems as if each day has been tougher than the previous one. ‘Which girl did not appear on Howard Stern’s TV and radio shows?’ Were we kidding? The answer (from among Kellei G, Casey James, Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Dawn Stone) was Dawn Stone, and I wish I had a dollar for everyone who guessed Kellei G.”

However, when Dave and I were coming up with questions and answers, I threw in that the answers were multiple choice, not a much harder fill-in form of answer, and that the answers were all inside SCORELAND. No one had to pour through 20 years of back-issue magazines that 90% or more didn’t even own or, if they did have, were probably stored away in boxes. The answers were clicks away.

For example, I thought everyone would get these two questions from No. 13 right:

Which girl who sailed on the 2000 Boob Cruise would later win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?
A) Morgan Leigh-correct answer
B) Lorna Morgan
C) Ariana
D) Adina

Going to Morgan’s interview, published in its entirety in the Interviews section of “Galleries,” the very first sentence is, “The 2006 SCORE Newcomer of the Year turned out to be a true Cinderella story: Morgan Leigh, who sailed as a passenger on the 2000 Boob Cruise and walked around admiring the big-titted superstars of SCORE magazine, is now, all these years later, a big-titted superstar of SCORE magazine.” The interview is also on video, plus it’s also mentioned in some of Morgan’s pictorials. Until 2006, I had no idea how influential the Boob Cruise was in Morgan’s life.

Can you spot the future Morgan Leigh in this group shot from Boob Cruise 2000?

Which girl did not appear on Howard Stern’s TV and radio shows?
A) Kellei G
B) Casey James
C) Linsey Dawn McKenzie
D) Dawn Stone-correct answer

There they were in a “Galleries” Mammary Lane story with Stern sidekick “Fred The Elephant Boy” and nine photos. The story was about Colt, Casey and Kellei G’s visit to New York City for the Howard Stern Show on E! TV in February, 1995. The girls were also given the thankless job of shaving Fred. His face, not his pubic hair…luckily for them.

Linsey appeared on Stern by herself, a show also shown on E! TV when they broadcast Stern. This show aired nationally on February 14, 2003. (I still have that show on VHS tape.) Stern got to see LDM’s boobs, even if  TV viewers couldn’t. Just Googling “Linsey Dawn McKenzie Howard Stern” would have brought up the answer.

Kellei G., Casey James and Colt 45 with Fred The Elephant Boy. Casey does not look happy.

And for a topic closer to the present day, there was the question from #9:

Which model never went to Mexico on a SCORE shoot?
A) Jenna Valentine
B) Lovette
C) Hitomi
D) Karla James-correct

Many chose Lovette although Puerto Vallarta is listed three times right on her model page of links, and going to the recent Puerto Vallarta special with Jenna Valentine, Hitomi, Natalie Fiore, Micky Bells and Leanne Crow, there’s no sign of Karla, who was actually invited but couldn’t make it.

Lovette, Via Paxton and Ariana went to Mexico in August 2000 shortly after the Boob Cruise. It’s one of the oldest On Location shoots archived on SCORELAND. Here she is behind the wheel of the Geo Metro that Peter, the photographer, rented to drive to a secluded area.

“I should have had Lovette drive back to the hotel just like that, but that’s asking for a ticket, I suppose,” said Peter, a man who has seen more tits and clits than a gynecologist.

I hope to see more of you take a shot at the questions for this wrap-up week, even if you just feel like guessing rather than looking it up.

You have to be in it to win it!

Lovette in Mexico--what, no seat belt?

Meet Melissa Reed. She’s ready to bust out and she has the equipment to do it.

June 7, 2012 by Elliot James

Melissa Reed at SCORELAND right now.

Meet Melissa Reed.

Melissa is brand spankin’ new. She is one of the new generation of models that Dave described in his recent Blog.

I have a theory about this. I think that just as many girls go on adult sites as guys do these days. Fifteen years ago, rarely would you see a woman in an adult book store unless she worked there. Now women surf adult sites. They go to adult entertainment fan conventions. They go to strip clubs. They watch adult DVDs by themselves. Sex toys are sold in drug stores and are advertised on TV. It’s a different generation.

Women are curious, and they’re not yellow about it. (Look up “I Am Curious Yellow” if that sentence puzzles you.)

Melissa is a California girl who busted out early in life. She grew up and her chest grew out. And out. And out. Now she’s a 36HH-cupper. Sound the trumpets!

We always ask a new girl how she found out about SCORE. How did Melissa find out?

“A friend of mine recommended you,” she said. “I looked at the website and the magazine and decided to try it. You contacted me back right away.” That friend is now my friend.

We asked Melissa if she had any special talents we should know about. She didn’t think so, but we respectfully disagree.

Come see why over the next three days.

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We have a winner in Day 1’s “20 for 20” contest at SCORELAND.

Congratulations to S.T. of Omaha. He’s won a limited-edition SCORE 20th anniversary cap, a limited-edition 20th anniversary shirt, a free SCORE Group magazine of his choice, a free SCORE Group DVD of his choice and one free month of access to the TSG website of his choice.

Here are Day 1’s questions with the correct answers in bold:

In 1992, publisher John Fox wanted a cover model who epitomized what being “#1 In Big Boobs” is all about. Who was the cover girl?
A) Pandora Peaks
B) Busty Dusty
C) L.A. Bust
D) Wendy Whoppers

How many times did the Boob Cruise Sail?
A) 4
B) 5
C) 6
D) 7

A real-life farmer’s daughter, she grew up working on a hops farm.
A) Kaytee Carter
B) Destiny Rose
C) Mandy Pearl
D) Brandy Talore

Surprisingly, the Boob Cruise question was the one that tripped up most people. Day 2’s contest starts now with #19 Venera!