Tag Archive: reality TV

At SCORELAND, Amy Anderssen does things Kim Kardashian has never done. At least on-camera.

July 6, 2014 by Dave

 

Don't hold back when you're fucking Amy Anderssen from behind. She can take it.

When I had the pleasure to interview Canadian mega-stacked Amy Anderssen, I asked her which she likes better, her huge tits or her huge ass.

Said Amy, “I like both because both can get played with very well, and they just turn me on. I love when my tits get sucked, and I love when I’m getting fucked in doggy. My ass is just bouncing on the guy’s cock, and it’s so sexual and horny. It gets me really wet.”

Both of those things happen in Amy’s first full-sex scene for SCORELAND, which you can view right now.

Amy also discussed her striking similarity to reality TV star Kim Kardashian.

“I love Kim. She’s one of the reasons I went from blond to brunette. She’s the poster girl for that kind of look. She’s one of my role models. She’s always well-dressed, well-behaved. I love her hair and makeup. I love how she handles the press. She never trash-talks people. Her demeanor, her professionalism are fantastic. I think she’s one of the best celebrities. People diss her all the time, but that’s because she’s so good.”

“Isn’t she known for her ass?” I asked Amy.

“Yes,” Amy said.

“Who has a better ass?” I inquired.

“I’m gonna say Kim,” Amy said. “But I’ve got Kim on the boobs, so it’s 50-50.”

Sorry, Amy, but I disagree. You have it all over Kim. And I’m sure you fuck a lot better, too.

Busty Asians always hit a grand slam

January 22, 2013 by Elliot James

Kiko Lee: a big Pete Rose fan.

I watch a reality show on Monday night on The Learning Channel called Pete Rose: Hits and Mrs.

Yes, the same Learning Channel that produces Honey Boo Boo.

The show is about 71-year-old Pete and his 36 year-old Korean-American fiancée, Kiana Kim, a hot-looking model with a beautiful body and very big tits. A former flight attendant for Korean Airlines, she has two children from a previous relationship and wants Pete to tie the knot. She also complains a lot about the size of her boob job and wants to get a reduction. Maybe the title should be Tits and Mrs.

My mind is yelling “No, don’t do it! Leave them the way they are!” when Kiana talks about this. Of course, Pete is against the idea but in a very laid-back way. He seems content watching three baseball games at once on TV and eating Subway heros every day. I’m a little worried about this relationship.

I’d love to see Kiana pose for SCORE, but I wouldn’t bet on it and neither would Pete since his gambling days are over. 

In last night’s two episodes, Kiana wore tiny shorts and a sexy top while walking with Pete and the kids to the Baseball Hall of Fame (he is banned from the sport). In another episode, she poses for her own calendar in skimpy sports outfits designed for hot chicks. She definitely enjoys wearing sexy outfits and likes to be looked at. That’s why getting a breast reduction is the last thing she should do.

I’m happy for Pete, the all-time Major League leader in hits (4,256), although I’m not a fan. I am, however, a fan of his future wife, who’s the only reason I watch the show.  (I’m also a fan of Coco, Ice T’s busty wife and another reality TV celebrity.)

How come so many hot Asians are named Kiana? There’s Kiana Tom, the TV fitness personality, and, of course, Kianna Dior, one of the hottest-ever porn stars, plus a few other hot Asian models named Kiana or Kianna.

According to the Urban Dictionary, a dubious source of information, a “Kiana” is a hot girl with a great ass.

Kianna Dior stops traffic as usual.

Watching this show, I remembered an interview with Asian-American SCORE Girl Kiko Lee. A Kiko scene from SCORELAND was posted on SCORELAND2 yesterday. Kiko talked about Pete Rose in her interview.

“I was walking around Vegas shopping,” Kiko said. “He had his manager and one of his bodyguards come get me, and they said, ‘Pete Rose wants to meet you.’ I was looking at them like they were nuts, and it turned out that he did. So I figured, ‘Why not?’ even though he’s a lot older than me, so I met him and talked to him, and that night we went to dinner. Then we went back to his condo and had sex. He can do some things good. He can eat pussy well.”

Despite the age difference, Kiko found Pete attractive. “He’s a very smart businessman. He’s still making money now even though he’s considered the worst baseball player for gambling. He’s still a good businessman. You sit down and have a conversation with him and he’s got a great mind.”

Who’d have guessed that hot chicks would like older guys for their minds so much that they’d bang them on the first date?

I not only learned something from The Learning Channel; I learned something from Kiko Lee.

More To Fuck on DVD: The way reality TV shows should be!

June 6, 2010 by Elliot James
Visit eBoobStore.com to order or phone 1-800-421-0760.

Visit eBoobStore.com to order or phone 1-800-421-0760.

More To Fuck is the reality show that begins where all other reality shows end. There’s nothing like it. Breast-lover John is the bachelor seeking a hot girl to fulfill all of his horndog dreams, the girl who will stretch out her bras. He has to choose one of the superstars of Voluptuous magazine: Alanna Ackerman, Anna Kay, Destiny Rose, Melonie Max or Tatiana Blair. Unlike all the reality mating games on boring TV, in More To Fuck, John can test them out in XXX action before he makes his final choice, and he even lets his buddy Lucas Stone fill Alanna’s butt in a wild interracial anal scene. Now that’s a pal!

John’s treated to a girl-girl between the show’s busty host, Kaytee Carter, and Destiny (their first girl-girl), and the lucky stiff gets to play with Melonie, Anna and Tatiana, too. There are over three hours of big-boobed XXX, extras and behind-the-scenes footage and interviews.

The DVD was the brainchild of editor Dave, who got frustrated by the lack of busty babes on the TV reality show More To Love. Not only that, but the only super-busty babe on the show didn’t get picked (she came in second). More To Fuck is what happens when real boob lovers (or any heterosexual men) get together and film a reality dating show about big, beautiful women. Of course, there isn’t a lot of dating in More To Fuck. But there is a lot of fucking.

By the way, you probably didn’t realize it at the time, but Friday’s “Guess Whose Boobs” blog was meant to be a preview of More To Fuck. Now it can be revealed that Mystery Rack No. 1 belonged to Tatiana, Mystery Rack No. 2 belonged to Alanna, Mystery Rack No. 3 belonged to Kaytee and Mystery Rack No. 4 belonged to Destiny. Congratulations to Johnny for getting it right.

Get it here and see the trailer, or phone 1-800-421-0760 in the US and Canada.

“More To Love.” More what?

August 4, 2009 by Dave

FOX rolled out its new reality dating show. It’s called More To Love, and it’s about a guy who tries to find love with 20 plus-sized girls. So I tune in, figuring, “Big girls, big tits,” right?

Wrong.

In what might go down as the worst casting in the history of reality TV, the producers managed to find 20 big girls of which only one has big tits. And you’d better believe she was touting her advantage in a tight, low-cut dress, puppies bouncing all over the place. But the rest? Yipes!

At one point, some chick was going on and on about how she’d never had a date, and I’m screaming at the TV, “Honey, you weigh 300 pounds and only two of it’s tit!” I mean, take your pick: big tits, big ass, or pretty face. A girl’s gotta give your mind something to negotiate with your cock.

COCK: She’s a big girl.

MIND: But she’s very nice.

COCK: She’s a big girl.

MIND: She’s very nice, and she has big tits.

COCK: Sold.

That’s how it works in real life.

Obviously, the people who cast More To Love didn’t know what they were doing. They should’ve come to us. Here are five big girls for starters. They have more to love in all the right places.

Samantha

Samantha

Maria Moore

Maria Moore

Gemma Field

Gemma Field

Laura Bailey

Laura Bailey

Sapphire

Sapphire